KevinArnold said about 2 months ago or at 11:47AM on Wednesday, August 27 2008.
Can you guys please settle a bet.
This almost caused a punch on last night.
Which of these is correct?
First Base - Kissing Second Base - titty grab Third Base - Fingering/ hand Home Base - Sex
Or was it...
First - titty touch Second - Fingering/ Hand Third - Head Home - Sex.
I have straw polled 15 people and its a split decision so far.
first base: kissing
second base: touching boob
third base: fingering/hand job
home: sex
Thankyou.
Thats exactly my thoughts.
for a moment i thought i was a fraud and that my 'claim' of getting to second base in year 10 was a fallacy.
Hi Kev.
stop thinking about winnie cooper and start acting kevin!
Hi Ho'c.
what cake said
Apparently the young kids of today round third base with a moutful of genitals.
its just not right. Where has the morality gone?
What is the cricket equivalent?
depends if its 20/20 or a test match.
I'll put my lot in with the
1st - Kissing
2nd - grope 'upstairs'
3rd - grope 'downstairs'
4th - rootage
It always seemed like there weren't enough bases once kids learned about BJs. Maybe you can change the analogy to have a BJ as 4th and a grandslam home run as full sex.
But then only baseball types would get it.
While we are on this.....
Number 1's = wee Number 2's = poo Number 3's = ?????
I say poo and wee together but my friend suggested something more lewd.
Depending on the person, the oral may be better or worse than the gennie2gennie sex
How is toilet codes ''on this''???
I hope you and butler have rubber sheets and lots of room deodoriser.
Blumping.
Kev, did you watch 3 and a half men last night?
For a moment there, I was flying.
What's anal?
Hitting the dugout?
I know this will basically put me in the firing line for being called ''no fun'' or a sook (another familiar pattern), but seriously (and without malice) - don't you people get tired of enacting the same discussions over and over? This is the point where everybody starts either a) making puns, b) rolling out the innuendo, or c) contributing niche sex acts and pondering their categorisation. It's not that I mind so much, but I find it a bit curious. It's natural to be fascinated by sex, especially on the internet, yet I can't help but suspect that deep down you're all more creative than these discussions give you credit for.
Your suspicions are incorrect.
I don't think anyone's here for other than cheap thrills.
Fair enough. I guess I don't see the thrill of repetition (hey, that's a Hot Chip lyric - go subconscious!) in this regard, but sure, go nuts.
the old in out in out eh?
all yr base are belong to us?
Neither do I, and yet people continue to sign up under new names to make the same old criticisms, as well.
C'est la vie
We're only here to keep our brains ticking over to some extent while we waste our lives at meaningless jobs where we are underutilised.....or is that just me?
No, I think that's most people. Anyone who is here while not doing some kind of computer based employment is a bit of a worry.
''Lucydiamond said 1 hour ago: Kev, did you watch 3 and a half men last night?''
Correct.
And then it started one almighty fight and i may have said ''only a whore would think second base involves touching vag''.
I'm not proud of myself.
thats the last time mum and i watch two and a half men.
Hahaha, I love a good old fashion punchline.