tell them it's lupus. kids can be so cruel.

I thought he was visited by aliens in his sleep? That's what he used to tell people in interviews, the cheeky scamp.

So many theories. Who holds the key to this mystery?

The singer in Opeth?

coworker2 sounds like he or she is pretty close to the singer in opeth.
maybe they could ask the opeth singer which tribe seal belongs to.

Isn't Seal a Londoner?

Tell then to stop being so fuckin' racist!!!

Rekindling the flame required a radical return to Seal's roots. "I'd been living in Los Angeles for twelve years," he continues, "and the first thing I did was to move back to London where I got started." According to this Paddington born native of Nigerian and Brazilian ancestry, "there's a certain grit to that city, an energy and immediacy that had inspired me from the beginning. It wasn't as if I was trying to recapture anything. I just wanted to make the connection to a place that had always served me well." This included ongoing collaborations with songwriters including Alan Griffiths and Mark Batson, co-credited on Seal. But what really set the wheels in motion was Seal's reunion with long-time production partner Trevor Horn, the man behind the boards for such career highlights as the multi-platinum 1994 album with its Grammy winning smash hit "Kiss From A Rose."

Seal has distinctive scars under his eyes, left by a skin ailment called discoid lupus (which makes the immune system hyperactive and attacks normal tissue) when he was young.

Isn't Seal a Londoner?

Yes. His guitarist and drummer were regulars in the pub I worked at. His drummer said I was a good drummer when I was desk drumming to Elton John's 'I'm Still Standing'.

Poor Seal.

Hahahaha. Desk Drumming.

Do girls in cafes stop and listen and start dancing to your mad phat beats, Fya?

i wonder what the singer from opeth is saying in that photo.

You're a man of many talents, Peli.

I'm not too sure about the "poor Seal" call, LP. The man serves as an inspiration to Lupus inflicted kids all over the world. They too can grow up to be hugely successful buck naked oily pop-soul singers and marry super models....onya Sealman.

But the kids don't know about the Lupus...they think it's tribal scarring.

He isn't really doing anything to raise awareness about it. He could've appeared on an ad or two.

Opeth = Nerds...so he is probably saying something nerdy.

Do you reckon Lupus could go in the new kids names thread?

Sounds like some poor bogan kid's name.

I call a dude I work with Loopis.

He doesn't like it.

I call another bloke Prawn.

He really doesn't like that.

Opeth are nerds eh? Makes sense the girl in physics is into them then.

My mate tried to get me into their cover of Celtic Frosts...whatever the fuck it was.

But seriously. Don't you get over this shit past the age of twenty?

Opeth = Nerds...so he is probably saying something nerdy.

"Get ready to rock Bournemouth! The next opus is called Into The Mire Of Transgressed Crop Circles!!"

"Opeth = Nerds...so he is probably saying something nerdy."

i don't know what opeth sound like, but they look like a christian metal band.
only christian metal bands need to give the horns with both hands.
it's like they're secretly ashamed of jesus or something.

''i sound like a broken down record''

Support desk playing this song. Blast from the past!

''it's like Harold & Kumar....nah, that's not them...... you know who I mean, those guys that did that thing?''

I am still puzzled.

A: Harry Kewell. Tomorrow night.
B: I've got a song about his father; Daddy Kewell.
C: I've got a song about his pet; Kewell for Cats
Me: I've got a song for the two of you; it's called ''SHUT THE FUCK UP!''

Why did you ruin their awesome puns, idiot?

Company CFO: You're too young to know about The Alan Parsons Project!!
Me: And yet, some how I do.

Good times.

(Co-worker who lived in California and old Freemason member dude talking about driving in freeway in the US)

Co-worker: So I guess you must be driving a BMW then!
Old dude : I'm Jewish! Why could I drive a German car?

P.S.: Freemason dude works as a entry level call centre worker after he retired from his real career.

co-worker 1 to co-worker 2: Shit I just got charged eight fifty for a beer
co-worker 2: Eight fifty? What sort of beer was it?
co-worker 1: Asahi
co-worker 2: That will teach you for drinking Asahi
co-worker 1: Yeah but 8:50, shit I can get four Pure Blondes for that

When was the last time you went to a discothèque bar Old Man Whinger? Shit, ok $8.50 ain't cheap but what do you expect?

You should have told him he could get about 6 Toohey's Red for that price.

Or two bottles of passion pop!

''What the fuck are you crying for you fucking dickhead?!''

Guy on the phone to his pregnant girlfriend at work. Top bloke.

Dude 1: ''Tangles'' - nickname for a bloke with really big balls.
Dude 2: ''Put 'em away, Tangles''.

''people listen to some fucked up radio stations! That fucken 106.7 gospel shit. Did you know there is an actual gay station! Like a fucken gay station! Even that fucken triple j has some fucken gays''

It was me who changed the radio station in the work car. Suckers.

''And on the 5th day of Christmas, I killed him.'' - My boss, referring to the never-shuts-ups guy who sits in the section next to us (and even if this guy manages to stop talking, he's still whistling, table-drumming, being a general nuisance).

My boss is ace. I hope he does it.

left wing guy, to me: ''Unbelievable that the Herald's run a story painting that occupy Melbourne guy out to be some sort of worthless freeloading bum for receiving peer-awarded, highly contested art grants. OUtrageous! Artists are not criminals! They work harder than most blah blha, how ridiculous, not up to illiterate bogan readership to decide what's artistically valid, motherfuckers etc''

Condescending know it all mumsy type, interrupting:''Sometimes, a newspaper will try to make somebody look bad when they disagree with what they have to say''

NO FUCKEN SHIT!

Racist chick: did you donate? (To Children Hospital)

Old stinky sandwich munching/women hating/chair soiling co-worker: (in an angry voice). I HAVE ENOUGH CANCER IN MY FAMILY! I DON'T NEED TO DONATE!

her: ''i had a weird dream the other night i don't even remember what happened but it was really bizarre''
me: ''good story''

lololololol enchanting

''Have you ever been pig shooting?''
''What, gone on a pork hunt?''

uncontrollable laughter and blank stares

yoghurt said about 1 month ago:
''What the fuck are you crying for you fucking dickhead?!''
Guy on the phone to his pregnant girlfriend at work. Top bloke.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, but that's fucking funny. Just the quote. The two fucks just got to me. I don't care if she's pregnant. It's not like she's dying. Pregnancy is a blessing. He shouldn't be talking to any woman like that, but he sure is well spoken.