get down with the burns.
23 Aug IDGAFF w/ SUPER WILD HORSES + SPITFIRE PARADE
29 Aug ESPY w/ MOTO, THE SPAZZYS + THE OOGA BOOGAS
*7 Sep * Bar Open w/ STRAIGHT ARROWS (7'' launch), OOGA BOOGAS + KNIFE FIGHT (nz)
**4 Oct **The Birmingham w/ VEGAS KINGS (EP launch) + UV RACE

not playing october 4 anymore
but...
20 SEPTEMBER - 2am PONY
shit hot thread!
so good!
lady bump 2am sat night
Is that you in the photo, oort?
no it's brad, i asked him about his chest, it's au natural like that
It is an amount of hair that instills fear in me.
the bigger b&w a3's really define the patchyness around the upper thigh, do you want me to send you one up VF?
yes please. i need more decoration in my study.
and bedroom for that matter.
though, i was referring to the chest.
This Friday night in North Melbourne with Trophy Wives !!!!!
bump
the realness
OCT 30 Thursday night @ Birmingham Hotel w/ The Swedes and The Undecided
NOV 3 Melbourne Cup Eve Bonanza @ The Old Bar w/ Pistons Misfire, The Z-Rays & The Losers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thursday the 30th at the Birmingham on at 8:30pm!
fatal bump tonight, kill the priest in birmingham
Tonight! Old Bar!
with Pistons Misfire, The Z-Rays and The Losers.
Burns on early.
Fri NOV 28 at The Tote w/ Cosmic Psychos
Fri DEC 12 at Cobra Bar w/ The Hip Priests
this coming Friday for Boof Benefit w/ Cosmic Psychos, Hoss + heaps of others over two stages, burns on at 9:30pm in the Cobra Bar.
zoopa doopa
FRI DEC 12 - COBRA BAR w/ THE HIP PRIESTS & DR INVISIBLIABLIO
FRI DEC 19 - TOWN HALL w/ LATE ARVO SONS
live on 3CR Melbourne (855 AM on dial) this Saturday from 5:30pm
livestream
Do any of these fucking people know how to come up with names for their bands that don't sound like some 14 year old kid sitting under a peppercorn tree next the railway line smoking cones came up with them. Fuck off and die. All your bands sound like shit, PBS is fucking shit, Rock N Roll is fucking shit. You're a fucking child.
Being a message board troll is a pretty pointless activity, but being a troll on a board with a ''dickhead'' function may be the most supremely pointless activity imaginable.
this is shit, that's shit, fuck fuck fuck. just like a 14 year old.
whats a matter, why all the hate horsecock? feeling left out ?
Ha ha ha.
this friday night chinesey burns with guest bassist rupert from trophy wives as our other bassist has to work!
stellar thread PUMP
Chinese Burns playing this Sunday evening (11th Jan) from 7pm at the Arthouse with Spitfire Parade & The Losers.
Do a search, dickhead.
thanks rontardo!
No trouble, oorturdo.
Your cd / floppy disk is very good, by the way.
Yes, it is good. I forgot to say thanks. Thanks.
thanks youse guys.
Heatwave bump for tomorrow night!
can't get enough ooooooooooooooooop
Benefit yourself to a Chinese Burns show tommorow night at Yah Yah's on around 9:15pm (being Thursday 19th), with the Once Overs. FREE ENTRY!
tonight at the birmingham, cheap as entry
*this saturday arvo @ the tote, front bar w/ kids of zoo! *
SYDNEY, ARSEHOLES.
And oort, look, Ubu forgot to say thanks too. He is an arsehole like me.
This Saturday at the Easter Saturday Digger shindig catch these mungos upstairs in the Cobra Bar! Also the mzspace´has some new tunes.
sydney soon voxfuyy!
german kezboard is gaz
45 will be out in July. playing to arseholes in sydney on july 11th. more info soon.
Is that a young, fresh-faced Geoff Corbett in that picture above, oort?
could be cory feldman, but it's rory dangerman
I saw a photo of geoff the other day a briefly thought it was me. Weird. Get your drinking shoes ready x.
okay cf, prepares for the word of the lobster prophet.
last melb show with brad on bass
- Queen's B'day Eve @ Sunday 7th June, Bar Open w/ Los Hories
7'' release shows in July.
July 11th Sydney w/ Straight Arrows,
July 18th Melbourne w/ Deaf Wish.
more info later.
new one-sided 7'' out in a couple of weeks
plus a show in Brisbane - March 26 with Deaf Wish, Feathers & Swamplords @ rosies clubhouse
tell more about the one sided 7''..what track(s)?
rosies clubhouse - is that the one downstairs on edward st?
rosies clubhouse is the one upstairs
new one has rohypnol on it, on leather bar (straight outta boston, MA), cover has brad artwork again
TONIGHT in Brisbane with Deaf Wish, Swamplords and Feathers catch Chinese Burns in all their glory, $10 entry @ rosies clubhouse!