The Meanest Thing You've Ever Done

made a girl shave off her eyebrows and eat cat food with a promise to be her friend, and then once she did that, wasn't her friend.

good old grade 8.

me and another kid went around the kindergarten telling the other kids that santa claus was just their parents.

accused my year 6 teacher of being a paedophile, leading to his resignation.

more to come when i recall...

Corrected your over-capitalization.

What is the meanest thing you've ever done?

ummm probably when i was really young in like yr 7 me and my friends made up a song about this girl who had dandruff and we always used to sing it when she walked past.. that was pretty heavy... and thn i guess even making up a fat song too.. that was heavy too... i hate looking back on it.. ahaha

Was he a pedo Kandos or are you truly evil?

Was he a pedo Kandos or are you truly evil?

he wasn't a paedo. his real crime was wearing yellow shirts with purple slacks.

Oh, well he deserved it then.

I just sent my brother a picture of fraggle rock in the post without telling him who it was from.

Oh, well he deserved it then.

after he lost his job, his marriage fell apart.

that's the part which makes me feel like a first-class heel.

telling my little brother that he had a twin, named henry, who had died of cot death at 2 months.

and then telling him that it upset mum and dad to talk about it, so he wasn't allowed to ask them about it.

my and my sister were evil.

ridiculous, kandos.

you're a third-class heel at best. quite likeable at times, even.

de.foxus... AHAHAHHAHAHA

telling the class doofus who had buck teeth and still sucked her thumb and rocked herself to sleep - even in year 9 - that she should shave under her arms and use deodorant.

I apologised about 10 years ago. she didn't even remember.

I used to over-use a certain phrase that is sung in Dancing Queen by Abba which used to set littlerach right off.

I'm sure a lot of people would think that picking on Hewson was mean.

But they can go to hell.

I used to over-use a certain phrase that is sung in Dancing Queen by Abba which used to set littlerach right off.

how much do i need to pay for this info?

you guys are mean

i told my sister she had hair on her chin and got everyoen to say it. and she belives she does.. but she doesnt really abnd she got really upset. this happenned last night and she was yellling and screaming.. i felt really mean and bad..

it's free to a good home kandos. but not here. quietly, secretly, later.

I made up a story that I had been teased by this kid. He got into big trouble. Everytime I saw him at school after that my heart jumped into my mouth. That was three years of expectant terror.

The meanest thing I've ever done wasn't 29387 years ago, so I don't think I can post it here : )

I told someone I was going to do something.

I didn't, they cried...it was sad.

Sing it:

A-N
A-N-T
A-N-T-I DEPRESSANTS!

Leading to an attempted suicide (on panadol... when her father is a doctor... and was home....)

I gave my brother an 8 page Kmart brochure and told him he had to choose all his Christmas presents from it to punish him when my mum made me help him write his Christmas list to send to Santa.

It had about half a page of toys and about 3 pages of women's clothing and underwear.

I gave my brother an 8 page Kmart brochure and told him he had to choose all his Christmas presents from it to punish him when my mum made me help him write his Christmas list to send to Santa.

bahahahaha thats cool

haha. i used to do all sorts of funny / bad shit. it's called charater building or something.... my brother and i told my sister she killed our dog by looking at it cos she was so ugly, and we chopped all the hair off her dolls saying 'it'll grow back'... once i was told to baby sit and i punched my little brother and sister every time they laughed, which then deteriorated into whenever they breathed. ah good times. i also did all the normal kid stuff... there was one girl at school that was fat and everyone called her the world, and then this other girl came and she was fatter and everyone called her the universe. there was also this girl that we were convinced was a carrier of every germ, and so whever she passed we;d say germox and try not to stand on the ground in case we got germs.

urinated in the sandpit, then told the other kids i had just fetched some water to make sandcastles

killed a guy

with a trident

pg - you punished your little brother because your mum made you help him?

that's fucked.

be careful, blake.

so how many of you have tried to right the wrongs you committed in high school? I did that recently actually. Seems it was a much bigger deal on my end, but glad it's all sorted.

Playing a game of knuckles in front of the fireplace with my older brother when we were younger. My hand moved he had a free shot and I positioned my hand above a brick step near the fireplace. As his hand came in to hit my knuckles I moved my hand and he cut his fingers pretty bad on the corner of the brick my hand was above.

I was an evil younger brother at times.

no wonder your little brother is so fucked up pg.

K2.. sounds like a movie idea.. trying to right the wrongs from highschool ha ha ha

meh. saw flatliners instead. it showed me no good can come from saying sdorry to people you teased in primary school.. or something.

K2.. sounds like a movie idea.. trying to right the wrongs from highschool ha ha ha

You mean like 'My Name is Earl'?

Haven't seen it - I dont like Jason Lee, scientologist.

Anyway, this is what Facebook is perfect for - a simple wall post fixes everything:

''Hey Dave, sorry about the whole testicle amputation from year 9. I started to feel bad about it, thought I'd make sure there were no hard feelings.''

locked my sister out of the house, and just sat inside laughing as she was banging on the long glass window next to the door (that thick/warped glass you cant see through) and then all of a sudden she punched her fist right through it!
luckily she didnt cut any major arteries.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. That was pretty mean.

Youse are all fucked!

When I was about 15 me and my mates used to go surfing down the coast at this remote beach we would get to in a tinny (boat). The only other access to the beach was a long trip down an dirt track in a four-wheel drive. We would usually have the beach to ourselves but this one time there was a lone fisherman who had made the trek in his 4WD. After a day of surfing we went back to where the fisherman's car was parked and let down all his tires then pissed off in our boat leaving him stranded miles from nowhere.

To this day I still feel fucking terrible about doing that. Sorry Mr Fisherman.

Woah.

Ouliposse said 2 minutes ago:
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. That was pretty mean.

Even after your mama told you not to play with guns? For shame.

Also, what poster said.

goldfoot... thats pretty fucken mean...

I can't really think of anything...

I was always the one befriending the bullied kids and yelling at the bullies...

Oh wait. When I was about 4, maybe 5, I tore all the legs of a spider because someone told me to. That's the first thing that comes to mind.

I farted on the back of my brothers head and me and a friend convinced him that he had 'brown stuff' in his hair. He got really upset and went to look in the mirror.

i laughed goldfoot, but now i feel a little bad

maybe you should google news articles about a missing fisherman, maybe he never made it home

For all you know, he could have died on that beach, goldfoot.

Jus' sayin'.

sister

no wonder your little brother is so fucked up pg.

Haha, he's FINE! I may have given him shit when he was younger but whenever he's got a problem, I'm the one he calls.

I blame my older sister. She picked on me mercilessly for years. I was just passing it down the line. He didn't get it half as bad as I got it, don't you worry.

Shouting at my boyfriend for not organising ANYTHING for my birthday in 2 weeks. And then discovering he had. Secretly. I'm a fuckhead.

sure sure sure. you tell yourself that pauly.

i'm with you anne, i can't think of anything i've doen. i sure others may have recollections of my actions.

There was that time you killed my mother, Ohyeah.

I once wrote to Sanitarium and called them 'muffs' because they put too many sultanas and not enough dried bananas in their trail mix.

yeah but you said that didn't count

blake3030 said 10 minutes ago:
I farted on the back of my brothers head and me and a friend convinced him that he had 'brown stuff' in his hair. He got really upset and went to look in the mirror.

''brown stuff''

I can't wait to use that in a sentence tonight.

oh! yelling at my boyfriend for giving me presents on valentines day.

bitchiest.moment.ever.

I once wrote to Sanitarium and called them 'muffs' because they put too many sultanas and not enough dried bananas in their trail mix.

oh dear shaun, you go girlfriend

I dont have anything that springs to mind...

but my brother once raided my mums coin collection to buy cigarettes
my other brother once sold his childhood trumpet and told my parents it got stolen

*childhood trumpet = expensive one