Dear Prudence...

greet the brand new day!

dear independent.co.uk
why do you break my heart? i wanted to believe.

basil.

Dear Wabi Sabi Salon,

I don't think I'm so crazy about your foods. It's back to Peko Peko for me.

Disappointedly,
postergirl

dear postergirl,

the hairdresser upstairs is awesome though!

love slacks.

Dear sveltes,

That's good to know, since my current hairdresser nearly destroyed my poor hairs last time I visited him.

Thanking you,
postergirl

Dear me,

Stop pluralising everything. It's fucking lame.

From me.

dear google earth,

i love you. there is something very soothing and wondrous about looking at maps and the world just before bed... makes my head feel better

xst

Dear sharptooth,

This may sound odd, but sometimes I dream about maps. The maps in my dreams always feature new countries that I've never heard of. It gives me a feeling of fear/excitement in the pit of my stomach.

From Postergirl

Dear postergirl,

I actually really loved the food I have eaten at Wabi Sabi, but still, yeh, the prices at night are extraordinary, and even though their sweet little japanese garden out back is nice, but, paying 25 dollars for some sushi rolls was romantic and all, the service was trying way too hard to be casual and cool (and uncaring) to warrant such a bill..

Dear waltonics,

Yeah, it's a bit too ''fusion'' for me, or something. Reminds me of a weird Japanese restaurant I went to on the Gold Coast. Hmmm.

postergirl

wabi sabi is actually pretty cheap during the day.
Having said that:
Dear Japanese Food, I have tried and tried but I just don't like you.

Dear me,

Why don't you ever go to bed in time to get enough sleep? You always do it, and regret it later. Learn dammit!

Sleepily,
moo-core

Dear __,

Seems i'm going unnoticed. What's up with That???
:(

Saddened,
LiR

Dear Bed,

how i love your sleek navy sheets, brightly coloured doona, and the other warm body that sleeps in you. looking forward to seeing you again tonight.

alterz x

Dear waltronics and postergirl,

Heard anything about Wabi Sabi Garden? I really want to go but you're not filling me with hope.

Regards,
Inny.

Dear ____,
I'd like you more if your name wasn't all underscores. I know it sounds prejudiced, but I just can't get past it.

Love,
Peter

Dear Gary Sinise,

Thanks for a really top night and for your unwavering hospitality and good times.

You are great.

Big love,

HHH

dear work,

i have a real lot of you to do at the moment. I just wish you were a bit more interesting because then maybe i could be arsed.

regards,
elaine.

dear notreallysureifyouareactuallyafriend,

isn't this supposed to be a two way street?

curiously,
elaine

dear self,

get your act together, woman!

bracingly,
elaine

dear bruises,

more of you? really? for fucks sake i wish you and your ilk would leave me alone.

not yours,
de.foxus

dear new house,

damn you're excellent.

love, nishy.

Dear right to life bullies blockading the clinic next to my work right now,

It took every ounce of my being not to spit on each one of you. If not for the 30-40 cops I'm presuming are there to protect you scumbags and prevent trouble, I probably would have. And classy work, using your infant children, who have no say in the matter, as moralistic props.

Evil jerks.

CS

dear CS,

That makes me fucking angry. Go and spit on them, it's not too late. And give them one for me.

Yours,
Lily.

Dear _

You're a dick.

R

dear CS,

I was just reading about this on the age website. apparently someone put out a cigarette on one of the protesters.

i shouldn't support that kind of behaviour, but i still kinda giggled inside.

de.foxus

Dear C--------,

You are a boofhead. Sod off.

Basketballerly,
Fish Guerrero.

...Errr, not you!

Dear fuckwitted right to lifers,

You people are fucking repugnant pieces of filth. Seriously.

Angrily,

JD

Dear de.foxus,

Thanks for pointing me in the direction of that story. Made my day. And my boss' day too.

Dear JD,

Agreed. Nasty nasty pieces of ignorant pond slime.

CS

Dear nerves,

BOO!! Scared you! Now go away!

Scarily,
email via email

dear thread

this one is too big, here is a new one

love nish

Dear shorts,

Why did I wear you today? It's going to rain.

Idiotically yours,
Nips.

Dear you,

Is it really necessary that we go through this rigmarole yet again? It's always the same predictable push and pull stuff that never really makes you feel any better at the end of it. Can't we just skip the crap bit this time? It's getting a bit tiresome and life would be much better if we just stuck to the fun bits.

Exasperatedly yours

Clare Bear

dear filts

i got so exasperated trying to find the hey filts thread, i have resorted to the Dear---------#3 thread.

so here goes.

Hey Filts, we be in teh SAME city today. WOOT. no piking. from either of us.

Ohyeah.

FUCK, it is the Dear #2 thread. stupid search discussion function.

hi ohyeah,

i have a proper flu (achey bones, sore head, the works). this is fucked!

but yeah, what you said.

hi filts

that is fucked. get some cold and flu tablets. lemon and honey drinks. lots of water adn be better for saturday day for your mighty team and gig shenanigans.

ohyeah

dear mum,

picking a fight with me, over text, when i'm at work, is just not cool. you're not 12.

your daughter

dear m+n,

i know there's a #3 thread, but ICDAFSFFSBTDSFIB (I can't do a fucking seach for fucks sake because the damn search function is borked).

de.foxus

Dear hairdresser who trimmed my fringe,

You fail at your profession.

A little bit annoyed,
goldbuttons.

Dear work,

Worst day ever, much hate for you. Feeling quite close to going postal now, literally haha.

Yours in mail,

KP

Dear Fitzroy pseudo-lesbians,

You fell on me while you were makin' out and you didn't even apologise. I can understand that you guys were engrossed in what you were doing, but I ended up with goon all over my prized Sonic Youth tee. A bit of consideration goes a long way, and I hope that when you woke up in the morning you realised what you did to those around you.

Hoping it all works out for you two,
labrish.