What a fucking waste of time this shit is. After spending money and time on a 'profile', I find I've pissed away time and cash that could have been better spent at the pub for all the good it's done me. Not to mention all the stupid bints who think that it's okay to hate country music and metal. Cunce. I am full of hatred today for all these stupid dating sites, their dumb fucking sheep clientele and myself for being an utter failure at life and thinking internet dating was a 'good idea'.
EPIC FAIL. Who needs a fucking relationship anyway? I really need to get emotionally and sexually involved with another fucked up human being. I think I will limit my internet contact with other phantom identities to the M&N board. For all the good THAT is gonna do me.
Or perhaps I'll 'accidentally' step under the 311 bus. Either way, death is welcome.
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Dino?
why didn't you just try here first?
Uh... no.
Someone else.
Obstacle3?
Dating on the M&N site?
No one here knows me...
Awww, slant6. It's alright. You're alright. I think your biggest problem is that you think Clinton Walker is a good writer.
Once we get that out of your system, things will start to look up.
Chin up, dude.
Whoah.
Don't fucking crai.
Anyway, I actually think that internet dating will be the way of the future. As populations expand, it is a statistical fact that people know less people.
You live in a village of three hundred, you know three hundred people.
You live in a city of three million, you're lucky if you know thirty.
Now, as what people really look for in a suitable partner can be sometimes quite specific, it makes it that much more difficult.
Personally, I meet heaps of really amazing women...but they're just not what I'm looking for in something longer term.
Well.
I'm not looking for anything long term anyway, but my point remains.
Which site was it?
Someone (paulie, I think) gave my email address to the Adult Friend Finder mailing list. Hilarity and bad amateur porn photos ensued.
I wish that was my only personality defect. Don't even start me on the physical shortcomings.
pfft...
i don't date the internet.
i don't have the latest flash player installed, apparently.
Block, I went to adult friend finder at a workmate's suggestion, and was embarrassed for those who advertise upon it and for myself for thinking it was an option.
woot! fuck yeah hemi slant 6 225 woot!
i'm sorry?
Maybe I should have downloaded flashplayer in favour of describing myself as a 'playa' in my profile and posting a shot of me flashing. C'est la vie eh?
geez, chin up mate.
I know lots of people. But very few if any statistically want to secks me.
ugh.. cue fight between BA and whoever can be bothered..
Sorry. I'm full of awful seething self-hatred this week.
I can't be bothered frankly. But I'm always up for an actual fist fight.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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We didn't even make it to a date, this was just in the getting-to-know-you-via-private-message stage.
McGauz?
liamsnice?
Oh Jesus, is there no escape from my past?
sounds like fun! i wouldn't hide that fact from anyone, max bulk.
can we plz just say it was me
but only if we agree that i requested dark chocolate. ta.
Haha, okay.
IT WAS DUDEWOLF!!
OK, I'm just trying to take credit for something that could only be the product dudewolf's devilish sexual imagination.
hi. i'm dudewolf. i'm sexy.
nom nom nom
Classic line. Seriously, though, there aren't that many Melbourne post-rock douchebags. We probably all know this person. Which makes it all the more delicious.
Thats not true. You need to know the facts before you say things like that.
She had a revealing pic of herself with an aussie flag draped around her. I commented on that. and she said herself ''Well you should see what I will be wearing...etc'' so of course I asked.
I never asked her ''What do you do for fun?'' I asked her ''What did you do that was so bad?''
and she mentioned her work prior to my question but she didn't say what her job is so I asked.
Please read properly before you make such comments Kelele. Jesus wont help you or me.
Style?
IT WAS FUCKING ME.
Oh no, how violated you must feel. did you ever find out what ''IT'' was?
Party is a great idea. What did you do that was so bad?
ok. really...so what would be wearing?
HER...
I work at a bank
I drank everymight and afternoon and early
morning and slept during the day.
Lots of fun at night :)
Ahaha you'll have to wait for a picture if it's not
Yes, I read and re read that mess and still can't work out what it means.
An aussie flag draped around her? Don't worry, I'm not going to bother commenting any more, ever.
BOOM TISH
I'll tell you all about my southern cross tattoo, all you have to do is ask.
Is it next to the Boxing Kangaroo on your ass?
BADALEX bitch.
Lol