juicenewton* said about 5 years ago or at 5:46PM on Wednesday, September 6 2006 in stupidity
are they blonde, tall and posh?
a flaming haired bossy boots?
a skinny pale smartarse?
brown skinned, big canned, and quiet?
spill.........
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are they blonde, tall and posh?
a flaming haired bossy boots?
a skinny pale smartarse?
brown skinned, big canned, and quiet?
spill.........
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As long as they are breathing s'ok with her.
ilovegirls doesn't appear to have a type. he just loves girls. no discrimination.
i reckon you should go first, juice.
Hot chicks.
Especially hot bitches in holdens.
comic sans
Alright, but I might get into trouble
- I may as well go first: tall, brown/ black hair, silly, Sideburns compulsary.
- yourlover: petite 'petty' girls (think kate moss) with a very sharp brain, who wont take any of his shit. Blondes preferred but not essential.
Daryl Sommers
double amputees.
preferably deaf.
Asian's preferred, although not compulsory
kevin arnold
over 60
must be in at least one ABC/BBC drama currently on sunday night
must have appeared as a guest on parky in the last month
must have played queen elizabeth the 1st at least once in a feature film.
licks screen
my mum was talking about my brother's type once. he had 3 girlfriends in a row that looked very similar. she said 'he seems to have a very definite type doesn't he, dark hair, olive complexions...tiny, he likes tiny girls...yes. as for you september, you don't seem to have a type at all, you'll go out with pretty well anyone.'
she's wrong though, i have a definite type. i should go into a cop shop and get them to set up a police identikit thingy for me. yes i was robbed by this guy with blue eyes and he looked a bit like jesus, get all your best men on it. thanks in advance.
hhmmmm.... a blue eyed jesus type.
I think you are attracted to bare feet after all septie!
Looked like jesus...hey, a guy with no shoes bought you a seasame bar! What are you waiting for? GO GET THAT JESUS COCK!
jewish chicks
i know my bff's type from a mile away: nerdy indie virgins. seriously. she would have a field day on here, good thing she's engaged now.
badalex
I really feel this thread has much more to give.
it took me ages to realise i was a "type". took me less time to realise i had a type
pity they're all grumpy bastards like my dad
everyone keeps telling me my boyfriends have a type and apparently i'm it.
fuck you, you insulting cunts.
i'm not a type.
Ha ha, Loadie thinks she's not a type.
oh yeah smartypants?
fucken give me a ten point summary then.
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Breathing optional.
Go on do it little rach!!!! go on...pulease!!!!
Oh, I forgot.
I've outsmarted you before. You can't be all that smart.
bullshit.
on the other hand, i've made you cry.
no gobetween, so far what i've contributed to this thread is fairly innocuous. i don't want to get too personal. i'm not having a good day
okay :) fair enough, hope you feel better soon!
i tend to have physical crushes on skinny (can even veer to lanky), younger looking boys, mostly with blonde hair but light brown is doable.
some of them are downright stupid and only worthy of a pash though.
when I worked at RNSH I got to wonder around all day, there were lots of gotting looking women who worked at RNSH.
whats a gotting looking woman?
Mmmmm. Familiar?
cannae see it cap'tn.
I really don't know what a gotting looking woman is... somehow i confused myself.
hahaha, I just read what nishiki wrote... she has me down to the letter. I have no idea what her 'type' is.. she likes musicians and shy boys with lots of money I think... or just intelligent boys into good music and decent clubs.
All you need to win my heart are black skinny jeans, indie haircut and a sense of humour..in no particular order
I think my type is dark haired with brown eyes, mildly intelligent but id like to be smarter then him so he cant be that clever :) Liking similar things as me so like good indie music, I found someone recently online but waiting on him calling me back. The dating 'game' has started!
so subtle
wow that's some pretty good astoturfing there.
Hey Saralise, I'm your type!
Unfortunately, you're not mine, because you obviously think your ad was subtle...
The thread disgusts me.
This thread is not very controversial.
I'll give you controversial.