vomits in mouth

i thought this was going to be about vasectomies.

What happens to all the moisture when a juicy hunk of sirloin is transformed into chewy beef jerky? Truth is, we don’t know. But the salty, savory flavor of this vitamin and mineral packed concoction will make you think we collected all that sweet, meaty juice just for you.

Beef Jerky drink sounds great

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

This smells like a viral campaign. And meat.

i just ate some beef jerky

sounds awesome

''We give you MEATwater!

Even though the product in question is pretty gross by most objective standards of taste, the salesmanship inherent in the presentation of the packaging and the product shows how easily desire can be manufactured.''

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a friend on mine was telling me a story about a friend that worked at DOCS or some other social services organisation - interviewing kids to determine how crap the parentage is.

whats your favourite food? 'red water'. 'red water, what is that?'

it was the left over water from the parents cooking frankfurts.

i'm eating pea and ham soup. plenty of meaty water.

So, so wrong.

it was the left over water from the parents cooking frankfurts

thats just disgusting

BAHAHAHAHA