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you know those people who get up in the morning and just get dressed and walk out the door? that's strange to me.
how can you you stand not having a shower?!!
i can't function without a morning shower. every morning must begin with a shower.
night showering doesn't make it right either.
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i agree. people who don't shower smell like ass.
it's inconsiderate.
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you're addicted. i think you should blame the internet.
Im sure my GP doesnt shower in the morning. I can tell because of the crown of her hair, it has that pillow look about it, like a cows lick that not even a good brushing can hide and her eyes always look glazed with dead skin cells.
I have heard that we are too clean though these days.
In the olden days we were swarming in germs and bacteria and very healthy. But now we are obsessed with cleanliness and our immune systems are suffering because we arent developing a resistance to it.
addicted to showering?
I only shower about 3 times a week and its usually at night. I smell fine. You're just a domesticated wimp.
there's nothing wrong with practicing good personal hygeine, sister.
people who don't shower in the morning smell like they've always just done a fart.
aaaron
that is officially disgusting.
i shower at night because i like to be clean in my bed. i don't like to shower in the morning because my hair turns to fluff and i look like a dork.
Don't be ridiculous.
get out of this thread aaaron you smell like shit and vomit
I shower mornings. Maybe not on weekends,
Weekends it's more like an arvo shower.
I like to fart about on weekends before I leave the house.
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3 times a week?!
what about the other 4 days of the week?
nope. it's disgusting.
and smegma
i've noticed meloburne people smell worse. i'm gonna start a controversial thread.
aaaron must be a smegma factory!
if you lived in france and showered every day your water bill would be so high you'd probably have to become a prostitute to pay for it. Really guys, most of the world doesn't shower as much as us - and we're one of the countries most succeptible to drought. I shower every morning, but i know it's a bit of an indulgence.
i shower every morning for like two minutes
and i don't shower on sunday
i shower every morning but only for like 5 minutes.... not really an indulgence.
Most of the world are fucking heathens.
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But wouldnt my jimmy-jams be sweaty and damp too?! Nup, this argument doesn't work for me.
Having said that, I did shower this morning.
i just work out in the morning and go to work sweaty as.
i woke up this morning looking better than anyone had a right to. there was no way i was messing with God's will by showering this morning. i smell fucking awesome too.
Questionable.
I hate to break it to you non showering types, but you smell. You just don't know it.
i have an acute sense of smell. i am well aware of my currency to those who get off on scent. if it wasn't so cold i'd take off my jacket and thermal and stand on commercial road with my hands up in the air. i reckon 3 in 20 would stop to ram their nose into my armpit. 1 in twenty would probably lick my armpit. i am including trannies and gay dudes in this round up.
i'd hit it
9:49 pm and just about ready for my once daily!
i just lick my armpit in the morning and if i feel a salty sting on my tounge i have a scrub.
people who don't shower in the morning are less harsh and judgemental
I shower every morning, I never miss a morning. I sometimes also shower at night time. I always brush my teeth.. I never leave the house without brushing my teeth.
I shower for like 35 to 40 mins every morning.. So does the rest of my family, except for my sister she takes like 15 mins to shower.. I dont see how she does it, I can never take only 15 mins to take a shower..
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In Australia you would be shot in the kneecap by our water restriction cops for wasting a precious resource. I take less than five minutes. Wet body, soap armpits, soap balls, wait for water to rinse of soap (I know! I know! But it feels really nice, so I feel I need to take the time), soap balls once more and then get out and dry off. I like to keep the soap on, cos most girls like surfactants in their mouth when they get mouthy with testes.