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my coworker's myspace website

freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago  or at  3:34PM on Friday, September 1 2006 in stupidity

Ohyeah  said about 5 years ago:

the only good thing about that is he has the photo of michael caine in the background. otherwise you work with truely terrifying people


freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

well he's the receptionist, that's the disturbing bit. He calls himself "The blonde receptionist"


LockingPlier  said about 5 years ago:

He looks like an A-grade fuckhole.


Countess  said about 5 years ago:

oh my god!
freaks were you the one who worked with the guy who put skeleton photos up????


Dan_Crad  said about 5 years ago:

What a cocksmoker.



freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

the skelton guy, yeah that's crazy keith. He works for what's left of the student union.


Ubu  said about 5 years ago:

What a pisser! I've got tears in my eyes.

"Music you name it i'll like it...... House is my business at the moment can play it anytime anywhere as long its got beats and theres nothin like gettin scattered and hittin the dancefloor all night"

mwhaaaahahahahaha


Pip.  said about 5 years ago:

Jesus freaks, your co-worker isn't human, he's a fucking caricature!


Countess  said about 5 years ago:

freaks you should turn your work into a tv sitcom....... get writing!


freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

See what mean, when I say no one dates coworkers/students at my work? No wonder I'm single


Countess  said about 5 years ago:

does crazy keith have a myspace???


damselfly  said about 5 years ago:

i laughed at the title coz i thought it said cow worker.


damselfly  said about 5 years ago:

you have to leave your job NOW freaks.


freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

crazy keith has a boyfriend called crazy colin


lordsnot  said about 5 years ago:

ohyeah, your co-worker has the word surf in his description of his music. i reckon if jack johnson played chess instead of surfed your coworker would say that he played "chess music". not the good blues kind though, the shitty jack johnson kind.


Ohyeah  said about 5 years ago:

lordsnot it is beyond even worse than that. he introduced himself as a professional hip hop dancer.


themarshall  said about 5 years ago:

Whats with the $$$$ signs raining down on him!

Oh dear. Its just not right is it freaks.


Pal  said about 5 years ago:

Wow. I never suspected that someone like that could actually exist. It is like every wanker cliche rolled together into a lump of toned fat.


hanoijane  said about 5 years ago:

i went to high school with that guy. he is lovely but a complete wanker. but lovely.


DarylSomers  said about 5 years ago:

it's hard to reconcile "lovely" with that particular photograph.


pinkydebaser  said about 5 years ago:

i cant believe he has a picture of himself in his undies as his profile pic. nothin' like gettin' scattered alright. he's hilarious.


endtroducing...  said about 5 years ago:

HAHAHA this guy went to school with a group of people i know and i remember him from shitty suburban pissups when i was 16


endtroducing...  said about 5 years ago:

oh i just read your post hanoi, i think i know a bunch of people you went to school with.


holyrattlesnakes  said about 5 years ago:

i cant believe he has a picture of himself in his undies as his profile pic.

not to mention he's in jockeys. what self-respecting man over 14 hasn't manned up and gotten himself a pile of boxer shorts? what kind of man I ask you ...



fashionhayley  said about 5 years ago:

You have to see his myspace page it is so GROSS!


hanoijane  said about 5 years ago:

oh my god. entro...... eeep! xx


Countess  said about 5 years ago:

my co-workers myspace site, how fecking scary!

proof that she does no work!

i cant stop laughing

"mmmm what else
i have a crappy job that doesnt pay enough but i, still at 21, havent really decided what i wana do with my life im hoping it will pop into my head one day soon...waiting waiting.....
i am a myspace addict
you will find me on here pretty much all of the working day as i dont do much work"

And other than the bit that she does no work the bit about being paid crap is bullshit, she gets paid real well and does nothing for it........while the boss spends all his time looking over my shoulder and hassling me!


USC  said about 5 years ago:

post that shit on her messages!


USC  said about 5 years ago:

send the link to your boss


kuroneko  said about 5 years ago:
  • bought a new car a few months back her name is Fifi she is black and goes really fast while im texting on the freeway doing 150*

she's kidding, right?


michael_horse  said about 5 years ago:

haha, what a slapper


Countess  said about 5 years ago:

"bought a new car a few months back her name is Fifi she is black and goes really fast while im texting on the freeway doing 150*"

um nah I reckon she for real.

my other work mates were thinking about creating a her imaginary perfect man and planning on using imaginary man to screw with her mind.


freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

you'll be pleased to hear our 'blonde receptionist' created a my space page for our work place. gawd.


GnomeChomsky  said about 5 years ago:

Post the link, freaks! Let's be frenz!


svelteslacks  said about 5 years ago:

oh god. that girl needs a bullet.


number none  said about 5 years ago:

God, how do you put up with that, Countess


Countess  said about 5 years ago:

she's entertaining in her own " i fecking hate you, you bitch, you stole my boyfriend after i slept with your boyfriend' kind of a way.
love to see the work myspace freaks.


GnomeChomsky  said about 5 years ago:

I couldn't really handle looking at her profile for too long, but geeeez how many photos does one person need of themselves smiling the same expression in almost ALL of them?!?!?!


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

House and electro, but she listens to a bit of everything.

Haha, yeah right.

Bet she loves the grindcore.


svelteslacks  said about 5 years ago:

ha GC... she's australia's own paris hilton.



freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

you can also read about my volunteer project, you do stuff and get JB vouchers from moi.


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

If you are getting tangible rewards, it's not really volunteering, is it?


freaksandgeeks  said about 5 years ago:

ah the whole thing is ridiculous really, the uni wanted a volunteer program and I had to set it up. It would've cost far less to hire 5 reliable casuals.


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