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the receptionist at work cops a lot of gary. i know because i sit just around the corner and can't really avoid listening to it.
i wonder how that would feel.
does anyone know?
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Is Gary well endowed?
cops alot of gary?
Our receptionist is a guy who calls himself Blondie
gary groundwork? is this what you mean, somers?
yes, gary groundwork.
would it be flattering, then confusing, then tiring?
i went for a job as a receptionist many years ago, but i didn't get it. couldn't type fast enough, apparently. secretly, though, i think the boss wanted some eye candy about the place and i didn't fit the bill.
you should ask her how it makes her feel but then she might think you're having a crack at her.
sorry, i'm still lost. who or what is gary groundwork?
my conversations with women are strictly business, september.
Gary Groundwork = Laying down tracks of gold.
Also known as "construction preparation" ie. laying the foundations.*
*I just made that up.
Is it overly flirtatious? Or just polite witty banter?
not overtly, modi, but it is relentless.
i'm very tired and therefore easily distracted today.
i didn't mean to imply that you were having a crack at her, somers. i know you're on the level. but still, if you want to know how she feels, then i suggest you ask her...at the staff christmas party after a couple of drinks and while she's sitting on the photocopier without her undies.
gary = spade work
Gary Groundwork = Laying down tracks of gold
NZ friends call this 'spadework'. When a friend talks you up to a prospective partner for you, that's called the 'secret spade'
actually, the work christmas party is coming up shortly, although it's not being held at the office.
i could speak to the social club leader and arrange for a photocopier to be installed at the venue.
33 seconds early, BB!
gross
pouring the slab?
good lord, you men have your own language
sorry mum.
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what about a martial arts uniform?
Filterfeed, must you taunt us in this way??????
btw, apparently its nigh-on impossible to become a fire fighter... there's a waiting list ffs.
i just called them
mate of mine just became a fire fighter. and he is just about married, what a waste of the uniform.
i love the it guy/receptionist thing already
do you people really need it spelt out for you?
thank you ctrlshift. i knew someone would understand me.
i'm in love with this thread.
we had the hottest receptionist ever that everyone tried to crack on to. I slowly did the Gary and after she left that job we somehow came back in touch through mutual friends and ended up paying off. Oh yes. Pays to be a nice guy sometimes.
Sometimes.
can someone please spell out the i.t. guy/receptionist thing to me. send a pm if you don't want everyone to hear it.
poor daryl.
still, not as tragic as the post proceeding his. good thread.
poor me as well.
I'm with Daryl.
But we're not as poor as others
answer that pm quickly, filterfeed, as i have to log off shortly.
all pms take 3-7 working days, i'll do my best though
jason - delete the pm i just sent filterfeed.
Daryl, you sent have sent a reply paid express post envelope with that pm.
bogans flirt with each other all the time
delivery guys etc flirt with receptionists
they're just staying within their unconscious socio-economic boundaries
is that what filterfuck was getting at, worksafe?
damn that should read 'have you sent.....'
who knows ;)
i'm starting to not care now.