Peter Helliar.
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Anything with Mick Molloy on it

That girl that used to be on Rove.

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I think I prefer Peter Helliar to Rove and his ''I'm really just a big kid'' schtick.

I would say Andy but he doesn't actually have any personality at all.

I have a bit of a thing for Matt John's- he's small but perfectly formed.......and Mick Molloy is hilarious in my humble opinion. Pete Hellier is a nob jockey but surely Dave Hughes needs a nomination in this thread....

that fucking Lano and Woodley guy with the fucking curly hair

thomasr..................... ah hahahahahahaah

oh yeah dave hughes.

Hmmm its like the Rove axis of evil isn't it

That silly little bald man who does an ad on telly - fuck he gives me the shits. Carl someone...I think.

this prick:

and for that matter, the woman in the back too.

wil anderson. no contest.

hmm..

richard wilkins.

sonia kruger.

kochie.

any of those morning show people.

I second Wil Anderson. He's the only one that's laughing at his jokes.

Judith Lucy.

Third Dave Hughes. Christ, that fucking droning monotone. He sounds like a retarded New Zealander.

sonia kruger.

i didn't realise she was meant to be funny

oh yeah, that blonde guy from that small business show - but is he actually trying to be funny?

these guys..

I'd like to suggest poor old Robbie Buck. He's a lovely bloke, but funny he ain't.

But most of the people mentioned in this thread (with the exception of the exceptional Chris Lilley) are unfunny cunts.
Dave Hughes shits me to tears.
Judith Lucy makes me want to wash my hands repeatedly.
etc etc

Rove all the way.... and that slapper he has at his news desk... i don't care if she doesn't write her material, but if she had any intelligence about her, she would not read it....

Loving the Dave Hughes hatefest in this thread.

daryl somers. i've heard that they're gonna bring hey hey back. ozzie, john blackman, red, wilbur wild. can't. fucken.wait.

The host of Spicks and Specs for sure. He's like a smilier, gayer, super-annoying version of Wil Anderson.

Aw, my Mum loves him. Dave Hughes can suck it though, seriously.

I'd like to suggest poor old Robbie Buck. He's a lovely bloke, but funny he ain't.

Never a truer word typed

Grant Denya makes me want to hurt little people.

Judith Lucy makes me want to wash my hands repeatedly.

same... erghh, i can just imagine what she smells like

actually that's harsh, but her voice could drive me to lobotomise myself

blake - Corrine Grant.

Paul McDermott, for sure.

are there any funny australian comedians? i cant think of any

fifi box?

whatever she's called, she is essentially useless, and a waste of commercial airtime.

thomasr..................... ah hahahahahahaah

It' just a honour to be nominated... cunt.

anyone mentioned that fuckbag, i think his name's ahmed. i don't know what's wrong with him but there's something going on that's making him think he's funny. i think he was last seen on that gnw rehash being a complete fucking cuntybollocks. he makes me wish i had mad bountyhunter skillz so i could find him and put an end to him

I second Jules Lund. I want to punch that cunt in the neck.

anyone that isn't shaun Micallef or John Safran circa 2001.

John Safran is awesome! but his radio show on jjj is a bit of a slack off.

so much hate for Jo Stanley and Hamish Blake.

I'd like to stipulate that an ex of mine was friends with Jo Stanley and not only is she an absolute FOX (too much make-up on that Best Of The Season show last night) but she is very funny and good-natured.

I don't want to bang Hamish though.