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dear goodalex, are you a squeaky duck??
YES! Whenever someone hugs me, I make a little squeak.. but if you put me down again and pat me gently I coo and quack nicely. Does your garden have worms? Lemme at 'em!
can ducks do push ups?
Where were you on the night of the 14th between 10 and 12? Do you have and alibi? So.. You dont have an alibi? YOU DONT GOT NO ALIBI! YOU UGLY!
Frenk - no, but they do neck stretches to get the worms. Its a lot of fun!
panda_monium - Last night? I was with three little ducklings and a goose. We were discussing our plans for winter, what we'd eat, you know. The important things!
dear goodalex,
are related to haley's fashionhusband?
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HI EVERYBODY IM EATING A PIZZA HAHAHA
ASK ME ANYTHING ILL TRY TO HELP
i'm not feeling very manly
who the fuck is goodalex?
What is better for you, ham or push-ups?
Who should I avoid most, knobwrenches or failcakes?
Ladyinred, I'm GOODALEX!
Outerspaceextrapnel: push-ups give a lasting improvement to the body, but good quality ham (say, honey-smoked, ricks, or proper corn-fed free-range no added salt pure hog flesh) can bring a substantial amount of pleasure. Why not stay reasonably fit but delve into the world of smallgoods now and then? Be sure to support organic meat farming, though, its worth the extra money, and pig farming can be pretty gross! Remember a good dijon mustard and hot bread with Lescure butter, and some cornichons if you have the money. Prepare yourself a ploughmans, even, with a good hearty cheese to go with it.
You will definitely need push-ups after that, but how good will you feel?
VERY GOOD OUTERSPACEXTRAPNEL.
Well, as for your other question, definitely avoid knobwrenches as they sound violent and aggressive and you don't need that. A failcake, well, we've all failed now and then and we can all use a helping hand. You know what they say about a friend in need?
Buy them a pizza!
ASK ME ANYTHING
I'm a fucking duck.
Should I do more push ups?
No, mix it up with some arm lifts! People believe that arm weights only build muscle but its not true. It raises metabolism with excellent results, when your arms have begun to tone then switch to something else for a month, and target things in sequence. Because as you are burning one area thats new, the recently burned one will also benefit. Never concentrate on just one exercise, or type of exercise, is this duck's advice. And don't believe the hype that little women need to do x or big guys need to do y - you'll know once you try it for a week.
To reasonable, didn't read it.
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No wonder you're obsessed with wang, GOODALEX...
That article went up three days after September 11.
A day that will live on in infamy.
NEVER FORGET.
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