This was the last text I got:
'Ur overdue placement fee will be sent to a debt collector in 5 days. A late fee of $50 will be charged. Pls pay the $19.95 placement fee b4 this occurs.'
I am being threatened by Flatmate Finders because I didn't pay the service fee to the website after I found a house! Bastards. So if you check your phone, what was the last text message you were sent, who sent it and did they threaten you with a debt collector? Tell me some stories!
Vodafone. Bill. Paid. Life.
That said, the last letter I got was a notice that my licence is cancelled and I owe $1700 for not turning up to Jury Duty I didn't know I had. That's great.
bored as gay.
best friend sent that about twenty minutes ago
"okay"
Yess... Its true :)
i deleted them all last night.
It might be my daughter asking me to tape grey's anatomy.
does anyone else save funny or nice messages? i have some from 2004 still in my phone.
Har ha 666, evil letter are almost worse than evil texts because they are more intimidating and papery. I opened a letter for a girl who used to live in my house that said she owed 300 clams to Blockbuster Video, I thought it was for me and had a brief heart attack. Anybody got any nice messages?
Tell us the story behind the messages, kids!
"francerino lift, be there im an hour with beer" - jeremy
someone who I have no idea who it is telling me they've just moved to terrigal. Anyone here just move to terrigal?
'feeling better. thx.'
rather boring, but you asked for the last one.
this is the second last one i got:
Nity night!! Marley & I are watching transexual porn!! I love her!!! Nighty night!!!
hello gorgeous! i'm going to make a cake tomorrow night and watch a crap pirated china movie. would u like to come?
"thats cool...lets talk on the telecommunication network tonight and lock in next wed for a date."
told ya
i response to telling my mate he was right about Liddiard playing a jag...
glad you didnt post my sms' tilljames !
ps - mine is from a girl...
"There was half time Putt Putt. No, not fun..."
haha..
yours weren't that bad.
they could be postable.
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BEST.TEXT.EVER. From my bro last night - referring to a teacher from our primary school who is a grandma. lol.
Yori yori at 1 x
horny ?
Also, listening the hell out of the avalanches.
from my drunken cousin on FB last night:
''Thanks nyx! How are you, I spent my birthday at an apartment inspection and then we went to chapel st which has a 2nd hand bookstore, there were many cats inside, yes cats, and they were alive and one liked me :)''
sybers.
i reckon they suck.
coppers wanted to know why i was beating the missus, told them i think it's a reach and weight advantage.
From my father:
Dad: I'll also claim erection problems and get a bigger desk.
Me: Desk or dick?
Dad: D.E.S.K. More space for my Rod Russell love muscle.
I'm beginning to understand why I'm so fucked up.
''I'll look tomoz we were at Steph's for tea and no we don't do wheel chairs xxxxx''
''No''
Guess who.
Unknown Number: ''Hahaha! im watchin a big german st bernard do a whippet on a main rd! Ahh.. The things we take for granted.''
Me: ''..... Jonny?''
Unknown Number: ''No, this is slavin' t.bone deck the 3rd. I think I might have the wrong number.
Me: ''Sorry bro, happy dog watching''
Unknown Number: ''No Problemoooo! I'll eventually move on from dogs to the vast workings of door hinges. T.bone
This opening bracket ( inadequately expresses my sadness when paired with a colon :(
I'm still at work and I'm a bit worried about what I'm going to come home to..
''dont eat the banana cake its for tomorrow with sally''
''moon or smell?''
grrrr
grrrr
grrrr
I'm HeilKitty
grrrr
did you send that to yourself, or is someone impersonating you, heilkitty?
''omg ther iz a ben lee doco ghey as bro''