Tell us about this tent fuck, then, HEB.

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hehehe. i'd never been to a camp-overnight festival. the first time i went to the big day out as a little kid we didn't even know you read the time table upwards! ''ooh! all these bigs names, what? at 9? we've missed them already?! oh shit!''

Can't choose a best. Worst is definitely leaving in an ambulance to get ten stitches in my face.

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hmmm This thread is all about HEB. I don't believe anything would be as remotely interesting as HEB telling us his story's...

'An Awkward Tent Fuck'

Excellent four-word summary, ten points.

best: lowlands - so well organised there were hot showers and toilets cleaned every 90 minutes. also: great lineup of acts, food, reasonable prices for everything.

worst: going to it with my ex.

infact I'm going to make sure I'm up tonight around 3am just so I get this tale of woe and sorrow first.

i think we'll all be waiting hehe

Havent had too many awkward tent fucks but had a 5th day of no sex at Bennicasim wank in the hot muggy, unemptied portoloos. Cant say im too proud of that one. Also, I took too many mushies at Roskilde 06 and deciding to go wading in the lake there at about 2 in the morning. In Denmark it can get quite hot in the day but absolutely freezing at night. Getting out I was about a stage away from hypothermia and had to get in about 3 sleeping bags and wear every bit of clothing i had in our 2 man tent that 3 of us were packed in to including all our gear. Needless to say ive never felt so fucked as when i woke at about 10, it was 35 degrees outside with the sun beating down on the tent. That sort of shit is part and parcel with any festival though..

Havent had too many awkward tent fucks but had a 5th day of no sex at Bennicasim wank in the hot muggy, unemptied portoloos. Cant say im too proud of that one.

aw, beautiful.

I just wanna say that if I have a heart attack and die from laughing too hard..well..I just wanna say I was happy...

That's funny you bring up festivals Heb. I saw some dirty Indian babies running barefoot through a shanty town on TV this morning, and thought of Confest.

And now that you bring up the sex thing, my first S+M sex (loud) was in a tent at Confest. Inappropriate in more senses than one. Figuratively and literally.

my first S+M sex (loud) was in a tent at Confest. Inappropriate in more senses than one. Figuratively and literally.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. Ahhh, that post just made my day. Who does S+M for the first time in a tent at a festival? Zadie, that's who.

Even I cringe at that one.

last time i had serious hickeys was after doin' it in a tent at a festival.

Hilarious.

Festivals= lots of hot fucking.

As a student paramedic and someone who works at meredith, i was talking to one of the paramedics and he was telling me a guy came to him in the morning with his foreskin stuck at the base of his shaft after a big session.... He gave him an icypole stick and some KY and sent him on his way... Told him to 'work it out for himself...' Funny.

How does that even happen?

too many drugs.....

after a big session..

of what?

I hate festivals but Stonehenge 1984, fried on mushrooms watching Roy Harper and then Hawkwind was pretty damn special

Well, of shagging... Too many drugs... Cant cum, cant stop.... All that kind if stuff. Doing the devil proud.

I find that kind of hard to comprehend, hainzy.

Yeah its a bit odd isnt it. The ambo was a bit unsure how to address it too. It was starting to cut off his circulation apparently... I guess they can become folded back if you go too hard. I wouldnt really know as I was born in the seventies so never got acquainted with mine.

voidster said 2 hours ago: I hate festivals but Stonehenge 1984, fried on mushrooms watching Roy Harper and then Hawkwind was pretty damn special

did you see Cardiacs? weird punk-prog band who wore uniforms and crazy face paint?

i'm not sure if I was or not. you know. cut. i never thought I was but people say. hey. you.

anyway. perhaps I shouldn't talk about my penis here.

google ads - 'festival entertainment'.

charles, are you serious? You don't know if you have a foreskin or not?

....

yep, ween.

nah, i've got one. its just not a big loose baggy sock I carry around with me. its much more compact.

i couldn't afford the awesome one which doubles as a christmas stocking

Like a gay man chinese finger trap?

I hate festivals but Stonehenge 1984, fried on mushrooms watching Roy Harper and then Hawkwind was pretty damn special

!!!

I prefer the sound barriers ad.

Primavera -

First day finding how to scam the bar for free alcohol

Second Day - finding out I get free alcohol in the VIP area with a press pass

Third day - finding out I get express entry into the Auditorium

Like a bunch of surprises.

I was a good boy with no extra-marital sex as well. Even with a dump-load of hot spanish hipster girls...