Do you have any trophies?

hahahah
I'm so glad I opened this.

i've got medals wipey for running. do i have to fuck off.

hmmm, nah just fuck down sister.
fuck way down

i have trophies for 'participating' in soccer. i guess i should fuck off.

toodle ooh, goaly.

way ahead of you. i fucked way down a while ago. haven't won a medal since 1977.

my most treasured trophy is for the 1988 Swanbourne F.C trip away award, it's a VB stubbie mounted on a wooden platform with gold engraved details and on top of the stubbie is to plastic golden players taking a speccy. i keep it at mum and dads so i never lose or break it.

I don't have trophies, just medals and ribbons. Middle distance running and gymnastics.

never had a trophy / medal / ribbon.

fuck youse winners. and you 2nd place and 3rd place people. and youse that participated and showed good sportsmanship.

I used to have bmx trophies - nothing impressive, best one was for raising the most money for a new track.

I did get a medal for winning a jelly eating competition in at my school fete in grade 8....

some of you may not find this surprising...

i have atrophy

I've got plenty! and awards!

well... the bottle of wine I'm drinking has

i have some trophies for singin from a few years ago before i moved into town.

i had one that was all harp shaped, but it's an annual thing, so someone else has it now.

trophies are always ugly. probably talking about them here is more ugly, though.
yay for hideousness. i'm a winner. give me a trophy.

I HAVE A KARATE TROPHY

I have a trophy for netball and many ribbons for swimming.

Do ribbons count?

I like my ribbons.

sharptooth said 2 hours ago:

yay for hideousness. i'm a winner. give me a trophy.

hahaha

Here's a hideous trophy for ya luv:

...and the 7th Annual Salamander Award goes to.....Sharpie! Woot!!!

i have athletics, judo, football & swimming. mostly bronze, but a couple are gold.

Only my testicles.
But they are solid gold, not just gold-plated.
Awkward to put them on the mantlepiece for visitors to admire, though.

I was always picked last at school. I never won anything. I grew to hate those sporty fuckers. Fuck them in the face.

I've never won a trophy in anything. Or a medal. Or a ribbon. Ever.

A guy at work found a trophy in his office once when he was cleaning. It was a gold netball/basketball trophy with a lady on it reaching up and catching a ball. He gave it to me. I changed the plaque to ''Biggest hailstone ever caught'' and put my name on it. Now it sits on my desk, reminding me that I'm a winner.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

trophy wife.

Ohhhhh!

''Biggest hailstone ever caught''

hehe. nice. a snowball would have been too silly, a meteorite too extreme, but a hailstone's just kinda feasible.