*no one wants to hear what you dreamt about *
unless you dreamt about them

I want to hear about other peoples weird dreams.

Okay... this was really weird for me...

Last night I dreamt I met blake3030 through myspace. I've never met blake3030 and have no reason to be having dreams about him, but he wasn't very nice and I said to him 'You're not as cute as I thought you'd be'. Then I remember wondering if PaulsGrandfather was going to get mad at me.

Sorry blake... I have absolutely no idea whatsoever how you got into my dreams last night, and you always seem quite cool and have excellent taste in music.

I think I need to stop hanging round computers so much, it's freaking me out.

You should try nicotine patches. Best dreams ever.

Okay okay, so i had a pretty hard weekend, so my brain wasn't too happy with me, and i really shouldn't have watched Ju-on in my state. I had a bit of scary girl syndrome in my dreams for a few nights whilst overheating/dehydrating in my sleep. I also had an awesome vivid nightmare where i thought i got out of bed on sunday night and walked down king street, then it all went to shit.

When does it not all go to shit when you walk down King street?

The dream involved a large scale blackout, the townie was closed, which made sense, because it was past midnight on a sunday, which added to the realism. Then my legs gave way near that crossing that has the right hand green arrow near egg, and i fell onto the road. I had to use my fingernails to drag myself to the kerb so that i wouldn't get run over, and as it was pitch black i could just barely make out creepy silhouettes just roaming all over the streets.

Make yourself comfortable on the leather couch my friends and talk you little hearts out.

yes i know nobody gives a cunt. but
but last night i dreamt that kate moss told me that the girl i kind of have a crush on is not me and we should stick to being friends.

horse had a strange dream about me. i have asked him not to do this again.

last night a mate nodded off infront of the telly and thought he dreamt of sanitary napkins
and i quote: shittest ad ever
meanwhile another mate and i were enjoying frida and parts of rage.

i should have written end quote after "shittest ad ever"... end quote...

Two nights ago, I had a dream that all the people I'm currently working with were being horrible to me. I woke up bawling my eyes out. Just for the record, in real life they're all the nicest people you'll meet and they'd never be mean to anyone.

Last night, I dreamt I was buying a couple of things from an op shop, and hughsie was working at the op shop so he gave the stuff to me for free. Until I spotted some books and little figurines on Lost in Space, he refused to give them to me for free because he wanted them for himself.

Last night I dreamt that Buffytufnel and bean were selling me speed on blotters shaped like letters of the alphabet , they were selling them in "name" lots so I decided it was time to employ my real, much longer name but they wouldn't believe it was actually my name.

They did take my dirty pots and pans from me though and said that they would post them to me once they were clean. Thanks dudes.

Then I went for a swim in a small, very slimy pool.

The end.

had a dream the other night i was back in new york and i heard this strange wind/straining metal sound above me and we looked up and a small skyscraper was being cranelifted across the city.. just hanging in the sky. then, with a slow and tortured swing, it began to fall into the city, dragging down the crane and half the fucking skyline then fell apart... then i get to fight crazy marauders in the subway to get out of the city and into the hills... some dude tried to sell me a hotdog as well.

i had a leso sex dream the other night. it was pretty hott.

i had a horrible dream where my cat's tail was cut off half way. i woke up, checked his tail and went back to sleep.

Last night I dreamt I met blake3030 through myspace. I've never met blake3030 and have no reason to be having dreams about him, but he wasn't very nice and I said to him 'You're not as cute as I thought you'd be'. Then I remember wondering if PaulsGrandfather was going to get mad at me.

Sorry blake... I have absolutely no idea whatsoever how you got into my dreams last night, and you always seem quite cool and have excellent taste in music.

Haha, I missed this!

I dreamt that I had to kill my cat so that I could get to her baseball card collection. That's right, the cat's baseball card collection! Fucked.

I had dreams about watching all these porn movies last night. Oh dear.

I often dream about 5 or 6 times in a night. The most recent recurring theme is not being able to open my eyes or see. I used to dream a lot about teeth but I think I've chilled out a bit in the last few months so the teeth are no longer relevant.
Most recently I've been forgetting my dreams and then experiencing gobs of dejavu - by which I think I dreamt the situation but forgot it. Its so weird.

Last night/this morning, I dreamed that I was hanging out with Metallica. They were playing at a small venue and I was front row. Then James Hetfeild, came and shook everyones hand and we shared a connection, he wouldn't let go. He had a crush on me.

Then I got woken up by my phone. DAMN YOU PHONE!

I don't even own any Metallica!

I keep having work related dreams, where I'm meant to be somewhere but I'm not, I'm running ridiculously late, I'm frantically searching for a location... Every night this week. I keep waking in fright at 3,4,5 am... Fun stuff. I should really learn to manage my stress, I always have nightmares when I'm stressed...

anyone ever had sleep paralysis?

I had an m&n dream where an entire thread was devoted to bagging me out for reading The Da Vinci Code.

The Da Vinci Code sux dick, I know! But I can't start a book without finishing it & I only started reading it in the first place because I was on a 12 hour long road trip & finished reading the only other book I had with me.

LTA. Yes! Terrifying.

I scared the shit out of my flatmates by screaming and trying to wake myself up at the end of it.

The whole story is long and complicated, but it is truley horrific to experience.

I've had sleep paralysis too, a couple of times. Yuck.

Can't be worse than waking up during surgery, though. The stuff of nightmares.

I had a dream last week where I was getting really upset about homeless people and people with no families.

My subconscious has a social conscience.

I had a dream last night that I was reunited with an old friend from school, who is a school teacher and she was giving me a hug and we were agreeing that something about life wasn't right or fair in some way.

Your dreams are all too sensible. More metallics and giant bunnies.

I first had sleep paralysis somewhere in my mid-teens. I had no idea what it was but it scared the living shit out of me. it was evil. Luckily the first person I told about it was my brothers friend and he told me exactly what it was.

Like most people, I thought it was a poltergeist or some creepy shit happening but never did I see aliens or ghosts like many report seeing. I just remember seeing myself in bed paralysed.

This morning I had a dream that I was in a relationship with Leo Sayer.

I had a fucking weird and scary dream last night involving my family, cars that don't have working brakes, dead babies coming back to life, a possessed cat and a mysterious disease from Burma. Bleh.

This morning I had a dream that I was in a relationship with Leo Sayer.

I am doubling up with laughter here Coz! Gold.

I had a good giggle about it when I woke up too.

Last night I had a dream that involved me trying to do a beer bong for the first time and also playing bass for a band that was apparently two cellos and a bass. And there were lots of trams in this dream as well. :-/

I had to pick myself out of a massive police line up.

I had a funny dream last night that involved such and such a chat, but I can't remember it now. Darn. It was a good one!

A girl, an ice rink, some running, she berated me for looking geeky. But then my dream had some time travel thing where we jumped from 3am to 7am.

I had to move a wheelchair from point a to point b. Which involve going thru some church group meeting in a town hall setting. I felt so guilty bumping into people and making them jump out of the way for the wheelchair boy, that I got up pushed the empty chair instead. No one saw and screamed ''he can walk!''