Living dead = keating?

Ha! Straight outta Shaun from the Dead!

underrated tangy 8/10

Fuck he looks old!

He always reminded me of my Dad.

He is always reminded me of 'Hey Dad'-

(not really)

he reminds me of my dad.

he wears a wedding ring.

hes been punching to many freckles.

I was shocked when i saw him on last years election coverage.

He looked sooooooo unwell.

Love the BRAINS one.

I thought he and Anita were through!

rack off, scumbags.

Perfumed gigolo

You standing again Paul?

Help! Help! I'm being flayed with a wet lettuce!

You timewasters, you'll never have an important place in Australian society, now you're on to this sort of stuff. That shows what a bunch of 24 carat pissants you all are, that's for sure.

We used to have PJK on one of our gig posters - our drummer got a snap with him at some social function, and we milked it for all it was worth. If he was good enough for the Ramrods.... Wish I could find a scan of it.

Of course you do, but thenewmeatloaf is more to be pitied than despised, the poor old thing. Mess and Noise ought to put him down like a faithful dog because he is of no use to it and of no use to the nation.

a drovers dog?

You boxhead you wouldn't know. You are flat out counting past ten.

Oh, poor Paul. The little desiccated coconut is under pressure and he is attacking anything he can get his hands on

I am not like the Former Leader of the Liberals. I did not slither out of the Cabinet room like a mangy maggot...

And don't steal my lines, you stupid foul-mouthed grub.

I'm not interested in the views of painted, perfumed gigolos.

I'm going to do you slowly, fake login.

m+n = unrepresentative swill.

I'm going to stick to you like shit to a blanket.

Mr Speaker, can I have some protection from the clowns on the front bench?

I really hope you didn't take any financial advice from ol' Pete, PJ - he couldn't manage a fart in a bag!

oh that's beautiful

I love the open shirt casual look Paul achieved in that pic. Tell me thenewmeatloaf was Paul also wearing leather loafers with no socks to boot ( a look oft favoured by George Clooney also)?

dunno, HHH, I wasn't enough of a wanker to hang out at the kind of social functions Pete did, so I never got to meet the great man....

not even a little bit of a wanker?

see the things you miss out on when you reject the wanker within. looks like there would have been free booze there n all!

well, okay....let's say I was the wrong sort of wanker to hang out etc.

anyway, Pete looks to be wearing far too much makeup in that pic, and PJK looks like he's prowling a beat for rough trade....

I don't remember saying anything about steam on anyones piss.

who says you did, Keating? Bit full of yourself these days, aren't ya?

(Pete's initials also conveniently happened to be P.K.....)

i saw nudge from hey dad drinking and playing pool at the duke of windsor once.

Keating is a joke. Popping up like a jack in the box. Just like 1986.

Star of the show in the audience
BY ERIC KONTOS
21/05/2008 2:00:00 PM

YOU wouldn't believe who stole the show at the Liverpool premiere of the massive musical stage hit, Keating! yep, the man himself, former prime minister Paul Keating.

It was the first night for the new theatre at Casula Powerhouse and the man who inspired the show wasn't going to miss the opportunity when given the microphone after the Company B cast took their bows and accepted vigorous applause that seemed to go on for ever.

Someone next to me complained his hands were getting sore from all the clapping. So, there was the former PM up on the wonderful stage of our even more wonderful theatre, microphone in hand. What was he to do? Sing and dance, of course. It's never too late for vaudeville, you see.

Arguably the smoothest politician of his generation, Keating turned to the band, and all they needed was a nod from the great man to launch to one of the sketches of the show. Maaaa-bo, Maaaa-bo, sang the great man as he swung his hips to the delight of those who had packed the new theatre for its first ever show.

And indeed there was theatre aplenty, and I am not just talking about the show: the premiere was also one big political reunion.

Keating's former boss, Gough Whitlam, the Member for Werriwa for more than 30 years and PM between 1972 and 1975, was also in attendance. Gough, an even bigger legend than Keating as far as the Labor Party is concerned, got a huge cheer when Keating mentioned his name.

Now in a wheelchair, but still as sharp as a tack, he acknowledged the cheers by cheekily raising a walking stick, one of two used these days by his wife, Margaret. The best NSW premier we never had, Craig Knowles, was also there, as were members of his family, Labor Party legends in Liverpool, Stan and Marie Knowles.

A couple of currently serving ALP members added to the mix: Liverpool MP and local government minister Paul Lynch, and the member for Macquarie Fields, the genial Andrew McDonald.

Oh, yes, the show: well, it was a hoot, great entertainment, but for intrigue you couldn't go past this scene: council administrator Gabrielle Kibble, the daughter of the former governor-general Sir John Kerr, in a huddle with the men he sacked in 1975, Gough Whitlam and Paul Keating.

It was priceless.

http://liverpool.yourguide.com.au/news/local/news/general/star-of-the-show-in-the-audience/774437.aspx

Not a bad show at all, I highly recommend it.

G'day scumbags, I could be back
SIXTEEN years after then PM Paul Keating shocked the British establishment by putting his arm around the Queen, he may get another chance to stir them.
There is now a push to make Mr Keating - dubbed ''The Lizard of Oz'' for his 1992 protocol breach - the face of Australia in a new business and tourism campaign in the UK.
The semi-retired 64-year-old has been short-listed to head a ''G'day UK'' campaign to emulate what Cate Blanchett, Mel Gibson and Nicole Kidman have done for Australia in the US.

He was hot once. I don't jerk off to his pictures anymore.