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Wait in a cue for 5 minutes or more then decide what you want to eat when you get to the counter.
Rush out of the train.Then walk slowly up the stairs
Say ''Did you get a haircut'' when it's obvious that the person did.
be a dumb cunt
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preaching to the converted much, Wipey?
Don't rush to be the first person at the ticket barrier at peak hour then stop and go ''Oh, I should get my ticket out. Wait, I'll just put my shopping down and grab a mint out of my purse first. Oh... where's that darn ticket..?''
This is one of the worst things. Especially when it's a suit who has been on the phone the whole time.
You think that's bad, LucyD..In France you can still pay with CHEQUES at the supey!
you can in England
what's so bad about paying with a cheque Peaches?
If it takes some people so long to pay with a card, it takes twice as long with a cheque.Eugh, and it's always old ladies that pay with them and faff around in the bags and little trolleys. Don't get me wrong, old ladies are great value, but not when you're anxious to get out of the supermarket..
sounds like you need to chill out...
..yeah, i need to start smoking weed at work :)
hehehe
tried that
bad idea if you work in a busy cafe.
so peaches, did you read the age article about pot causing memory loss today?
Pot does cause short term memory loss
a good idea a day before an exam, smoke an joint and all the crap from the past coupla days leaves your head, leaving you with just the shit you know for the paper!
N.B - only try tis if you've actually revised. Otherwise you're fucked.
....decide you are going to pay for your train ticket by EFTPOS when there is a line of people behind you and the train arrives in 1 minute
er, its just been proven to cause long term memory loss too.
... do it, when you want to come
...ever stop saying cock womble if you are LucyD.
I read every major Australian paper, every single day as part of my job, so yes. But I already knew the dangers of smoking pot before I started smoking. I also know the dangers of drinking alcohol and getting out of control. I also know that lecturing people doesn't get anyone, anywhere.
''er, its just been proven to cause long term memory loss too.''
really proven? pretty amazing they can do that with 15 people in the study and no control.
also interesting that you can see the effects of alcohol on the brain with your naked eye, but you need seriously sensitive scanners to pick up on the damages of pot.
you were saying?
When alcohol reaches the brain, it immediately has a depressant effect...
...If drinking continues, alcohol depresses the part of the brain that controls breathing and heart beat. Breathing rates, pulse rates, and blood pressure, which initially increased, now decrease.
..When a brain cell is depressed, the production of electrical impulses stops and the membrane is disorganized. This makes the function more slow than it normally does. High doses of alcohol modifies the brain lipids causing brain cells to produce less protein. This then leads to difficulties in learning and judgments for days or weeks after alcohol consumption has stopped. Constant exposure to alcohol changes the physical characteristics of the cell making the individual suffer experience symptoms without consuming alcohol.
From this nice website
don't:
drive like a cockrope
sit next to me on the bus if you're a tall business guy and spread your legs like your balls are the size of watermelons, then proceed to spread out the SMH and take up even more room.
perve on schoolgirls unless you are a schoolboy
AMEN!
''perve on schoolgirls unless you are a schoolboy''
get lost
i wasn't lecturing you, i was asking you a question. did you know that being a sarcastic cow doesn't get you anywhere either?
so you think, alterego, so you think...
believe the hype.
is the best trailer from grindhouse
You read my mind, Psyclops.
Also:
Don't stare at people on public transport! Why do people think it's ok to just sit and stare openly at people, particularly women. Old men do this all the time. They lean forward slightly in their chair and just stare at a woman's chest or face or whatever as if it's completely natural.
My first reaction if I catch someones eye is to smile, but when they stare like that, I ignore it for a bit, then I make a really creepy bug eyes face at them.
Yeah, it happened to me this morning (hence me bringing it up) I looked at the guy a couple of times and didn't smile to let him know I noticed and wasn't happy. He continued to stare and then followed me with his eyes as I stood up to get off the train. He turned in his chair and looked at me while I waited for the train to stop and the doors to open.
Fucking creep.
... give me shit today. i'm not in the mood.
in continuation of public transport theme
don't wait until you get on the pre-paid bus only and stand at the green machine and then decide to find your ticket/pass.
Was just about to write that one ohyeah...so i concur.
DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN!
hail a bus to ask for directions
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
Don't:
wear ironic 80's gear - it's over. Find a new look, you goose
walk 4 abreast with your mates on any footpath anywhere
constantly talk about your old job's ways in your new office
think that we can't see through all your bullshit, however you try to mask it
wear black and white arabic keffiyeh scarves around your lame ass fashion victim neck
go out in the pouring rain.
walk with your large pointy umbrella holding it in the middle and charging and swinging your arms willynilly. you can take someone's entire body out with that shit. no concept of space or other people.
fear the reaper
pay the ferryman
run with the runs
open at yer own discretion
.. pretend you don't know... you fucking know. how obvious can it be? or do i need to sit you down and spell it out??!! fuck. lame.