Thanks to the Sea & Cake for touring - Friday night's gonna be awesome!

thanks nab for giving me lots of money and not asking for it back straight away

thank you to peaches, ladyinred and mexicans for the most awesome sunday night in memory.

We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much

Thank-you to the person who just sent me this -

There once was a girl who really had nothing to complain about in her life, but sometimes she couldn't help but dwell on the bad things to pass the time of day. A giant Unicorn named Eric came down from the sky one afternoon and gave her a magical crown which stopped all the bad thoughts, and from that day on she realised that life was wonderful and she would be a princess forever!

Yeah, stop moaning ya moll! Now give Eric that well deserved horn job.

Hahahaha!! Funnily enough, I DID ask if Eric had a large horn...

thank you very much just for doing the dishes...thank you very much thank you very very very much...blah blah blah

Dear Nipps

thanks for the cheer up and convo last night.

yr the dag of dags.

''Dishes'' and ''Misses'' is a killer rhyme

Awwww!! Thanks KillerKitty! You need to hurry up and buy a new phone! Who else is gonna send me funny text messages when I'm at work?!