oh yeah, our Full E.P is in the gmail tooo

bump before i sleep

sounds like every other uk band. only much much worse.

oh, and it's not always a good idea to listen to liars and then try and make a band.

you got your period or what miss?

I was thinking that florists have started calling people for orders, that'd be nice, I wouldn't be so keen to hang up on a teleflorist..

sounds like every other uk band. only much much worse.

name another UK band we sound like?

become a Fan of Teleflorists on Facefuck =]

herrrrr

hey dudes go listen to reverbs band. it's fucking going off!

you guys should all take Casiopias' advice and listen.

I tried to listen to youse guys last night but I've exceeded the fuck out of my d/load limit and couldn't load myspazz.

Teleflorists have one friend of facepoo. Poor Teleflorists.

yeah, and that's fucking me. =[

I was gonna friend 'em but wanted to listen first.

I don't want to lend my name to an inferior product (which I'm sure they're not but, y'know' I wanna check)

Oh I meant to comment in this thread ages ago. I listened and I liked. This band is good.

You should tour Australia. just saying.

hahaha.

We're not exactly the Minutemen when it comes to managing money.

Teleflorists have a video on their Myspace!!

and on the Youtubes!!!

bumpedy bump bump for people who would like to see our video of a new schlong

everyone go listen!

and then report back to me 'cause my connection's too fucked to load anything.

with the exception of Locky, everyone seems to be digging this

is happy

we just got ourselves banned from playing our local!

but, it was fucking worth it.

everything's broken

trashed stage, throwing mic stands at people

using my guitar as a bassballl bat with the mics

fuck it was good

you fucks should have been there

Kids these days.

Did you break your guitar Reverb?

only a string :D

the soundman was a complete cunt. in the worst sense of the word.

pushed my singer around, small man with a big fucking mouth.

it very nearly came to fisticuffs.

i broke a few pedals though. not sure which

Good work, good work. Especially after using it as a baseball bat. O_O

I love the word ''fisticuffs''

Sounds like an interesting evening.

it was an amazing evening.

trashed the stage, trashed our gear, got banned, fucked people off

SUCCESS!

H A L P!

it would be very lovely of you all to give us 5 stars on this so we can play isle of white festival!

LINKY

cheers in advance

Voted mate.

sorted, cheers!

bumpy for sunday morning peoples

thankyou!

This is the singer; the ep and a couple of live tracks are now available for creative commons download (its free but don't screw with it/us) from here : http://www.jamendo.com/album/23573?refuid=40862

fresh up.

Hello mate, fancy seeing you here!

Thought i'd join the fray like. D'ya reckon we should put that Jem Finer thing up here when i get round to it?

The first review...

reminiscent of a less messy swans, teleflorists' ''full'' carries all the sturm-und-dirge one would expect of new york noise. though with a greater focus on melody than is expected in the genre, teleflorists echo notes of the yeah yeah yeahs, shellac, and radiohead while managing to sound nothing like the aforementioned artists. dense, yet minimal. sparse, yet not without a complexity. not to mention a damn fine addition to anyone's collection.

Good times

They're nice words them.

The Shellac comparison just pushed our coolsie-o-meter up a few notches

So erm, we find out today if we'v got into the final for playing Isle of Wight Festival...

shakes

yeah, we didn't win, some indie-pop band did. meh.

we also got an email from a local venue asking us to stop requesting gigs as we are too noisy

i feel deified.

Cock it down a notch mate

Our first proper review!!!

Reading that the Teleflorists were “three good friends who share a mutual disdain for the epic amounts of blandness and unoriginality in music today”, it was evident the listen would be something a long way from mainstream. Various labels float about – ‘Post-Punk’, ‘Garage’, ‘Noise’,‘Post-All’ – but only the ears tell the truth.
Over five tracks, the three Glastonbury lads carve anauditory wasteland of their own, while marching sideby-side with their declared influences, the most obvious of which is Sonic Youth.

‘Our Trismos’ fires things up in filthy style, scratchy guitars painting a hypnotic canvass for the sparse, plaintive vocals to colour.Its minimalist aspirations pave the way for ‘PharmakonWells’, a virtually-one-note affair, that ups the ante,before collapsing under the weight of trashy drums and shrieking axes.‘Eight Lines’ dials up a more Radiohead vibe, with a delicate, falsetto vocal that’s charged down by a detached slide guitar lurking on the finish line.

The latter two numbers,‘(i) Irreverent’ and ‘Serial’ are live cuts, both ambient noise-fests built from openchord Hell, and ringing, spring reverbs.Teleflorists have made clear their agenda, a stoned mesmerism and rusty tonal depth that matters more than the traditional sense of structure or aesthetic appeal. And boy, does it clear the palate.

Where did that appear? Source!

In a local 'Zine the Shout

R.I.P

What happened? Sack your band because they were holding you back? Were they druggies? Did you want to explore a new musical direction?

Nah, we're all moving to different parts of the world.

damn good fun while it lasted though.

Is it just me, or does the vocal melody on one track sound exactly like RHCP? If intentionally so, awesome, it cracked me up.

hahahaha, i never noticed, What RHCP song?

I can't remember. But the song of yours is Serial.

:(

also, I don't know rhcp very well but i think the song serial sounds like is called 'zephyr'' - it goes ''fly away on a zephyr, we'll find a place togetheeeeer''.

it's also possible that there are five or so other rhcp songs with the exact same vocal melody, at least that's how I feel with every song of there's I've heard on the radio in the last ten years.

Thats the one ash! I just reckon its pretty awesome, with the dirgy guitars and shit, and then this RHCP-esque melody. Like what RHCP could be if they were good. :P

hahaha, fuck you're right.

cheers astral

I know I posted this in another thread.

BUT

Glenn Branca said we were fucking good.

i mean,

GLENN BRANCA

i miss my old band =[

Aaaah, Glenn Branca doesn't know one end of a guitar from another.

Proof:

bollocks

the man knows what he's doing