Are Tigers attracted to sexy lionesses?

How about slinky jaguars?

How about saggy cougars?

Are you just a second rate blake, tigers?

I think you meant to say SOGGY cougars, modi.

I know what I meant, soggy nipples.

That was a compliment, right?

wow.
do i have to do this?

Um... yeah. I think you're well soggy.

do i have to do this?

Yes. You do. Every question.

ha! i have work to do!

What sort of stuff do you sing about, tigers?

mostly girls.
but dead ones.
well, not always.
but sometimes.
and trees.
well, once.
i once did a song about trees.
well, not really about trees.
but kinda.
not in a fucked hippy way either.

Are Tigers attracted to sexy lionesses?

um...i guess.
i really like cats.

How about slinky jaguars?

i've been wanting to buy a fender jaguar for about a year now.

How about saggy cougars?

you mean soggy nipples?

Are you just a second rate blake, tigers?

most assuredly.
watch how fast this thread dies.

Where do you buy your clothes?

Do you like ham?

Do you buy Gourmet Sausages or just the plain BBQ ones?

attracted to sexy lionesses.... enter the ligers!

When boy lion meets girl tiger the results are enormous, fluffy, and undeniably beautiful. With a lion for a father and a tiger for a mother, Hercules a three-year-old Liger already weighs in at over 900 pounds, and is still growing

Yeah, he's a big fat impotent mule.

Where do you buy your clothes?

i don't buy clothes as often as i should.
the last things i bought were jeans at the revival outlet thing and a tshirt at rose st artists market.
i really need to buy more clothes and have no idea where to start.

Do you like ham?

you know, this came up in conversation today.
i rarely eat ham, but yesterday i had a hankering (that's right, a hankering) for ham and cheese toasted sandwiches so i went to safeway and bought some.
it was delicious, but after 2 days of ham and cheese sandwiches, i think i'm good for another year or so.

Do you buy Gourmet Sausages or just the plain BBQ ones?

i don't often buy sausages, but i do prefer gourmet ones.
there's a bloke at the vic market who has a great selection.
i highly recommend the spicy mexican ones.

Do you think it's wrong to tell your cubs that there's a Santa Claus?

Do you think it's wrong to tell your cubs that there's a Santa Claus?

i don't know if i ever got told by my parents, or someone else or whether i ever really believed in the first place.
i don't recall ever believing in santa.
i'll have to ask mum.

but, to answer your question, one has to be told at some point.
i know a guy who is 19 and still believes.
it's not pretty.

i personally don't know if i'd play the whole santa thing up with my kids in the first place...
or is that mean?
should all kids get to enjoy a belief in this mystical man?

Are those song lyrics?

Wow.

Too busy to talk to me but enough time to answer in depth questions about yourself.

Fucking typical, jerk.

ps - you are boring

Ask a fucking question, Pops.

I have nothing to ask. Nothing to contribute for that matter. I really wanna skive off work but have a shit load to do.

They look like little retards.

Yep, got it, tigers. It's the best of his three recent live albums by far. The others kinda suck. It also has examples of some of the older songs you should know.

sweet, just got it, about to have a listen.
they are tiny kitties blake, just opened their eyes fully.
you have no soul.

the litttle orange one looks cuuuuuute.

yeah, it's gorgeous.
there's two of em that are that colour.
just been informed there are only 4, the two black and white fellas up there, and another of the orange ones.
the fifth member died, unfortunately.

i remember one time she brought home a baby kitty that had a very bad eye infection, and had to have it's eye removed.
a button was stitched over where the eye used to be, i guess to stop anything getting in there.
anyways, it was a creepy cat, but the girl still has Buttoes to this day....

Your responses are too wordy.

What are you wearing?

Hey tigers,

what makes you such an awesome dude?

haha.
you got my surprise!

i try to be awesome, but there's always people like poprocks out there waiting to put you down again.
and when i say put down, i also mean like in the way you do with sick animals.
she's tried to kill me twice.

I believe you.

Yes, I got your surprise. It's a very nice and generous surprise and it will be repaid to you with something long expected.

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frank did you know that i encapsulate you?
take that!

fancy words don't effect me.

hey frank, can you answer questions for me while your brother is away?

Like what.?

whatever i need answers to.

this will be fun, i'll be like the brother you never really liked.

tigers,

how is the transition from tram to train treating you this week? yesterday i had an irritating breather stood next to me. my thoughts were, 'if you're going to breath, do it quietly'.

what do you think about this?

good afternoon filterfeed.

my transition from train to tram has been put on hold temporarily due to me needing to drive to work fror various reasons in the last two days.
yesterday i had to go to badminton post-work, and today i am headed to st kilda to do some recording.
i will let you know how it all goes tomorrow, when i plan to resume my train rides, albeit only for one day (friday i need my car also).

as for your loud breather, i too have been shitted by these bastards in the past.
i don't have any words of advice for how you can deal with it, for you are far less violent than i am and wouldn't appreciate the way i'd deal with it.

lame, tigers. lame! i was going to ask which train you were catching and all! i thought we could be train buddies! for one day!

but only coz i'm skiving off work early again today.

but now you've ruined it for me. you and your hectic lifestyle! my next question is, can i get a lift to work? i'm usually running late and next week a new boss starts.

on friday you can if you want, but i leave home at 6:50am.
you'll prob be at work at 7:15.

ew! that's 2 hours earlier than usual.

pass.

you could catch up on all that work you have to do.
i'm going to ceres sat morning too BTW (that means by the way btw...)