Funding for what?

sorry BA.

The God of Thunder?

Modi- Hypothetically speaking, a 15 terrawatt laser canon.

shaun- Eh, don't be.

henry - Yes my thrall?

Research funding?

Yeah, it's tough. It helps if you a a little bit more advanced than an undergraduate, and have papers published in high ranking journals in your field, as well as the collaboration of others who have done the same, and can demonstrate benefit beyond your specific field of research.

Er, no.

Er, yes.

funding application writing is an artform, even if everything else is going for you

best to get help from someone who has been successful a number of times before, someone who's sat on the assessment panel or worked for the funding body

Or use the ugly tie contest idea.

I'd concentrate on getting a degree first. Seriously. No one's giving funding out to undergrads for research.

There is an art to this which only a few possess. You should find one of these people and try and convince them of your plight. Good Luck

P.S You will find them in the Arts and/or Business departments.

can't ya just fuck for favours?

Modi you complete snapper head. It's not for research.

toadphoney- Nice idea, except for a few small problems. Those are all really fucking gay ideas.

babysteps- Exactly. I am NDG at funding application.

nyx- Hey, I noticed. The process is completely removed from the quality involved.

It's arts funding?

Oh, good luck with that.

fuck funding fuck funding fuck funding!

funding for fucking!

have you tried DARPA?

talk to a venture capitalist. part of their job description is listening to wacko's ring up and ask for money for a 15 terawatt canon. its why they earn the big bucks.

Modi- Er, no. Look. Just shut up alright? You're only making yourself look even fucking dumber, and you didn't start off looking all that clever to begin with.

Bugsy- Awesome idea.

Food- Er....holy fucking shit. You're crazy in the goddamn face. Now I know this is awesome, because I find crazy people like yourself no end of funny.

But try and follow.

If modi follows me around posting in my threads....that's actually him following me around.

Wait, food...are you modi as well? Because he does that multiple account shit.

Helps him keep tabs on his schizophrenia and so on.

goingblank- Excellent. You also win the ''fucking retard'' prize. Good work dicksplicer.

i am currently applied for the trifecta of grants .. if i get this one that makes three in a row... fingers crossed...

Still waiting for the '''Fucking Retard'' Prize'. I was told I'd recieve it in three to five working days...

I don't have time for multiple accounts.

I think you have the impression I am someone I'm not.

goingblank- Hilarious.

Is there a prize for that too?

Seven at least.

my godfather's name is grant.

Hey, good for you.

Now, gimme like, money.

At least seven.

Maybe if you were smarter, you wouldn't have to worry about funding

Got my first funding knock back today.

It hurts.

I had totally planned a weekend on the west coast of Sumatra.

Modi- Maybe if you understood, you wouldn't say such things.

basil seal- Yeah. Sucks indeed.

I understand perfectly. No one will give funding to an undergrad. It's a pretty ordinary situation.

No modi, you don't understand a goddamn fucking thing.

That's why you say such amazingly stupid fucking crap.

That site is great Modi.

yes!

i gets a macbook pro, two trips to asia and two to the pacific.

gloating to the internet is not as fun as gloating to their faces.

I DON'T THINK BADALEX POSTS ON MESS AND NOISE ANYMORE

He did when I posted the link above. I think that's what made him cry and run away.

Come back BADSPANDEX.