Myspace Romance

i once dated a girl who happened to have a myspace profile.

good times?

ask nicholson

hot n heavy n mullety

Tom

is a hottie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - nice one, Hand Hell!

tom would pull a few roots, i reckon

Tom never returns my messages though.

easy...

HANDHELL WANTS TO ROOT TOM

i went out with a girl for a date that messaged me through myspace. This was a desperate time of my being. There was 1/2 hour till the movie started, she got to choose, me being the gentleman. She got to choose "she's the man" . Great Choice.

Before the movie started i asked, wanna have a coffee? She said No one has ever bougt coffee for me ever. The closest place was Starbucks. That was my first and last ever starbucks coffee, but was still better than the myspace date

I just love that sexy sideways glance he's got.

i love that he loves cheap trick

i love his inoffensive white shirt.

I'm an old fashioned kinda gal, and as such prefer to stick to the more traditional dating avenues.

like mess and noise. or pony. yep.

or truckstops. don't forget truckstops ...

nobody i've slept with has a myspace.

they've all got LiveJournals, though.

i had an IRC romance once. at 28.8k.

irc romance ruined my life

the pony pick up...its been too long!

one day i'll pick up at pony...

ONE DAY

in the meantime ... the truckstop!

ah...irc...

sighs

oi anok, youve had the chance...and wisely ran!

Nah. Stalkers, yes. Romance, nuh.

why the fuck would anyone want to pick up at pony ? feral place. feral people. feral everything.

haha, irc. oh internet relay chat, how i don't miss you.

madbot!

admittedly i employed an intricate combination of coy myspazz comment, usc posts and launching myself drunkenly onto thee at pony to snare my man (and if you are reading this darlin', you know i say this with all respect and good humour, of course..xoxo).

booze and technology - bringing antisocial misanthropes together since 1995. or thereabouts. bless.

or booze and technology can make for some very messy situations...

think i might take to leaving my phone at home when large amounts of boozing is called for.

that may have the unfortunate side effect of precluding the booty call though, raincoat.

nods

this is true...but also may be best avoided

there is that thing where phones/cameras/mp3 are getting integrated. There needs to be a /breathalyser involved

yeah... irc was the real wild west. myspace is just the disneyland ride.

once this guy (male, 40) made me try his boxer shorts on and then chased me around his house trying to pull them down. i met him on irc and he was my maths tutor. ugh!!

hahahahah

giddy up!

i should have just let him. i certainly could've used the action.

1996 was my year of action a-plenty....

who ever thought the school oval was so exciting after dark!

pony - a more traditional dating avenue... ugh pagey, i was scoffing at your comment and just recalled that my girlfriend and, yes, my last girlfriend were both secured at this shithole... for want of a nicer description for this regular haunt of mine. hahaha, pony a "traditional dating avenue.".. love it!!

i dont get it every one keeps hooking up through pony
why do i have no success?

Rupert gave me a wristie to seal the deal when i sold to news corp.

But thats in the past, ladies, why not add me as a friend, and ill let you find out about my next 'secret show'.

i met a girl once I met on myspace.. i mean, i've met a few.. but this one was interested.. went to her house.. she had large breasts... but.. was kinda dirty... the ashtray and dirty dishes by the bed put me off.. haven't seen her since, and don't care to.

i almost nailed a scorcher from myspace about 6 months ago.

apart from that. no. myspace is for keeping in touch with pre existing friends and hassling bands.

hehe. nailed.

hehe true true.. i always get suspicious now when "hot" girls send you messages...