Public Bar in a Hotel, by my understanding.

Modi - why do i snneze when i go from relative darkness into light? Normally sunlight not artifical light?

This has never been definitively answered for me.

And why does my arse bleed if i wipe it too much? Where's it blleding from?

So many questions...

Bashed.

what distinguishes a hotel from a motel?

what do you call a motel with a bar?

Dear Modi,

What does DAFSFFS stand for?

Rigid probably has a better understanding of the intricacies of licensing laws than me, though. And there's already a thread for these questions. DAFSFFS

What pw'med mean?

i asked my mother this hotel/motelk thing when i was four and i have been waiting 22 years for a satisfactory answer.

How about a B&B with beer on tap?

A motel, or motor inn, is just a place to stay, whether it has a bar or not is irrelevant.

Kev, you have haemorrhoids. Get some anusol.

Also, there is some kind of link between light and sneezing, but I can't remember what it is.

i searched for 'modi' and 'ask modi' and 'ask'

so sit on it, goldfoot

KevinArnold - its called PSR. its genetic and noones explained it properly. see the straightdope for more answers.

what's a battle?

PSR = photic sneeze reflex.

A battle? A confrontation between two armies would be my understanding. That's a very literal interpretation, though.

yes, i know that, but can you please relate it to a hotel?

for example, i would not call a pub with accomodation a motel. i would call it a hotel.

hey modi, if I wake up fast enough will I be able to see myself sleeping?

Hey Modi, do you know about this stuff?

Because, TR, it is a hotel. A motel is just self contained rooms for rental, a hotel implies a level of service you don't get in a motel.

hollyc, if you wake up faster than the speed of light, you might be able to.

I don't think incandescent lights use any extra energy when you turn them on and off.

Apparently fluros use about 5 seconds worth of energy when you first turn them on.

You should leave it open and be as quick as possible at pouring your milk and shut it. asap.

I think I should shut the stupid persons head in the fridge for even bothering to bring it up.

More like 5 microseconds, goldfoot.

They are right, refrigeration is one of the most energy inefficient processes we use.

So how should we chill our beverages Modi??

How should we chill our beverages?!!!!

modi i have styled my facial hair like this but have also left the sideburns... do you think i may look ridiculous.. and if so should i keep it anyway?

In a BIG LAKE

You may look ridiculous, MATT, but do be on the look out for bad French actors with swords yelling ''There can be only ONE!!!!!''

Glaciers, Charles, it's all about the glaciers.

It's almost tooo easy.

Dead fucken easy.

It's that or towing icebergs up the Merri creek

Well, I don't quite approve of the language but I appreciate the enthusiasm.

WWFMD?

what would fannie may do?

What would Father Mulcahy Do?

I hated Father Mulcahy. Never knew why.

Cos he was a killjoy with a muppet voice.

Modi, What music do recommend vis a vis getting sweet loving?

he recommends this

i can't get youtube at work, but i so hope that's rick astley.

I recommend loving oneself, before one expects to be loved by others, Big Tom.