''Don't think Axle it makes my dick itch''

Monty, you terrible cunt!

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me?

HAHA! Love that one, SS.

Everything? OK, I'll talk! In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs... and I blamed it on the dog!! My mom, she sent me to this summer camp for fat kids.. and and then they served lunch I wents nuts and I pigged out and they KICKED ME OOOOUTTT. B-b-but the worst thing I ever done... I mixed up a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to the movie theater (I hid the puke in my jacket) then I climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this....

Hooooaaaa-Hooooaa-HOOOAAAAA!!!!!

then I dumped it over the side... all over the people in the audience (and then, th-this is horrible) all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire LIFE!!!!!!

'GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!''

''Those aren't pillows!''

''Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.''

''One Waitress - Sans Dressing''

''Dont mess with the bull, youll get the horns''

''Dad, he's gunna pork her''

Susan: I wish we could afford a place in the Hamptons. Everybody who's anybody has one.

Hobie: Yeah, but if you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.

''I invented the piano key neck tie!''

''respect the cock...''

Never trust a man who wears suspenders and a belt . . . man can't trust his own pants.

''Well I'll remember that the next time I think about your lips wrapped around Frank's cock''

''Hey, thanks for killing my mom''.

''You talkin' to me?''

Susan: I wish we could afford a place in the Hamptons. Everybody who's anybody has one.
Hobie: Yeah, but if you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.
''I invented the piano key neck tie!''
''respect the cock...''

i read that as one quote and thought it was fucken awesome.

''Sticking feathers up your but does not make you a chicken''

''Where you goin' anyway ya little fat fuck you aint got a job''

''cool beans''

We're on a mission from god

Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

Scrubbers...........They love it

Some Cool as Ice quotes:

Ice: I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.

Chick: So, where are you from?
Ice: Around.
Chick: Around?
Ice: Yup-yup.

G'day chainsaw baby! How about a nice big axe to play with?

''It smells like sex in here...''

Some of Alec Baldwin's lines from Glengarry Glen Ross

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

Fuck you. That's my name.
You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name

where's the commode in this dungeon? i gotta take a squirt.

tangy_zizzle said 37 minutes ago:
Some Cool as Ice quotes:

Ice: I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.

Chick: So, where are you from?
Ice: Around.
Chick: Around?
Ice: Yup-yup.

Hahaha! There's so many quotes to choose from!

Fuck you. That's my name.

I think I'm going to hire Glengarry Glen Ross on the strength of that quote.

If you haven't seen it magic it's a must-see (and if you have seen it it's always worth another viewing).

Glengarry Glen Ross is so awesome. Everyone is awesome in it.

''Surely you can't be serious''

''I am serious. And don't call me Shirley''

Dee Dee: HEY PIZZA!

Naked Gun 2 1/2 has so many quotable lines in it. To wit:

I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Have you noticed anything different about him?
Jane Spencer: Well, only that he's a foot taller, and he seems to be left handed now... Frank, what are you trying to tell me? That Quentin has somehow found an exact double for Dr. Mainheimer and that tomorrow that double will give a fraudulent report to the president?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Why that's brilliant, that's a lot better than what I came up with.

Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!

I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

''Sarge, you're bleeding!''
''I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED!!''

bahaha i just realized Meaty quoted my FAVOURITEST quote ever!

respec!

''You're such a fag.''

Willem Dafoe is somewhat godly.

''I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!''

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Red knight goin' down.

stupid quote was wrong google. RED KNIGHT GOIN' DOWN. DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

''You can't fight in here. This is the war room''.