Funding for what?

sorry BA.

The God of Thunder?

Modi- Hypothetically speaking, a 15 terrawatt laser canon.

shaun- Eh, don't be.

henry - Yes my thrall?

Research funding?

Yeah, it's tough. It helps if you a a little bit more advanced than an undergraduate, and have papers published in high ranking journals in your field, as well as the collaboration of others who have done the same, and can demonstrate benefit beyond your specific field of research.

Er, no.

Er, yes.

funding application writing is an artform, even if everything else is going for you

best to get help from someone who has been successful a number of times before, someone who's sat on the assessment panel or worked for the funding body

Or use the ugly tie contest idea.

I'd concentrate on getting a degree first. Seriously. No one's giving funding out to undergrads for research.

There is an art to this which only a few possess. You should find one of these people and try and convince them of your plight. Good Luck

P.S You will find them in the Arts and/or Business departments.

can't ya just fuck for favours?

Modi you complete snapper head. It's not for research.

toadphoney- Nice idea, except for a few small problems. Those are all really fucking gay ideas.

babysteps- Exactly. I am NDG at funding application.

nyx- Hey, I noticed. The process is completely removed from the quality involved.

It's arts funding?

Oh, good luck with that.

fuck funding fuck funding fuck funding!

funding for fucking!

have you tried DARPA?

talk to a venture capitalist. part of their job description is listening to wacko's ring up and ask for money for a 15 terawatt canon. its why they earn the big bucks.

Modi- Er, no. Look. Just shut up alright? You're only making yourself look even fucking dumber, and you didn't start off looking all that clever to begin with.

Bugsy- Awesome idea.

Trying to refute something doesn't make it true? What the fuck does that even mean?

Honestly, you're so full of shit it made your hair fall out.

good hair..more beard needed

Ah, my bad, I was distracted by conversation. Right, I'll put it in another way.

You may say whatever you wish modi. That does not however mean it has the slightest bearing on reality.

As for my hair, it's getting rather long at the moment, as can be seen from the news, so you're quite incorrect already.

As I have mentioned.

It is quite obvious to everyone that you have a deep inferiority complex as reagrds my very good self...hence your desperation to deny the life I have lived.

Oh well.

I suppose it must drive you crazy that I have done the things that I have.

Never mind. I understand that you are angry that I didn't consider you worth conversing with when you wanted to.

Badalex, It's the other way around. You're obsessed with modi and this website. You know it's true. That's why you use this site as some kind of comfort that you're important and well known.

It's just a website though.

''obvious to everyone''

Who, exactly?

I'm just having a laugh. At your expense. I guess it's mean, though, I should lay off.

Badalex = Mess and noise's Chris Crocker - Self obsessed and delusional.

you just flip them 20c and they can buy a potato cake

potato cakes for 20c? where is this land of milk and honey (and some batter)?

Food- Excellent. Please keep up the crazy.

Modi- Er....everyone. People aren't completely stupid you know. They can kind of notice you following me around everywhere and acting crazy.

Um...you follow him, BA. But you're delusional and stupid. Most delusional and stupid people don't realise they are. Sad isn't it?

Man up, get a job and fund your own research, ya sissy.

He's not going to fork out for something that's bound to fail.

Food- Er....holy fucking shit. You're crazy in the goddamn face. Now I know this is awesome, because I find crazy people like yourself no end of funny.

But try and follow.

If modi follows me around posting in my threads....that's actually him following me around.

Wait, food...are you modi as well? Because he does that multiple account shit.

Helps him keep tabs on his schizophrenia and so on.

goingblank- Excellent. You also win the ''fucking retard'' prize. Good work dicksplicer.

i am currently applied for the trifecta of grants .. if i get this one that makes three in a row... fingers crossed...

Still waiting for the '''Fucking Retard'' Prize'. I was told I'd recieve it in three to five working days...

I don't have time for multiple accounts.

I think you have the impression I am someone I'm not.

goingblank- Hilarious.

Is there a prize for that too?

Seven at least.

my godfather's name is grant.

Hey, good for you.

Now, gimme like, money.

At least seven.