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Your Favourite Anal Cunt Song Titles

clem  said about 8 years ago  or at  7:48PM on Monday, September 25 2006 in stupidity

It's a tie between I Pushed Your Wife In Front of the Subway and I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die.

Your turn!

BADALEX  said about 8 years ago:

'Domestic violence is really, really, really funny.'

clem  said about 8 years ago:

I Ran Over Your Dog

GnomeChomsky  said about 8 years ago:

How about I Lied When I Said I Was A Virgin & Now You Have Genital Herpes ?

red_beard  said about 8 years ago:

Dead Roo

nishiki  said about 8 years ago:

'your kid committed suicide because you suck'

BADALEX  said about 8 years ago:

You know. It concerns me that so many chicks have listened to anal cunt and like it.

nishiki  said about 8 years ago:

'i became a counselor so i could tell rape victims they asked for it'

Bugsy.  said about 8 years ago:

anyone who likes the dillinger escape plan is a faggot

tawedog  said about 8 years ago:

Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid

red_beard  said about 8 years ago:

oh shit, so Anal Cunt is a band?

nishiki  said about 8 years ago:

'song titles are fucking stupid'

CaptainLeSnak  said about 8 years ago:

You Were Pregnant So I Kicked You In the Stomach

flobs  said about 8 years ago:

Years ago I was music co-ordinator for a community radio station. One of my 'responsibilities' was compiling a 'Top 10' for the Australian equivalent of Music Week (industry magazine - i'm fucked if i can remember what it was called). It was pretty much an excuse for me to list my favourite new releases that no other radio station would touch with a barge-pole.

One week I put down Anal Cunt's '1000 more reasons to hate us' cd down as joke and they printed it (without any * - to their credit).

anok  said about 8 years ago:

you rollerblading faggot

gathering storm  said about 8 years ago:

Anal Cunt
album: "Picnic Of Love" (1998)

Picnic Of Love
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
I Wanna Grow Old With You
Saving Ourselves For Marriage
Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
Waterfall Wishes
In My Heart There's A Star Named After You


mic  said about 8 years ago:

I want to become a councillor so I can tell rape victims they deserved it.

Note to self: This is not funny

clem  said about 8 years ago:

mic, it's I Became A Rape Counsellor etc.

Learned, Pepe, learned!

devo  said about 8 years ago:

I aways had a soft spot for...

"you robbed a sperm bank because your a cum guzzling fag".

nishiki  said about 8 years ago:

i always had a soft spot for the phrase 'cum guzzling fag'

'you look adopted'

oh, there are so so many!

kuroneko  said about 8 years ago:

You Are An Interior Decorator

No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick \

I reckon BA gets a lot of his material from these guys, but somehow fails to get the joke.

goingblank  said about 8 years ago:

"Windchimes are Gay" is up there...

switchbladesisters  said about 8 years ago:

I Got Athlete's Foot Showering at Mike's

goingblank  said about 8 years ago:

"No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid F@#king Band" is also a contender.

clem  said about 8 years ago:

I tried to read out the entire tracklisting of It Just Gets Worse to my Mum this evening and collapsed from gales of laughter. It was like doing 100 sit ups - Anal Cunt should become the new Jane Fonda!

Rosa_Klebb  said about 8 years ago:

Easy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury

Technology is Gay

TimChuma  said about 8 years ago:

I had "It Just Gets Worse" for a while, 95% of the album was them paying out on other bands. The CD was like a black hole that was sucking the good vibes out of the rest of the music collection so I had to get rid of it. They are also had an 5643 Song EP, but all the songs are squashed into 10 minutes.

Mo  said about 8 years ago:

i just saw the gayest guy on earth

no we dont wanna do a split 7" with your fucking band

you broke into a sperm bank cause you're a cum guzzling fag

tim scott's gay

PelicanGodOfJupiter  said about 8 years ago:

Technology is gay...
Star Trek is gay...

tangy_zizzle  said about 8 years ago:

Yout went to see Dishwalla and Everclear. You're Gay.

PelicanGodOfJupiter  said about 8 years ago:
  • Recycling Is Gay
  • Pottery Is Gay
  • The Internet Is Gay
  • Windchimes Are Gay
  • The Word "Homophobic" Is Gay
  • You're Gay

Inactivist  said about 7 years ago:

The best Anal Cunt song title is, obviously, Being A Cobbler Is Dumb.

liquidlovejesus  said about 7 years ago:

devo said about 10 months ago: I aways had a soft spot for...
''you robbed a sperm bank because your a cum guzzling fag''.

nishiki said about 10 months ago:
'you look adopted'

bxckxtrxdxr  said about 7 years ago:

gathering storm said about 10 months ago:

Anal Cunt
album: ''Picnic Of Love'' (1998)

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

pomo to the fuckest, fuckos!

frigid star  said about 7 years ago:

I always did like:

Women, Natures Punching Bag.

bxckxtrxdxr  said about 7 years ago:

I don't think anyone's mentioned:

''I snuck a retard into a sperm bank''

TimChuma  said about 7 years ago:

Their Myspace One of the band members recovered from a coma recently.

LockingPlier  said about 7 years ago:

Thanks, Tim.

liquidlovejesus  said about 7 years ago:

frigid star said 1 hour ago: I always did like:

Women, Natures Punching Bag.

i wish this weren't so offensive. cause it's soooo funny.

PooPeeTaste  said about 4 years ago:

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

Eric Clapton is boring. Therefore its ok to give him shit about his kid dying.

electricsound  said about 4 years ago:

'you look divorced'

shaun  said about 4 years ago:

sometimes I think Anal Cunt could very well be the best band on Planet Earth.

MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 4 years ago:

i went back in time and voted for hitler

Aleph  said about 4 years ago:

Just discovered this band. Will listen to their first ep while dining on a roast. Wife's been a bit slow in cooking tpday - been out with her girlfriends. I'll have to cut her allowance.

chickenchops  said about 4 years ago:

I enjoy all of these but they pale in comparison to some choice Cannibal Corpse.

Hellzapoppin  said about 3 years ago:


I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You

You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This

You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Beat The Shit Out Of You

shiroineko  said about 3 years ago:

RoastOxCrisps  said about 3 years ago:

Dying of a heart attack is Gay

not-ian  said about 3 years ago:

Multiple media reports have indicated that on Saturday, June 11, Anal C--- frontman, Seth Putnam, suffered a fatal heart attack at the age of 43. The band's publicist, Kim Kelly of Catharsis PR has confirmed the news of his death, initially via Twitter. She then elaborated eloquently via her personal blog -- which, please note, is not a press release or official statement. It's a personal response from an actual friend of the dearly departed.

''I want to remind everyone that no matter how outrageous and controversial his musical career has been, Seth was still a human being with friends and family that loved him. I'm hoping that the Internet will remember that,'' she writes. ''This is a very sad and trying time for those that knew him, and the last thing they need to see is an outpouring of message board hate. The man lived and died by his own rules; if anything, respect him for that.''

It's easy to see why someone close to Putnam would want to put that out there, immediately after confirming his death. A.C. have frequently been singled out as perhaps the most offensive band of all time, with titles including 'The Word Homophobic is Gay' and 'I Like Drugs and Child Abuse.' Of course, there's been a long-running debate over whether the band's message is serious, humorous or even an elaborate prank on their fans or, for that matter, anyone who takes their message more seriously than the music itself. The band have revealed few clues as to their actual intent.

A.C. -- who also goes by the abbreviation AxCx since their full name Anal C--- is often too offensive for use -- formed in the greater Boston area in 1988 and have seen their share of lineup changes and transformations over the years. But Putnam was always at the grindcore band's core. No news yet on whether or not the band will continue on without him.

Actionralf  said about 3 years ago:

I figured he had died years ago.

turkey_sandwich  said about 2 years ago:

Being Ignorant Is Awesome

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