has said couch witnessed love in the making?

Recliners are GONE. Time's a wastin' people.

Rice cooker?

''slightly ripped'' ?

Serious callers only.

RICE COOKER GONE

no time wasters!

We've been told it will cost $200,000 to relocate the stock to Sydney!

So we've decided to BURN THE LOT.

STEP AWAY FROM THE RICE COOKER, NONY.

relocate the stock to Sydney!

What?

You need to read that in the Crazy Warehouse Sales guy's voice, LD.

SKATE PARTY!

CALL NOW to receive a super bonus Steady Eddie CD at NO EXTRA COST.

Microwave gone.

i've got a rice cooker, thanks.

and im already shipping enough stuff up to sydney this week.

Fuck, I should've waited til TBB started throwing in the steak knives.

Bump!!!

Recap: the recliners, rice cooker and microwave are GONE.

The Sunbeam toaster - stainless steel, quite nice actually - and the couch are STILL AVAILABLE.

PM to arrange pick-up time/location if anyone's still interested.

I'm cooking porridge in the rice cooker RIGHT NOW.

argh, I would have taken that rice cooker had I known!

TOO LATE.

Moral: if you want the toaster, don't hesitate.

If anyone in Melbourne wants to get rid of a wardrobe or clothes rack in the next month or so, I'd happily take it off your hands.

BUMP! Need to get rid of a wardrobe or clothes rack? Let me know...

Computer wanted:
Does anyone have a free or cheap spare internet-able Windows running computer they want to pitch? Doesn't need to be super fast and can be a clunky big desk type. I'm no nerd, so it should be ready to go without having to tweak it. I see plenty in hard rubbish so I know they're surplus to requirements for many folks.
(I can pick up in Melb).
Thanks

Bueller?

Oooh, this reminds me.
I have an one of these:

that someone can have if they like their mac's retro. somewhere I have the specs written down. It works fine, from memory. Has keyboard & mouse and monitor.

PM me. It's not currently at my house, so it might take a week or three for me to get hold of it. pickup from Brunswick.

(Mememememe!)

I did lots of mad thing using one of these Mac.

I still have that stupid printer if anyone wants it.

I also have a whole shoebox full of excellent quality, beautiful leather off-cuts. I don't know what to do with them and they're FAR too good to throw away.

you could make bookmarks and sell them at a market

Send them to the cattles in case some cows need skin transplant.

Tigers = from the Avalanches?

Giving away old Mac = new album leak?

Free Massages to be my male model for facials and body treatments

Date Listed: 13/05/2012
Last Edited: 13/05/2012
Address: 340 Flinders Ln, Melbourne VIC 3000
HI I am offering a free 1 hour massages only if you agree to be my male model on May 29, 2012 morning session.
I need someone who have oily skin / slightly pimples are perfect.

I am currently working as a masseur and my customers love my massage so dont miss out.

Also need someone for body treatments on May 24 and 31 all afternoon starts from 12:30 pm

Make sure you dont have epilepsy or heart condition as I am going to use electrical equipments on you this all for Beauty Treatments. We have been doing this treatment heaps of times, so dont be afraid to try. All our tutors will be in a class as well.

Electrical treatments located in Flinders Lane and your free treatment will be in Sunshine. I have a nice place set up. Very relaxing. Please only genuine person. My massages are not sexual, so dont waste my time and yours.
Thank you

I work at this shop where everything comes in a zip lock bag. They are about A5 size. We just throw them away. They are handy things though. If you need hundreds i can do this for you.

i still have that stupid freaking printer if anyone wants it.

I love a good ziplock bag. So many potential storage uses.

kuvasz said 14 minutes ago:
I work at this shop where everything comes in a zip lock bag. They are about A5 size. We just throw them away. They are handy things though. If you need hundreds i can do this for you.

Are they clean? Would it fit a t shirt in there? And are you based in Melbourne?

how much kiff can i get in there? I want to start selling pot to kids at my son's school

I am in Melbourne. North side. They would be perfect for a t-shirt. I can even separate into sizes XS-2XL. They have size stickers on them.

Note: some have hole punches in them.

Set up a stand at the international terminal at the airport, hand them to ladies to put their cosmetics in because, you know, terrorists don't carry moisturiser, apparently.