Shag 'em.

smell their poo

is that what you and Fya's mum did, inactivist ?

what inacty said

mine left a couple of months back. it was sad, but for the best.

isn't there an interview where you reveal your work crush (yourself) and consumnate it actually on undercover.com.au, Inny? i thought i saw one the other day.

wait, that was just the interview with sigur ros

work affairs are fun ... working every day together with everyone around you none the wiser.

What's so wrong with shagging someone from your work anyway. It's only wrong if you have a bad breakup and start bringing personal issues into the workplace, surely?

alternatively, move in with them. you will hate them in no time. worked for me!

Yup, sorted everything out. No more sexual tension.

what did you do?

Awesome.

Bad idea. Avoid at all costs.

It will only lead to trouble, or marriage, which many would argue is the same thing.

How to get over it? - change jobs, go on a holiday, develop a life-threatening illness, adopt a baby or maybe find someone else.....

Isn't the tension part half the fun though? If it's over you won't have anyone to entertain you at work...

working with anyone for more than a couple of months turns me right off 'em.

too much knowledge

A baby? Why the fuck would anyone want that?

try to discover their flaws and then hone in on them.

Bad idea.

don't get drunk with them. ever. on the roof.

On the roof? Ooh, that sounds romantic supercake!

I drew a loveheart on the froth of my workmate's coffee today. We were only mucking about though.

try to discover their flaws and then hone in on them.

Hrm.....I'd rather not do that.......but I know you are right and it will make me dislike them....which would be far easier

The only person worth developing a work crush on at my work is myself.

I don't have tickets on myself or anything, it's just the standard here is pretty low. I look pretty good in comparison

TacoTacoTaco self love can be a very satisfying and rewarding pursuit. Prisoners, workers in Antartica or fire lookout stations, obese people and many others swear by it.

Where does the term ''crush'' come from?

Meaning: To be in (what feels like) love
It's a distortion of the French word crèche, meaning 'crib.' To be 'in a crèche,' or to 'have one's own crèche,' in 17th century France, meant you were so smitten with love thatyou were as helpless and irresponsible as an infant, or were crib-bound

Meaning: To be in (what feels like) love
It's a distortion of the French word crèche, meaning 'crib.' To be 'in a crèche,' or to 'have one's own crèche,' in 17th century France, meant you were so smitten with love thatyou were as helpless and irresponsible as an infant, or were crib-bound

take your pick...

Nice one loadie. The Internet superhighway is truly a wonderful invention. I think I have a crush on it.

i'm too shy to start a chat crushes thread. can someone else do it?

hey, they wouldn't call them crushes if they didn't hurt. - dj tanner's dad.

oh fuck. dj tanner, who is kind of hot, is the sister of kirk cameron - the pedo one from growing pains.

DJ tanner's dad. Are you talking about Bob Saget?

i'm talking about DJ Tanner's dad, Saget's character. I can't remember his name. I only remember Joey and Jesse. Although, come to think of it, it could have been Erkel that made the 'if they didn't hurt' quote.

tinyman said 48 minutes ago:

i'm too shy to start a chat crushes thread. can someone else do it?

paging Coz..

You do realise if we started a Chats Crush Thread it would be all about me of course. Who DOESN'T like tacos!!!

I spend most of the day thinking about burying my face in taco.

Fish taco or hairy one?

I was kinda picturing both.

Where's the ''delete post'' function please?

You wrote it. You can't Unwrite it!