my boss just berated me in between barking orders for a full minute and i sat there and took it while nodding my head furiously (from side to side, not up and down. i think i said 'yes...yes...yes' about 20 times too.
are you anyone's yes man? is that sentence sexist? i suppose it is.
i am a few people's yes but only if it suits me woman as well.

yes
I can't imagine this.
rub the undersides of my feet goalattack.
yes.
no. I mean... yes.
m'aam
i was, now i just say.. " ahuh" and furrow my brow.
I'll send you an email to cheer you up.
only when dirty sex is involved.
fuck that shit, no cunt tells me what to do
no. except for the boss.
who is me.
i could say that i'm my wife's yes man, but that would imply a power imbalance in our relationship, which, of course, does not exist. obviously i play an equal part in all decisions and any input i give is provided out of the desire to contribute, rather than the desire not to get in big trouble for doing or saying the wrong thing. i'm definitely not scared of doing that.
same here daryl... except i don't have a wife.
"DarylSomers said something about 2 months ago, then banned, now irrelevant ... Moving along. "
"HaroldHolt said 3 minutes ago same here daryl... except i don't have a wife."
Okay - How can HaroldHolt read and reply to something that was said 2months ago by a banned user?
I don't get it
Pop down to the store and pick me up a packet of Superking dark blues wipey.
Chop chop.
Nah. Fuck that. The only thing I tend to say yes to is the pub.
crack - you've got daryl on dickhead - he's not banned.
whay anyone whould be daryl on dickhead is beyond me.
wgtc, you're silly. i can read it as plain as day.
he said:
DarylSomers said about 2 months ago
i could say that i'm my wife's yes man, but that would imply a power imbalance in our relationship, which, of course, does not exist. obviously i play an equal part in all decisions and any input i give is provided out of the desire to contribute, rather than the desire not to get in big trouble for doing or saying the wrong thing. i'm definitely not scared of doing that.
The only thing I tend to say yes to is the pub.
and wipey mouth. Do this.
thanks lady loady!
jesus what was that???
i meant
why anynoe would have daryl on dickhead is beyond me.
only if the sex is really good.
Seriously that sounds like bullying September.
Everybody loves to bully september. Hell, she likes it.
"Get me my fried fucking chicken!" off she scurries!
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freaksandgeeks said 6 minutes ago
only if the sex is really good.
Seriously that sounds like bullying September.
when did she say that?
i forgot about that...
i did dickhead him. some particular line of his humour was giving me a pain.
i might undickhead him...
daryl's a self-confessed cunt, you were right to dickhead him.
I never got it when people say they 'nodded' but it was from side to side. Surely thats a shake of the head?
I'm a masssive yes man.
I'm the "bitch" at work and have been referred to as such.
Unless you meant "side to side" as in an Indian head gesture, in which case that would be the right way to condescendingly give a "yes" to an overbearing boss.
Benji said 3 minutes ago I never got it when people say they 'nodded' but it was from side to side. Surely thats a shake of the head?
i nodded up and down, benji. not side to side as i mentioned. it was an honest mistake. i was confused, probably from the nodding and the lecture.