Is that THE bodyjar? From Melbourne. Wow....

Dudes ans Dudettes, like YEAH. Crabsmasher is da shit! You pose - you lose! Crabsmasher keepin' it real!

it better be THE bodyjar. kids are paying $45 for that thing.

Crab Smasher are playing at Hamilton Station Hotel in Newcastle tonight with BRAIN RESIN + PIG MAN VAMPIRE + SONS OF BITCHES. As an extra special bonus incentive to attend, Nick Senger will be fulfilling contractual obligations as a part-time member of the band by performing with us(and getting our backs when the crusty punks in attendance try to crush our skulls for playing our arty noise wanker shit)

myspacker?

come back to melbourne, cunce!

maybe. melbourne treats us like princes! we're probably not touring again this year. working on getting the 7" finished, it's NEARLY done...probably taking a nap from shows after this month to work on side projects and finding girlfriends.

i thought this was going to be a thread about BADALEX.....

recmyurethra

nice to hear that a 7" is on the way.

show tonight at the civic hotel in Newcastle. cnr Hunter/Auckland st. with sass-princes THE LET GO!

Hey Mess And Noise.
Crab Smasher are playing in Canberra on Thursday March 29 @ TOAST NIGHTCLUB with DRILLBIT, BATFUCK, PAUL HESLIN and DEADBABYJOKE. We're launching our new cassette release DOOM+DOOM=OMG!!! which is out on trapdoor tapes.
Discuss.

Mmmmm DrillBit joy! He was great on that trip up of ours. Go and check out the metal night clubs and mock meat place that has full fake lobsters.. you love it!

Oh hey, Drillbit is coming to melbourne on April 20 i think. Dual album launch with Passenger of Shit. zowee.

Crab Smasher are playing in Brisbane this Sunday July 8 at Concrete Forest with Nigel Wright, Matthew Vale, and films by Dirk De Bruyn. Heaps Rad.

We have a new EP. It is called IMPOSSIBLE MONSTERS.
It has 8 songs. They are:
1.I am error
2.Killing with kindness
3.The moon rattled inside her
4.A sad day for everybody
5.Sekhmet
6.It took a drop of bloodd to break the witches spell
7.Ring out your great bells in victory
8.You don’t need to shout when the sun comes out

We're launching it this Saturday 29/9 at The Hamilton Station Hotel in Newcastle during (but not part of) THIS IS NOT ART. The band is going to be super extra massive too, out-of-town special guest weirdos!

If you don't want to come but you still want an EP, email ergonomicmelonballer@hotmail.com and we will sort you out. If you prefer free stuff, you can download A SAD DAY FOR EVERYBODY at our corporate sellout page @ http://www.triplejunearthed.com/CrabSmasher

PEACE

Crab Smasher are playing an unplugged/acoustic set this Sunday April 20 at The Grand Hotel in Wyong. Starts at 2pm. It may be a (free)train wreck?

Can't wait to see Crab Smasher again when I visit Newcastle in July. Happy excitement fun timez.

Any Sydney dates on the horizon? my Crabsmasher fix this morning is abating.

yeah, Crab Smasher needs to play Sydney again.

Looking forward to it!

great! come and say hello to us.

I think I've already met at least 2 Crab Smashers... The end of Fin year set was rather amazing by the way.

is that tonight or tomorrow night?

tonight, red rattler: http://www.redrattler.org/event/184/Melodies+++Penguins+++Alps+++Crab+Smasher

Crab Smasher are playing a free show next week on Friday July 30 at the Croatian Club in Newcastle, with Scissor Lock, Little A, and Lucia Draft. If you don't live in Newcastle, catch a train!

i'm catching a train!

catch it with me.

protect me from the central coast crazies.

I may take you up on that offer!

free show tonight at Loft Bar@UTS in Sydney! info HERE

ah fuck

We missed you Whale. Come to HOME tonight for

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sad day all round :[

pisstake or true?

same presser as silverchair huh?

Silverchair broke up?

enjoyed these dudes MUCH at the sando on friday

ps the above image is the surprisingly fruitful result of a google search typo

These dudes should swing their collective arses Mellbourne sway again.