i still have the one you gave me for my birthday all those years ago, wipey. don't worry about him. he's ok.

I had a dream he turned into a Biscuit and you ate the Biscuit.
sorry for using a capital B in biscuit.
But it was a weird dream.
Then you said ''It tastes like chicken''
Then a Burrito said ''I decline a Monte' Carlo''
Then I did a backflip on my BMX
and hurt my knee

should have been a PM

no, it most certainly should not have been a pm.

the goldfish is called biscuit though and wipey was told that, he isn't psychic.

chic?

Hey Septie have you seen Axle's celebrity playlist in Itunes? He's quite the soul man.

You still bored, septie? Been doing anymore craft?

poprocks, my strength is being sapped by angry people wanting to get on it this long weekend. they are treating me like i am the only person standing between them and a good time. i'll be ripping the lid off it today as soon as it hits 12.

i haven't seen axle's playlist.

You are a good time.

Be good this long weekend!

i was invited to a work-related do on wednesday night that apparently featured a surprise performance by Axle.

sadly, I was still migrainey so I didn't go.

Who is Axle?

this was the night after description that was sent to me.

*The studio curtains were drawn to reveal a cabaret-style room with man-of-the-moment, Axle Whitehead, taking to the stage for a performance featuring his hit single 'I Don't Do Surprises'.

Axle's actually a bit of a hottie - I've attached a pic for your viewing pleasure!!*

the former host of videohits, poprocks!

i can't see the pic! where is it???

i've not attached the pic.

PIC TEASE

Oh him...ok september, back to work for me!

Cheerio and speak soon. Dont get too toxic.

hey Septie, what are your thoughts on the dust up between Spike Lee and your other beloved?

oooh, good question.

it's a foot condition caused by running in bare feet. ask zola budd. fair dinkum kevinarnold, you have lived a sheltered life.

a light airy cake like thing, based on whisked eggwhites. can be sweet (more delicate, no egg yolks, rise a hell of a lot out of their dishes and look impressive as hell when done right) or savoury (based on bechemel sauce and cheese or veggie purees for flavour).

This place is nothing without you, Magoogoo.

'have lived a sheltered life' by your standards, septemner?

Keep a lid on it, Toots. Melbourne will not win the flag.

Hey Septie - can you advise on this.

Hey Septie - can you advise on this.

For several years I have been dying to hire out Don't Look Now as I understand it is creepy and very enjoyable in they way that only 1970 thriller horrors can be. Considering 'The Shining' and 'The Omen' are two of my favourite films, I think it's up my alley BUT now it appears the sex scene in it was realand all over the papers this arvo. How can I possibly hire this out now without looking like a perv?

oops!

by cleaning out all signs of conjuctivitis between your eyelashes and not asking if the sex scenes are real when sliding the cover over the counter to the videoezy attendant.

p.s. anytime, juice.

xoxxo

now i want to see this.

hey september,

i think you were in my dream last night. I was walking down the street with a friend and then someone said ''hey september'' and i turned around and looked at you and you responded by flashing your boobs at us. But then you said ''hey hamish, you want some of these??'' and taunted me and it was only then that i realised that i had become Hamish Blake in my dream.
By that stage though I was completely confused and you and your obnoxious flashing had evaporated from the dream.

best dream ever.

well that was very nice, kevinarnold. thank you. perhaps next time try eating more cheese and see if you can dream your way into seeing me nude on the 86 carrying a bag of my own faeces while sitting on the ticket inspector's (dean bailey if you can swing it) lap.

That's just vulgar. May I also point out that I can easily witness
someone on the 86 carrying a bag of faeces without the need for dreaming. You can keep your filthy dean Bailey fantasy to yourself, I'd rather Nathan Buckley naked wearing a circa 87' inspectors sachel over his groin asking to clip my ticket

Break out the laminator toots. Page 5 of the Hun has been art directed just for you.

Toots is catching on!

it's not exactly what i wanted but it's close enough. thank you HHH!

This made me think of you for some reason Septie

was it the helen killer tag? have you read that comic yet?

Hey september. Will you miss Dean Bailey? Are you proud that Jim Stynes is not proud?

Regards,
Michael Voss
Not going anywhere, much like the Lions

i will miss him a lot, devil. he is the poster boy for the over forty and receding. no one else comes close. i will miss his dry sense of humour and watching him put a protective arm around the players. he is very manly yet he seems quite sensitive without being a sook and i like the way he is always mentioning his wife.

but fucked if i know what's going on at that club. maybe this is a case of having to hit rock bottom to find your way up again and if that is the case, the dees owe bailey for taking them there last saturday.

i wish he'd been allowed to see out his contract.