Whole new world of duet horror
BE warned: Peter Andre and Jordan's appalling new duet is four minutes and twenty-two seconds of your life you will never get back.
A recording of the Australian singer and his ultra-tanned bimbo wife singing A Whole New World has been doing the industry email rounds in recent days.
Apparently set to end up on a Christmas covers album in the UK, the tabloid couple ramble tragically through the song they danced to at their wedding last year.
Andre, who can sing, begins the theme song to Aladdin in decent fashion but when Jordan chimes in with her high-pitched, off tune karaoke, you would swear an animal was being attacked.
It's the last thing anyone would want for Christmas, although if teamed with a six-pack of Diet Coke it could make for the ultimate prank gift.
Earlier this month, Jordan revealed in an interview with Elle magazine that Andre's tanning secret is to slather himself in Diet Coke before sunbathing to increase his perma-tan while keeping insects away at the same time.
i dont ever remember peter andre sounding that much like a bad michael jackson impresonator... freakin awful... and Jordan... jeeeeeezzz
its gotta be a joke... surely??
can your friends pull this, out their little hat?
FANTASTIC
yeah peter andre always sounded like a shit michael jackson impersonator
god that was awful!
not only are the vocals are dreadful but the recording quality is so crapola
peter andre can't sing ....who wrote that?!!
i just cant believe they'd release something that bad... its gotta be some sort of joke. imagine the video clip when it hits youtube! it'll go nuts haha
A whole new world is from Aladdin!
the mind boggles ...
holy fucking shit
is that for real????
haha no i r eckon someone's gotta be having a joke
i'm starting to think it might be... i found it on News.com.au ...
the world just got a little scarier haha
poor little harvey....if mummy sings that to him he'd be wishing his was deaf not blind.
HAHA
it sounds like the man who bought us the funky junky ...
that has to be bollocks.
*he
ooops
it sounds like him, but that can't possibly be her. they wouldn't let her keep singing would they?
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Oh noes - Jordan and Peter Andre are separating **
** Until a TV company pays for a reconcilation special (??)
I can't believe how this MAJOR news story has being all-but-ignored on here...
When asked for his reaction, Ashes to Ashes actor Philip Glenister said: ''I think you could be mistaking me for somebody who actually gives a shit.''
They're both such caricatures of actual human beings... I can't really imagine them with anyone else.
While newspapers all lead with the poloiticians' snouts in the expenses trough, in the Red Tops the saga continues...
Hmmmmmm...
Audiences for Katie Price and Peter Andre's ITV2 reality TV show grew by 68% after the couple announced their separation on Monday. A repeat episode of the series, Katie and Peter: Stateside, broadcast on Tuesday night, attracted an average audience of 480,000. An episode in the same time slot last week was watched by 285,000 people...
Ya gotta love the tabloids...
I misread this as 'Peter Andre and Jordan sing Avalon', and had awful thoughts of Roxy Music massacres.
In Every Dream Home A Heartache, maybe?
It's Jade Goody all over again. Is there nothing else happening in the world??
HEB, what is your fucking obsession with British tabloids.
EVERY COUNTRY HAS TABLOID NEWSPAPERS. There's nothing unique about where you live. The only difference is that you seem to think their lameness is incredibly exciting, whereas in most other countries people just take them for what they are, boring sensationalistic headlines.
Seriously, England is a fucking shithole, backwards, culturally, in relation to the Continent, backwards, in terms of lifestyle, in relation to us (Australia).
So in short, in regards to your beloved lifestyle over there. GET OVER IT!
Jesus you sound like an ignorant fuck
why? because i don't whip myself into a frenzied hysteria about ''England's notorious tabloids''
Oooooooh woooooooooow
You're perpetuating a myth about the shithole that you live in just to give your time there some authenticity.
I can see right through you.
Whatever
At least there something to read in UK newspapers
In Australia, there nothing to match The Guardian or The Independent
The better Oz papers do reprint many of their articles though, effectively putting local writers out of work
Why not rail against that?
Actually I love tabloids
There's an intelligence behind them
It takes some canniness to sell over 3 million copies of The Sun a day
There is a lot wrong with where I live
And I do miss Australia
But maybe you can't see what's wrong with it from where you are
Backwards? Pffft
I thought the Jordan stories were funny
I can't be bothered arguing with you any further over lifestyle or choices though
I don't think you're in any position to use the word 'obsession' either, considering your recent posts
It takes some canniness to sell over 3 million copies of The Sun a day
Tell the families of the 96 people who died at Hillsborough that.
Tell the majority of the people in Merseyside that. Where the Sun is still largely boycotted, 20 years later.
There's nothing ''canny'' about that trashrag whatsoever.
It seems you're the ignorant one.
Ponce.
I miss the Weekly World News. Now that was a real tabloid.
l enjoyed the WWN too jrb.
Martin Amis on Jordan
Well I suppose this is one way to dress for a book launch
HAHAHA!
I dunno what it is, but im a touch fascinated with this Katie Woman.
(Hi HEB! :D)