it's that time of the year again .. the frocks come on, the sluts come out
have you seen any lurking around ? trying to hold their frocks down as the bitter wind comes in and lifts them up for all the world to see .. sucking down champaggen on the concourse at flinders street, trying to find the train to flemington ?
i saw one on the weekend, waiting for a tram, trying to hold her hat on, and not having much luck ... i look forward to more sightings as the carnival continues



This could turn out to be your best thread ever m_h.
YAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
FUCKING SLUTS!!!
horse. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST WANNA SAY I LOVE YOU.
is that princess anne in the background ?
I love the shiny makeup.
I fucking hate horse racing, when the plebs waste cash like billionaires then spend the rest of the year paying off one day at the races. Aussies seem to love these "lets all dress up and pretend to be rich people" days and I cant understand the fascination. Is it just like advanced dress up games for women? kinda a cinderella complex on a national level?
I despise it.
yep.
and then back to the burbs/ the mcmantions/ the endless 5 minute sex with hubby and the counting bottles of vino.
No one even pretends it's classy any more, do they?
endless 5 minute sex
haha
a 5 minute eternity
Those outfits aren't cheap, so there must be a prestige element surely
yep its dress ups. Doesnt make them sluts thought. Who'd want to have sex with them
I saw a gaggle of SiF's get off the tram the other week and stumble into the spreadeagle hotel. I think its a watering venue of choice for those types.
must have been the first event of the season
Those outfits aren't cheap, so there must be a prestige element surely
You need a bit of class to actually make the outfits look expensive though
there sorta cheap lee, all the outlets on bridge road stock em.
Barry, Wayne, Greg, Chooka, Davo, Knobs, Carey, Don, Ian and Donkey all are lining up
and of course, they're marvellous counterparts, bogans in suits, got nicely pissed at Guineas Day on the weekend and bashed up a jewish bloke.
Those outfits aren't cheap, so there must be a prestige element surely
You would think so, but it's been overrun by non-prestigious elements to the extent that the prestige isn't even there. Think of those fucking Louis Vuitton handbags - does anyone with any prestige even have one any more, or is it just bored housewives who managed to wrangle a trip to Caribbean Gardens and a fiver from hubby's wallet?
bahahaha
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I can't stop!
Alright. I'm done.
Surprisingly little sif action on the 96 tram this morning. So far.
Oh wait. Bingo.
hahaha ahhh we're all gonna die
BigBoy wins the thread.
Here's a few more anyhow
holy shint
On a tipped over rubbish bin??
haaaaaaahahahahahaha class all the way
Do me! Make me feel dirty! You're fucking rubbish!
To be fair, girl on the rubbish bin is actually keeping her legs closed better than most girls at the races.
Do you think we are being unfair teasing the girl who is so drunk that she is having simulated sex with some dude on top of a tipped over rubbish bin?
I wonder how much she paid for that dress she is wearing whilst lying on a tipped over rubbish bin??
I 'bin' raped.
no you haven't.
No, I 'wheely bin' raped
Ha.
There was a lass at Spencer st looking a bit shop soiled still wearing her head gear this morning.
All dressed up and no-one to blow?
I saw my first Victorian sluts in frocks yesterday. They were waiting for a bus. It was exciting.