I'm not one for parodies, but here's an exception.
Nothing has gone right.
I now need to find more employment urgently, rather than being able to do it at my leisure with no particular financial strain.
I'm ill.
The housemate's friends have used all the dishes, left trash in the garden and even broke a chair. I'm expected to clean it up because I'm the one not out at work all day. I'm the one at home caring for housemate's attention-craving kitten and standing around for hours helping the plumber. Oh, and working to deadlines at home. Doesn't count, see.
And to top it off, my mother can still make me cry. This is the first time she's hung up on me, though.
Can't be arsed checking grammar, spelling, syntax.
The language can get fucked.
the bastards put my rent up AGAIN... I hear you ,Sister.
Sorry to hear that, m'lady.
Aww, that sucks annehelena. My day was shit, too. My boss called in sick AGAIN, my co-worker is working in Brissy for the week, so I was there by myself and clients kept pissing me off with their incessant questioning and I'm overwhelmed by our rubbish new computer system which is more over-complicated and overblown than Young Modern and the only person near my desk talks and talks and talks and talks and talks, etc.
Anyone care to offer me employment? I'm good at stuff.
That just made me smile.
Sorry to hear all this, ladies. I hope this makes you smile too.
at least you're not disabled or in a coma.
I'm pretty fucken ill, you cunt.
how ill out of 10?
Is this too serious for a good old-fashioned ''fuck up sook''?
It could kill me when I'm older. Fuck off.
Er, that was to Jose.
S'OKAY PEOPLE - we's are happy coz we's not got teh cancer. Thanks Jose.
You can tell me to ''fuck off'' too if you'd like.
I just thought it'd been a while since I'd seen a ''fuck up sook''.
Hope you wake up to an awesome world in the morning, anne.
i'm just trying to put things in perspective.
(and obviously not helping)
Do We Know It's Christmas?
I hate today because I got barely any sleep and what sleep I did get was disturbed by a dream of an air strike on Melbourne. And then when I got to work, my boss questioned my time sheet... because I had worked till 9pm last week. Trust me, if I had the option to go home earlier, I would have.
I hate today because I have to do some work after 3 weeks of holiday :(
sorry you're ill anne!
Hope things start looking up for you, Anne.
Another day where my boss / co-worker is out of town. And this person has been calling me non-stop. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
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mcgauz is so cute when he's mad... well, the mental image of flour throwing isn't a particularly harsh one.
well... it's a friend I love... but she's still fucking impossible to deal with at times... and I'm not gonna do anything too harsh to her... though she does need a good slappin'
I'm thinking there'll be a food fight at work tomorrow. I'm taking a change of clothes.
can I come?
Sounds like hard work to me.
a. fricken bloody hillz/west/bosnjaks/whatever you want to call yerselves bus company pty ltd. no matter what the name, it's the same general level of service, ie shite.
No conclusive answer.
it'll get better.
I don't hate today, but someone mentioned to me that my last few posts in this thread gave them the impression that I was unexpectedly pregnant.
I'm not.
Carry on.
I hate today, so pass the torch and I'll carry it 'til tomorrow. Thanks.
we're less than 2 hours into it and I already hate today... I only hope that I get a little sleep before work to allow me some perspective on the rest of it.
Relax, don't worry 'bout it!
...my cat did two gross pink purée vomits on the back porch and I stupidly stepped in it. And I'm stressed like a fish in a bucket of bongwater!
...I am lovesick like I haven't been in years. My heart feels like it has become so heavy it has sunk into my stomach so it aches.
I hate today because it would have been my best friend's 18th birthday if he hadn't died of bowel cancer nearly a year ago.
i was going to say i hated today because it was too cold, but now i just feel like a whiner and a sook.
hang in there, verbs.
I'm thinking of you, 'Verb.
x
I'm in between parent teacher interviews....eughh!!
My day's been through varying degrees of shit since I woke up this morning. I'm so grumpy right now...
I hate today cause I got heaps busted for not turning up to this stupid work experience, which I did not realise had to be on a set date, and was about to call today. The guy who runs the practice is the world's BIGGEST douche and will surely tear me a new arsehole, and I have to write this stupid written explanation to the academic board in which I have to reveal that I do indeed fuck off from uni to go on tour and will probably get my other attendences investigated and fall head first into shit on this account. FUCK. This serves to increase the pressure to pull off stupidly high marks in the king of all fuckwitted FULL DAY EXAMS on Monday, and will probably fuck my scholarship application in the arse. Also, I'm hungover, and my mother wants to hang out and my band prac got moved to the completely fucked 9-12pm slot, and I have $24 til next monday. SHITBALLS. There has been a lot of good stuff to balance this out though!
Because I don't think I'm going to get a massage or get laid.
Darn.