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juicenewton*  said about 5 years ago  or at  5:46PM on Wednesday, September 6 2006 in stupidity

are they blonde, tall and posh?
a flaming haired bossy boots?
a skinny pale smartarse?
brown skinned, big canned, and quiet?

spill.........


mrsdevere  said about 5 years ago:

As long as they are breathing s'ok with her.


september  said about 5 years ago:

ilovegirls doesn't appear to have a type. he just loves girls. no discrimination.


september  said about 5 years ago:

i reckon you should go first, juice.


BADALEX  said about 5 years ago:

Hot chicks.

Especially hot bitches in holdens.


goldfoot  said about 5 years ago:

comic sans


juicenewton*  said about 5 years ago:

Alright, but I might get into trouble
- I may as well go first: tall, brown/ black hair, silly, Sideburns compulsary.
- yourlover: petite 'petty' girls (think kate moss) with a very sharp brain, who wont take any of his shit. Blondes preferred but not essential.


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

Daryl Sommers

  • double amputees.

  • preferably deaf.

  • Asian's preferred, although not compulsory


juicenewton*  said about 5 years ago:

kevin arnold

  • over 60

    • english
  • must be in at least one ABC/BBC drama currently on sunday night

  • must have appeared as a guest on parky in the last month

  • must have played queen elizabeth the 1st at least once in a feature film.


KevinArnold  said about 5 years ago:

licks screen


september  said about 5 years ago:

my mum was talking about my brother's type once. he had 3 girlfriends in a row that looked very similar. she said 'he seems to have a very definite type doesn't he, dark hair, olive complexions...tiny, he likes tiny girls...yes. as for you september, you don't seem to have a type at all, you'll go out with pretty well anyone.'

she's wrong though, i have a definite type. i should go into a cop shop and get them to set up a police identikit thingy for me. yes i was robbed by this guy with blue eyes and he looked a bit like jesus, get all your best men on it. thanks in advance.


juicenewton*  said about 5 years ago:

hhmmmm.... a blue eyed jesus type.
I think you are attracted to bare feet after all septie!


BADALEX  said about 5 years ago:

Looked like jesus...hey, a guy with no shoes bought you a seasame bar! What are you waiting for? GO GET THAT JESUS COCK!


seamonkeydisco  said about 5 years ago:

jewish chicks


nishiki  said about 5 years ago:

i know my bff's type from a mile away: nerdy indie virgins. seriously. she would have a field day on here, good thing she's engaged now.


PelicanGod0fJupiter  said about 5 years ago:

badalex


juicenewton*  said about 5 years ago:

I really feel this thread has much more to give.


littlearch  said about 5 years ago:

it took me ages to realise i was a "type". took me less time to realise i had a type

pity they're all grumpy bastards like my dad


LoadMyRig  said about 5 years ago:

everyone keeps telling me my boyfriends have a type and apparently i'm it.

fuck you, you insulting cunts.

i'm not a type.


Lorenzo St Dubois  said about 5 years ago:

Ha ha, Loadie thinks she's not a type.


LoadMyRig  said about 5 years ago:

oh yeah smartypants?

fucken give me a ten point summary then.


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Inactivist  said about 5 years ago:

Breathing optional.


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

Go on do it little rach!!!! go on...pulease!!!!


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

Oh, I forgot.

  • short arses only need apply

LoadMyRig  said about 5 years ago:

I've outsmarted you before. You can't be all that smart.

bullshit.

on the other hand, i've made you cry.


littlearch  said about 5 years ago:

no gobetween, so far what i've contributed to this thread is fairly innocuous. i don't want to get too personal. i'm not having a good day


gobetween  said about 5 years ago:

okay :) fair enough, hope you feel better soon!


de.foxus  said about 5 years ago:

i tend to have physical crushes on skinny (can even veer to lanky), younger looking boys, mostly with blonde hair but light brown is doable.

some of them are downright stupid and only worthy of a pash though.


luke  said about 5 years ago:

when I worked at RNSH I got to wonder around all day, there were lots of gotting looking women who worked at RNSH.


The_Suits  said about 5 years ago:

whats a gotting looking woman?


HEB  said about 5 years ago:

The_Suits  said about 5 years ago:

cannae see it cap'tn.


luke  said about 5 years ago:

I really don't know what a gotting looking woman is... somehow i confused myself.


Peaches  said about 5 years ago:

hahaha, I just read what nishiki wrote... she has me down to the letter. I have no idea what her 'type' is.. she likes musicians and shy boys with lots of money I think... or just intelligent boys into good music and decent clubs.

All you need to win my heart are black skinny jeans, indie haircut and a sense of humour..in no particular order


saralise  said about 1 year ago:

I think my type is dark haired with brown eyes, mildly intelligent but id like to be smarter then him so he cant be that clever :) Liking similar things as me so like good indie music, I found someone recently online but waiting on him calling me back. The dating 'game' has started!


goldbuttons  said about 1 year ago:

so subtle


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

wow that's some pretty good astoturfing there.


Tim_Marben  said about 1 year ago:

Hey Saralise, I'm your type!

Unfortunately, you're not mine, because you obviously think your ad was subtle...


juicenewton*  said about 1 year ago:

The thread disgusts me.


toadphoney  said about 1 year ago:

This thread is not very controversial.


juicenewton*  said about 1 year ago:

I'll give you controversial.


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