you know what? no. you don't. that's what makes it all so horrible and so delicious. you coast along with the usual mundane and trivial horros of your pissweak existence and complain. without a gash. without a blemish. without your arse stinging from the millions of tonnes of shit that escapes it. and you're just fine. happy as a clam.
well, eat it. eat it all up. you do it anyway. you justify the shit and horrible things you do to yourself. because you can't justify it to someone else. they're just a fucking body. they have no place in the wondrous pack of lies you call a mind. weak. sick.
well, eat it. i want you to. eat it. it sates you and makes you calm.
i want to rip your body apart. know that. it is meat. it is nourishment.
fast food,
ahh, the joys of peyote
got a mixing gig for ya mate, and an amp that needs some work. call me.
montana, man.
it's another fucking world. want some fireworks?
i'll call ya rig. but it'll cost me a pretty penny. still, i'll do it.
Ha! I saw the effect that had on John Saffran
it can wait. just keep clear of the wolves. they're everywhere. alone, in packs, all over.
hi Lucyd.
montana has no peyote. only meth. and rednecks.
campbelltown on a vast scale.
i saw a wolf in london once. scared the bejesus out of me.
HIGH KANDOS KEEP PASSING THE OPEN WINDOWS !!!
Hi Kandos
hi kandos
HI YOUSE FUCKEN GUYS,
miles city, montana. look it up. i didn't. i regret it.
this is the pits. wish i was home.
Hi Punch.
there are tunnels under missoula. there are ghosts there. really. it's almost as scary as the living inhabitants.
thanks, rigid. the wolves i can deal with. bears also. it's the locals that are more dangerous.
dancing with myself...when there's no one else around.
fuck you all. time for a pot noodle and a wank.
say 'ello to the kids for me
I know a couple of survivalist types/manowar fans in montana, hadn't caught up with em in a while, but if i knew you were going, could've organised some hunting or anti government ranting or the like.
Still alive then kandos?!
yeah, alive. the militia types are my best buds in this part of the country. they don't say much. i like that from an american.
two oh-seven mountain time. a-the fucking-m. two and a half men just won't do it for me right now. there's an error.
i thought you were tough... even to withstand the perils of white trash. oh, by the way i'll have mine medium rare if you're cookin. then get back on ya orse.
Hey Kandos,
Who is the best person to contact for a walk in job at Ding Dong for HYS in your absence ?
Yeah I know... shoulda been a Pm etc !!
Cheers Looch
hey lexbugger.
i'm tougher than rolled up wet leather. just as tasty too.
heya looch.
pm that dude lexenvy who just posted here. he's a bit of a daft cunt, but he can pull sound like an all-hearing God.
me looch... whats the gig? pm...
Hi Kandos!
cheers K bugger
Wake up jimmy! It's motherfucking KANDOS!
heya outerspace.
for all the dudes in messandnoiseland that just can't get a leg over, there are some freaky meth whores here in miles city that will do ANYTHING for a few bucks.
freedom ain't free.
by the by, montana IS god's country.
it just so happens that god wears a cap that says ''Body by Marlene''.
(Squidbillies season 2 on adult swim for all the noids back home - funniest shit ever)
Jesus Fuck man you are stuck in a Big Black concept album.
Ps Im jealous, I have white trash fantasies. Im fuckin stuck in a city of cultured intellectuals. WE HAVE STREETS CALLED DIETRICH BONHOEFFER STR AND PEOPLE KNOW WHO HE IS.
hello!!
HA!!!
you're not far off jimmy. my white trash fantasies come true every single day here. thankfully my accent is my access all areas here. people either think i'm crazy or retarded. perspectives.
sleep now. ridiculous dead animal breakfast in the morning.
the food here is absolute junk. every day i'm taking shits that are the same length and ferocity as a coiled taipan. even I am impressed.
HULLO SVELTES!!!!!!
hope you had fun on the weekend.
had a lovely weekend thanks! the wedding we went to was stunning.
i'm still having teenage dramas over here though. can i ship her over there to spend a week with you fellas so she can open her eyes to how sweet she has things here? some first hand white trash encounters might be of assistance.
we all miss you like crazy!!
And white trash culture is parodied as family diners here....HERE
oh, and... i got to sit on your couch!! lay on it in fact. even leave my ass crack imprint in the fabric!
you are going to love it! mega comfort.
awesome.
g'night dudes. drive to FARGO ND tomorrow, ya. ya, sure.
take care fella. give those other boys a hello as well.
I'm guessing there aren't going to be a lot of wistful songs about missing home written on this tour.
CAN YOU EVER BE ONLINE THE SAME TIME AS ME???? JUST ONCE???
glad to see yr looking after yrself. take yr fucken vitamins
i'm so upset he didn't say hello to me personally.
Hi Kandos, nice cabins in Montana I hear.
kandos said 5 hours ago:
Punch said 5 hours ago:
giggles
hi kandos.
methmouth smiles from minneapolis.
hullo youse folks. personally. every one of you. you too, Loadie.
too late to say much beyond the usual coprophile's litany. bring a towel.
YAY HELLO KANDOS.
is it fucked in the states?
i bet it is!
we're feeding yr woman next week so nothing to worry about there!
noice.
no. it's a lovely place except for the white folks.
ARE YOU SMOKING ICE YOU FUCKEN TRAILER PARK BOY?
hi kandos
kandos is here? (staying up another 3 hours fer sure)
i'd suggest they're either still asleep or driving to milwaukee
Ha ha ha ha ha. That should be a Fall album title.