Public Bar in a Hotel, by my understanding.

Modi - why do i snneze when i go from relative darkness into light? Normally sunlight not artifical light?

This has never been definitively answered for me.

And why does my arse bleed if i wipe it too much? Where's it blleding from?

So many questions...

Bashed.

what distinguishes a hotel from a motel?

what do you call a motel with a bar?

Dear Modi,

What does DAFSFFS stand for?

Rigid probably has a better understanding of the intricacies of licensing laws than me, though. And there's already a thread for these questions. DAFSFFS

What pw'med mean?

i asked my mother this hotel/motelk thing when i was four and i have been waiting 22 years for a satisfactory answer.

How about a B&B with beer on tap?

A motel, or motor inn, is just a place to stay, whether it has a bar or not is irrelevant.

Kev, you have haemorrhoids. Get some anusol.

Also, there is some kind of link between light and sneezing, but I can't remember what it is.

i searched for 'modi' and 'ask modi' and 'ask'

so sit on it, goldfoot

KevinArnold - its called PSR. its genetic and noones explained it properly. see the straightdope for more answers.

what's a battle?

PSR = photic sneeze reflex.

A battle? A confrontation between two armies would be my understanding. That's a very literal interpretation, though.

yes, i know that, but can you please relate it to a hotel?

for example, i would not call a pub with accomodation a motel. i would call it a hotel.

hey modi, if I wake up fast enough will I be able to see myself sleeping?

Hey Modi, do you know about this stuff?

Because, TR, it is a hotel. A motel is just self contained rooms for rental, a hotel implies a level of service you don't get in a motel.

hollyc, if you wake up faster than the speed of light, you might be able to.

so your admitting that faster than light travel is possible?

finally others are agreeing with my insights into modi's personality. insights i made months ago.

always was ahead of my time...

Yeah, fair enough. I don't think I was hating on anything, though, just expressing my doubts about the changes, and asking some pretty obvious questions.

Sorry if I sounded stuck up, and I don't have an agenda, except that a place I have gone for almost twenty years has changed, and it makes me suspicious. But that's because I'm an old cunt.

i dunno, i reckon the ignorant call is pretty valid.

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stfhumf jasmine.po.return.

Modi, do you ever put on a dress and dance to Terry Jacks's Seasons in the Sun?

Modi, sign in and answer your pms. Or go to Facecrack and answer your messages. I have important questions that need answers.

Hatts, no, but I do swan around in a nightie on occasion while ''Clouds'' by Joni Mitchell plays. Then I change into a Star Fleet uniform and listen to Spock's version of Both Sides Now

Do you know what this chilli is, Modi? I got them from work and they're fucking hot.

Do they have black seeds?

Yep!

It's a Rocoto, they can live for a few years in the right climate, there's one in Richmond that is as tall as the roof of a house.

Awesome, Modi, thanks! I might save the seeds and try growing them.

You should, I'm not sure how they will go down there, it probably gets a lot colder than here.

Well, these peppers were a sample that we were given, presumably from a local grower. If I keep it in a pot inside it should be fine. My apartment gets a lot of sun.

Good luck, send me a picture.

You should totally blog this conversation.

I might do a post about chillies in general, I will go and take a pic of the big tree near my place.

Modi, why are my herbs dying? Are they getting too much water?

TLDR

hey, modi, why are m+n doing shit popup ads?

They are?