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most popular girl name for a baby these days is MIA.
Every baby girl so far I've heard of is a Mia.

saramia bogania

Yep, Mia and Ruby.

At least Mia will be easy for the kids to spell when they evetually learn to write from their Play N' Learn console at the age of ten.

true about Mia - there were 2 outta 6 babies named Mia on the newborns page in the local Melton paper the other week.

cunt face

at least Mia isn't a bad name, using as many redundant syllables as possible in order that the kid be 'really originoool and individuooooooool'.

Meeiyah

Shiloh

coolmonejunior

All the Mia's can grow up, ask everybody to pronounce it M-I-A and pretend to be a acronym toting rapper.

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

Tyronefiddyjermemiahraddude.

now there's a bogan name with rool class.

mercedes and michaela/mikayla, maaaate.

from wiki:

"The basic idea of this aspect of the stereotype is that the bogan attempts to imitate desirable characteristics of 'normal', wealthier people and fails due to their own ignorance. For example: giving their children supposedly 'classy' but actually ridiculous non-standard names such as Dakota, McKenzie or Mercedes."

ha!

a few friends and I once had a bet as to whether we could convince some bogan to name their kid Candiadasis. the pool's still not been claimed ...

I would bet yes on that one, fer real. Like Veruca in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but better.

Starscream

FUCK YA!

Talan. Hayzen.

''woolfat said 3 days ago:

my sister named her baby son the same name as a town my friend grew up in''

(Frankston, shortened to Frank, not too bad, Dandenong, shortened to Dan, not bad at all, Maribyrnong, shortened to Mari, quite civilized really... Bonnie Doon... Richmond... Mitcham... Heatherdale... Glenroy... Carlton... all too decent!)

so...

Iron Knob, get over 'ere (for the South Australians)
Cockburn, get over 'ere (for the Western Australians)
Whakatane, get over 'ere (for the Kiwis)
Bouganville, get over 'ere! (for the New Guineans)
Phuket, get over 'ere (for the Thailandians)
Intercourse, Pennsylvania, get over 'ere (for the Americans)
Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä, get back 'ere and stop hitting your sister (for the Finlandians)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, get over 'ere, boyo (for the Welsh)

(Wank and Fucking are both legitimate places in Austria, but unlike all the above I doubt your sister has been there. Too cold.)

New Zealand sees no Justice in quirky baby names - Name among those most commonly refused by registrars in the past 10 years along with Lucifer, King, Princess and Prince

I spent Christmas with a pair of youngsters named Decoder and Pyper.

DECODER!

samurai

(white parents from the suburb)

DECODER!

You sure that's the spelling? I mean, I hope so, but it could so easily be the usual Aussie pronunciation of Dakota.

Please let his middle name be ''Ring''

Generic middle Australian bogan rag at work had a ''real life story'' about an ''Xzaveair'' and a ''Tashj''

Their older sibling was named ''Jordan''. All three were autistic, or as I alternatively posit, have retreated inwardly into an psychotic identity crisis sparked off by the inability to spell their own names.

Is it wrong to name my fictional daughter (Agent) 99? I like a name with numerals.

Maybe - any time she ever has an idea people will say ''Good thinking''.

I love that! But yeah, she'd be so sick of it. Good thinking 99! Maybe she'll adapt to speak of only bad ideas.

in my local paper this week there is baby Kaylum...sibling to Angel, Shayden and Keegan.

what a family, best names ever.

last week there was a baby named Anakin.

the Melton folk never disappoint on the newborns page.

steveholt said about 1 year ago:
Friend who works in Paediatrics ward of a big hospital came across a kid named 'La-La' pronounced 'La-dash-la'.

I've taught a girl with that name. I couldn't believe it.

Parents stoners watching Tellytubbies with the sound down but subtitles up? (For you young'uns, think In The Night Garden.)

was at playground and met some perfecty normal children with names like Caitlin, Emily, Evelyn and Eleanor. I couldn't believe it!

Hey! They sound alright.

i know! that's what was so weird!

eucalyptus said: steveholt said about 1 year ago: Friend who works in Paediatrics ward of a big hospital came across a kid named 'La-La' pronounced 'La-dash-la'. I've taught a girl with that name. I couldn't believe it.

4realz? I heard about this name at work.