throwing up at work

no, it's ASSeptable

totally asseptable! just get it done before people start showing up to utilise your services.

Its okay if you don't get seen by anyone. Always have some fishermans friends handy just in case

aye, the mints must be on standby.

my worst throw up at work story was from when i was about 19 and was midway through cutting a clients hair... having to run into the back room and spew in the kitchen sink, where all the clients in the salon could hear it happening then gracefully try and walk out and resume the cut.

awesome good times.

Its all about mind control. Overcome the hurl or time it nicely

Day after world cup, talking to my boss: "hold that thought, I need to go to the toilet".

such a great idea, until overcoming the hurl = swallowing

My timing was great. Was on my first break for the day, went outside, hammered out the barf (thankfullly, liquid only - the advantages of not eating), had a smoke, resume work as normal.

That'll learn me for going out on a school night. Stupid awesome Snowman CD launch.

i don't think ive thrown up at work, but probably felt close to it.

a classic moment in my retail past was working at kmart after new years. one friend threw up in the bin at the register and the other bolted threw the store to chuck up.

I threw up at work all over my typewriter (I had a very weird job as a secretary at an old fashioned architects office....they were anti computer....this was only 2 years ago)

It wasnt because I was hungover....I had badddd food poisoning...and the spew just came out and suprised me...luckily though the architects were all upstairs!!!Has anyone else tried to clean up spew from a typewriter!!!

A friend of mine is a pilot (was for Ansett at the time of this story) and got on the piss the night before a mid-morning flight. Hopped in the cockpit, checked off the passenger list, puked in the toilet then took off. He said that sort of thing wasn't all that uncommon.

how about on t.v? aSSeptable?

Acceptable.

haha, that poor dude.

I havnt thrown up at work, but i did throw up into a plastic bag in my car on the way to work.
That wasnt good times.

A few years ago after picking a colleague up on the way to work, I managed to make it all the way there. On arriving I pretty much opened my door, leant out and threw up. Good times.

errr dunno if this counts, but i had to work late once and we ordered a ridiculous amount of thai food. and i gorged (because we had EVERYTHING). and on top of that, because i'd been eating free chocolate all day, i emptied my stomach when i got home. does that count, or is that work-related-vomitness?

I don't know. At a work lunch I had thai food at Forest Lake, then (probably expectedly given the location) later on throwing up all night.

have ya ever jerked off at work???

I'm sure you have cheezel

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yep... looks like vomit.

never had to. Although I've had kids complain that I smelt like alcohol.

Just did :(

oh dear.

i might do the same tomorrow, if i decide to go in. i think the indian i ate last night was a little dodgy.

Bean really is the eponym for the bulls...

This water buffalo died in my head today.

hahahaha poor frankie

I did this once, on the first day of a new job. Food poisoning, kept me in bed for two days. Quite hard to get the timing right - between hurls - to explain that I think I needed to go home, despite having only just got there... oh, good times.