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This thread is even lamer.
nony, while i floundered around wondering whether to start this thread, you just went and did it. thread is just breaming with possibilities.
thats what you get for being a pike-r
breaming
Photoshopped.
i think this thread has established that molly and atiba just isn't in tuna with the ways of M&N.
I'm in tune with the EA forum more.
probably needs some schooling
Stop baiting each other.
i guess we should, its really krill and unusual behaviour.
ed, i'm just a prawn in nony's game.
Cut the carp, then.
c'mon, everyones having a whale of a time, the porpoise is clear.
What was that ed? I'm having trouble herring what you're saying.
Floundering now...
Salmon's already done the floundering pun ed.
it could use a kelping hand.
i was gonna diss this thread - saying it was scaling new heights of lameness - but then i'm just as gillty as anyone else
All in all, nony, this thread is going quite swimmingly.
Yeah, I'm hooked.
you're all adoryble... it's the sole reason i log in
you're all whaling on the puns today
Some of the puns have been a little flakey
Can't doubt the mussel of this thread. I thought the fin-ish had come.
the hills are alive with the flounder music
nightwatchmen: best not to fin about it and just keep gropering
Really scaling the heights this afternoon.
Surely I'm not ab-alone in thinking this thread needs a battering.
all i hear around this place sometimes is brine brine brine, me me me.
To them I say: skate up or ship out.
just tell em to clam up anon
sheesh, with friends like you guys, who needs anemones?
Will salmon please stop all these puns?!
someones gotten all crabby.
stop being shellfish, peaches - we like to pun.
I get the feeling you're just fishing for compliments though..
overreacting just a tadpole aren't we??
listen mollusc unts who love to pun are just gonna keep on doin' it, orright? i'm urchin to pun, and you can't stop me!
you don't have to sharkle yourself to punning though, although it would probably be best if you don't like it to cod off
ohyeah you should have seen some of the puns that got away
but we haven't even been that hard coral day - it's just picked up recently.
if you reely reely want to piss someone off you just need to need to harp-oon about badalex these days
By hook or by crook, whale come up with some more puns!
yeah, that would be a major gaff.
i was sinking this time i'd come come up with something about netting the bigger returns in japan, but, nothing hammeredinmyhead
ah fuck it that sealed it, i broke the fred
you must be gutted ohyeah...
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