yeah - it's a nice man who glasses his girlfriend.

DUCK DUCK DUCK

Cock!

Assuming there's some truth to it -- what a fuckhead.

And just fired by Nine

News travels fast to China, eh oort?

He won't have trouble getting a root in a US prison.

Is this the same g/f he allegedly assualted last weekend? She must be a genius still being with him after copping a glass in the face.

Geez, he makes Gary Ablett look like a socially skilled brain surgeon in comparison.

Dade county? Isn't that where Jim Morrison got busted for getting his wang out onstage?

seems to attract a classy kind of fella.

Dade county? Isn't that where Jim Morrison got busted for getting his wang out onstage?

yep. it was also central to dubya's 2004 election ''win''.

Wasn't Wayne Carey already widely regarded as a fuckhead?

Didn't he bone his best mate's wife?

Sounds like a top bloke. If only some positive AFL stories would make the headlines, it could show that it's not the footy culture that manufactures dickheads.

Dade County: hanging chads, hanging-lads and banging had(beens)

Modi said 5 minutes ago: Wasn't Wayne Carey already widely regarded as a fuckhead?

yes, but that wasn't enough to keep him off tele/radio.

I guess you have to be arrested for being a fuckhead for it to matter.

I should add ''Phew!''

Hopefully he'll start hanging out with Benny Cousins.

Ablett, Cousins, Carey, and Corey should form a party company called the ACCC

Assuming there's some truth to it -- what a fuckhead.

i would all but guaruntee it. when i was in high school he was acting like this with the next door neighbour of my best friend. we used to see him all the time, out on the street. i wouldn't have ever wanted to be that woman. he sure had a large reputation in the town i lived in. wanker.

Assuming there's some truth to it -- what a fuckhead.

He was already a fuckhead.

and whenever he got into to tight questions he trotted out the same stock phrases to deflect and change subjects. also really hated the way he used 'obviously' in every second sentence.

Footballers are good at this! Watch any post-game interview!

I really don't think he took that much coke.

Anyway, Caro had a good piece in the paper this morn.

Was sick of him saying 'i take full responsibility', when really, he didnt take any responsibility

I kind of fell for the Denton interview but admittedly I have not followed one iota of his career or media presence. I had no idea he had a history of violence towards women. fucking shit interview though. Does anyone know if you can get the Sandilands one anywhere?

the whole thing reeked of a something he had been advised to do as part of a PR strategy right down to having his sister and brother there

Yes and the only thing left is Australian Story. Anyone wan tto offer me odds?

andy i think u can get the kyle sandilands interview or watch it - on the enough rope website

ive always hated north melbourne and was never a fan of wayne carey.. but c'mon, the guys rich - he's allowed to get coked up and have a party. i buy his story about accidently smashing the wine glass in her face.

if i was brought up in that environment I would have chosen to be a junkie at 16 and just said 'fuck it'. he did pretty good considering.

i dont know what he's done that is so bad.

I dont know what he's done that is so bad

fucked his best mates wife, beaten his girlfriend - gotten arrested for doing so

Yeah, spose a pretty good bloke

that's just the negative angle. what about the discipline and effort and respect he drew?

i dunno, 'beaten' his girlfriend is the tabloid version. sounds like he chucked wine in her face and clipped her accidently. in australia you'd get let off for that shit.

Carey clearly still doesn't take responsibility for his actions, he loved to play everything down.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in the media again once all this is yesterday's news.

He has lived his life thinking he is untouchable and finally it all has caught up with him.

The Duck Is Fucked!

now he's single. SUCK SHIT CUNT.

he'll smash a glass in her face and everything will be OK, he hasn't been aggressive enough to her lately

leave the poor cunt alone. Just because he was successful as a sportsman doenst mean he is going to be successful as a human beign and nor does it mean he should be under constant scrutiny for not being so

does it mean he should be under constant scrutiny for not being so

He brings on the scrutiny himself by selling (still seems possible) his story to New Idea and appearing on Denton, if he wanted to be left alone he shouldn't be selling, or exposing his story himself. If he didn't do that, then yeah, totally agree, but he is bringing out himself which opens him up for scrutiny.

I think the Denton thing was in order to set the record straight, not sure if there is appearance fees for that though.

If people just said 'no thanks couldnt give a fuck' then new idea wouldnt be interested in the story. Double edged sword really.

Societys expectations of sports people are absolutely absurd. Just because you can kick a goal doenst mean you automatically treat women with respect or dont participate in domestic violence.

Imagine if the local garbo that gives it to his mrs copped this sort of press.

Societys expectations of sports people are absolutely absurd. Just because you can kick a goal doenst mean you automatically treat women with respect or dont participate in domestic violence.

I agree with this, but did he really have to 'give' his story to New Idea? Gary Ablett went through a lot of crap, and probably had as much exposure in the papers as the Carey thing, but he never sold his story to a rag mag, it was Careys choice, so he opens himself up further...

Carey is/was a media personality, and should be aware that he is, and apparently loved being in the public eye, all your actions are out there if you keep yourself in the media spotlight

Your right turtle he didnt have to, and I dont agree with that decision.

but people are still talking about this shit and the media outlets are still running stories about it and the only thing that will ever stop them doing that is for people to say ''enough of this trivial bullshit post some real news we are sick of you assuming we are brainwashed morons''.

There are plenty of people, not to mention ex 'celebrities', looking for publicity with equally as 'shocking' stories that the media shows no interest in.

it has been overkill, and I think a lot of it has to do with publicity for her, trying to get herself more exposure, things seems to creep out in a timely manner, not all at once, but once a week/fortnight...

Im over it, but just find it amusing that its not really disappearing

there was another story on him on 'a current affair', it's hard to tell whether he or ben cousins is the bigger idiot.

Fuck that, Ben Cousins did a stack of drugs and kicked ass at football. Carey was good in the wet and at smashing up hoes.

It's an easy decision, but which way would I go?