yeah - it's a nice man who glasses his girlfriend.

DUCK DUCK DUCK

Cock!

Assuming there's some truth to it -- what a fuckhead.

And just fired by Nine

News travels fast to China, eh oort?

He won't have trouble getting a root in a US prison.

Is this the same g/f he allegedly assualted last weekend? She must be a genius still being with him after copping a glass in the face.

Geez, he makes Gary Ablett look like a socially skilled brain surgeon in comparison.

Dade county? Isn't that where Jim Morrison got busted for getting his wang out onstage?

seems to attract a classy kind of fella.

Dade county? Isn't that where Jim Morrison got busted for getting his wang out onstage?

yep. it was also central to dubya's 2004 election ''win''.

Wasn't Wayne Carey already widely regarded as a fuckhead?

Didn't he bone his best mate's wife?

Sounds like a top bloke. If only some positive AFL stories would make the headlines, it could show that it's not the footy culture that manufactures dickheads.

Dade County: hanging chads, hanging-lads and banging had(beens)

Modi said 5 minutes ago: Wasn't Wayne Carey already widely regarded as a fuckhead?

yes, but that wasn't enough to keep him off tele/radio.

I guess you have to be arrested for being a fuckhead for it to matter.

I should add ''Phew!''

Hopefully he'll start hanging out with Benny Cousins.

Ablett, Cousins, Carey, and Corey should form a party company called the ACCC

Assuming there's some truth to it -- what a fuckhead.

i would all but guaruntee it. when i was in high school he was acting like this with the next door neighbour of my best friend. we used to see him all the time, out on the street. i wouldn't have ever wanted to be that woman. he sure had a large reputation in the town i lived in. wanker.

Assuming there's some truth to it -- what a fuckhead.

He was already a fuckhead.

Carey clearly still doesn't take responsibility for his actions, he loved to play everything down.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in the media again once all this is yesterday's news.

He has lived his life thinking he is untouchable and finally it all has caught up with him.

The Duck Is Fucked!

now he's single. SUCK SHIT CUNT.

he'll smash a glass in her face and everything will be OK, he hasn't been aggressive enough to her lately

leave the poor cunt alone. Just because he was successful as a sportsman doenst mean he is going to be successful as a human beign and nor does it mean he should be under constant scrutiny for not being so

does it mean he should be under constant scrutiny for not being so

He brings on the scrutiny himself by selling (still seems possible) his story to New Idea and appearing on Denton, if he wanted to be left alone he shouldn't be selling, or exposing his story himself. If he didn't do that, then yeah, totally agree, but he is bringing out himself which opens him up for scrutiny.

I think the Denton thing was in order to set the record straight, not sure if there is appearance fees for that though.

If people just said 'no thanks couldnt give a fuck' then new idea wouldnt be interested in the story. Double edged sword really.

Societys expectations of sports people are absolutely absurd. Just because you can kick a goal doenst mean you automatically treat women with respect or dont participate in domestic violence.

Imagine if the local garbo that gives it to his mrs copped this sort of press.

Societys expectations of sports people are absolutely absurd. Just because you can kick a goal doenst mean you automatically treat women with respect or dont participate in domestic violence.

I agree with this, but did he really have to 'give' his story to New Idea? Gary Ablett went through a lot of crap, and probably had as much exposure in the papers as the Carey thing, but he never sold his story to a rag mag, it was Careys choice, so he opens himself up further...

Carey is/was a media personality, and should be aware that he is, and apparently loved being in the public eye, all your actions are out there if you keep yourself in the media spotlight

Your right turtle he didnt have to, and I dont agree with that decision.

but people are still talking about this shit and the media outlets are still running stories about it and the only thing that will ever stop them doing that is for people to say ''enough of this trivial bullshit post some real news we are sick of you assuming we are brainwashed morons''.

There are plenty of people, not to mention ex 'celebrities', looking for publicity with equally as 'shocking' stories that the media shows no interest in.

it has been overkill, and I think a lot of it has to do with publicity for her, trying to get herself more exposure, things seems to creep out in a timely manner, not all at once, but once a week/fortnight...

Im over it, but just find it amusing that its not really disappearing

there was another story on him on 'a current affair', it's hard to tell whether he or ben cousins is the bigger idiot.

Fuck that, Ben Cousins did a stack of drugs and kicked ass at football. Carey was good in the wet and at smashing up hoes.

It's an easy decision, but which way would I go?

hahah YES

oh wayne. what a mess.

COCAINE traces have been detected on troubled football legend Wayne Carey at a maximum security jail.
The AFL Hall of Fame member was set to speak with inmates at Barwon Prison yesterday when he was confronted by a scanning test.

Carey was with former Geelong star Ronnie Burns when he took the examination - a routine procedure for visitors.

The results alerted prison staff that Carey was positive to traces of cocaine.

The testing unit blows puffs of air around the subject, releasing any minute residue of narcotics attached to skin, clothing or hair.

Particles are analysed in seconds and compared with samples from dozens of drug substances.

A prison operations manager spoke to Carey, who has struggled with drug abuse in the past.

The 40-year-old dual premiership great declined and left the jail, which is near Geelong.

Carey today denied he refused to be strip searched, but couldn't explain why the scanner picked up traces of drugs.

Carey, who said he was “shattered” by media coverage of the incident, said he was never requested a strip search.

“I can guarantee you I certainly haven’t taken drugs and I was more than willing to have any strip search and…wee in a cup to prove that there were no drugs,” Carey told Triple M this morning.

“I would wee in a cup now, I would’ve weed in a cup yesterday. I was never offered to wee in a cup and was never offered to do a strip search.”

Carey said prison officers downplayed the positive results of the drug scan yesterday, with a female guard saying she had tested positive twice before.

“They said to me themselves that these throw false tests and negatives and positives.

“We actually signed in to go in, that’s how little they took of the machine,” he said.

But after sitting down with former Geelong star Ronnie Burns for a few minutes, Carey said prison staff then refused to let the pair in, so they left.

The Herald Sun understands he and Burns, who co-ordinates a mentoring program, walked away amicably.

wee in a cup.
wee in a cup.
wee in a cup.
wee in a cup.
wee in a cup.

''wee''

More baby talk...

i don't know if this is true or not but my friend went overseas and he was in new orleans i think, maybe somewhere else in the states, and he was at a bar and the bartender said to him,

'australia? we had an australian in here not long ago. he said he was the australian michael jordan. wayne...wayne...wayne...carey?'

'the australian michael jordan? is that what he's calling himself?'

hmmm.

September, I call bullshit.

if your friend snort coke and then you drink their wee can you get wasted on that wee?

asking for a friend.

it sounds like bullshit but my mate swears it's true so i think maybe the bartender was having a lend of him.