Hey guys,
Just stumbled upon this site, that’s actually been around for a while now called V-Raw. It helps you get dream jobs in the music industry, pretty sweet. They relaunch with new jobs Sep 1, you just apply online at http://www.myspace.com/vraw.
Word has it they’ve got a job entry level jobs at Ministry of Sound, Universal Music at Channel V this year. Check it out!
Hey - are you single?
oh goody back to $13 an hour....
''just stumbled across this site''
yknow we can see your old posts?
BTW there is no such thing as ''a dream job in the music industry'', there is ''job from hell with more overtime than you can throw a stick at'' or ''job that pays shit money and doesn't even supply you with stationary but WILL supply you with mind-numbing boredom'' or ''job where you are knowingly ripping off the artist/songwriter and cuz you're not the big man there is nothing you can do about it''.
me bitter? never!
Seamless whisper marketing. The multitude other threads on the same topic and lack of avatar really speaks to me that helenagee is a ''trusted source''.
The only thing I'm interested in grabbing at Universal is a certain ladychat's boosies.
Hey Guys!
Why isn't this shit deleted and the user banned? It's so obviously street teaming / viral diarrhea.
Hi Helen!
trueschoolalumni, you just said the three magic words - I'd like to give you a job!
k2: Because HEY DESTRA YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY DESTRA! HEY DESTRA!
who be that chippsy? clearly they have great boobage.
Sorry Waspy, I already work for a devil incarnate. Can't have my nefarious overlords gettin' jealous and shit.
She did it at the Frankie forums, too.
MYSPACE ROCKS DUDE!!!!!!
helena, sounds like some great job ops about to blow up over at v-raw. you might want to start about a dozen threads about it each day for the next fortnight though.
everyones vocab has suddenly shrunk.
don't tell me she is two-timing us with Frankie. awww. here i was, thinking she was our own private spambot.
how else do you expect to score a job at channel v.
She'll be your private dancer, a dancer for money, do what you want me to do...
yeh, it seems like working for coca cola to me.
sends cd to helen. hey ya realise there is a big demographic of people that aren't young don't you universal?
anyway lets have a drink.
yawn!
over 30 educated and need intellectual stimulation..
universal is missing market demographic
I am here to fill it
sends in cd
helenagee said about 4 months ago or at 5:57PM on Thursday, April 3 2008.
Hey guys,
MySpace site V-Raw created by V-Energy drink to help those in the design, fashion and music industries find their first dream job, has just relaunched with 15 new jobs and new site layout.
helenagee said 22 minutes ago or at 5:41PM on Monday, August 25 2008.
Hey guys,
Just stumbled upon this site, that’s actually been around for a while now called V-Raw. It helps you get dream jobs in the music industry, pretty sweet.
for fuck's sake, at least make an effort.
haha
I'll call the band V-apples
I'd love to do music for a living, don't get me wrong, but my idea of music is getting regular gigs at small but repected venues as a singer, in classical or jazz and doing the odd tour here and their.
i for one believe street tearming and, ahem, viral diarrhea, has a place in any music forum. it's just that here it would be more appropriate to promote maybe a job at Feral Media as opposed to Ministry of Sound/ Universial Music.
wink wink nudge nudge Feral Media? you need someone to update your damn website. even your myspace is out of date! can i get paid to do that shit? i have no IT skills, but i do have a myspace.
that, along with being an author and painter/artist would be my ideal job, but I have a long way to go before I get there.
RANKING:
haha. yeh feralmedia needs to get on that.
unless helenagee can get me a job making a roadtrip movie for any of the bands i love, i'm not interested.
haha
borrows Troll Spray and sprays it in the other thread
cheers!
I guess I'm already a composer. I just am looking for a bigger canvas and one that I can have full control of. And see how far I can go...just for fun. When I get a little bit older, I'll return to the art of composiiton. Anyway I have set up a number of concepts for others over the last few years. I figure that gives me a time out to enjoy singing a song.
what are you Woody Allen?
Where did that come from?
getting regular gigs at small but repected venues
every tuesday night at a ny bar the dude plays clarinet
RANKING: ANGELIC
F for FUCKHEAD
hey! I'm famous you can't be rude to me!
I think it's time to bring in the big guns against helenagee...
snorts cola out her nose
waits for Woody to make a feature film out of the act
i'm here all week chips.
is she the ugly bitch I wouldn't of fucked when she was young?
it's worth noting that while names like universal and channel v are bandied around, this is actually a myspaz / some energy drink promo.
fuck me though, you'd think these losers would know enough about internets that this shit aint gonna fly.
I would like a keyboard player or piano, me and a small vocal pa, maybe a double bass.
I would like a pony.
A pony with wings.
A pony with wings that sprinkles sparkling high grade coke every time it shakes its mane.
applies
and a cape and a hightop hat.
And a dancing troupe of manslaves.
i would like a lizard that shit donuts.
and glitter rain cloud that rains glitter on the pony and its manslaves
they'd have to be krispy kreme donuts for sure
Clem's post has made my head explode.
Sorry, Temet.
Hey, do you get paid for these jobs?
Because I'd, like, totally work for nothing at a great employer with a forward looking attitude like Universal Music.
If you hear of any other unpaid traineeships or internships at old fashioned record labels, pm me straight away, there's a bright future ahead for the recorded music retail industry, I can FEEL IT!!!
Clemet.
I see I missed a good day
Yeah, poor you
Tough life it is. You can fill me in on all these new and exciting happenings if you're so inclined.
not only am I a liar I'd much prefer not to