I have heard that same story, but I can't remember if it was Don Lane or not...

Jennifer Keyte/Jessica Rowe/whoever got rushed to hospital with a champagne bottle stuck up their arse which was put there by Johnny Diesel/whoever

that's a glass bottom boat, kev

i thought this was gonna be about richard gere

Led Zep. shark. vagina

Alannah Hill likes scat play

That was Jennifer Keyte modi.

don't forget tony barber and being treated like a baby/wearing a nappy/etc

missy higgins is not straight.

Alannah Hill used to bring her son into the shop where I worked and he would trash the place..little bastard.

Shane Warne used to use Fraser Gehrig's house as his sex pad

Done Lane used to hire prostitutes and get them to hang a dump on a glass coffee table whilst he watched from underneath.

He should be called Dung Lane from now on.

KevinArnold said 28 seconds ago:
That was Jennifer Keyte modi.

yep, and in the version I heard, it wasn't a bottle, Diesel tried to ride the Hershey highway and tore her a new one (literally)

Kev, I heard it in many versions in my school days. The first version was actually Jana Wendt. How old am I?

'on a glass coffee table'? What a sissy..

Peaches, that is not a sex myth. That is an anecdote.

its the generic ''woman in media champagne insertion story''. Just adapt it to whoever you wish.

Didnt Chris Bath get caught sexing in a lift by security cameras?

Jo Beth Taylor was caught on a security camera having sex with two unidentified males in a stairwell.

Her father paid a great deal of money for the film and due to the embarrasment she left Oz for an extended period of time.

i've heard alot of stories that involve Tim Freedman hitting on a girlfriend/friend of whoever is telling the story. the punching of Tim Freedman is optional

friend of mine was rooting Chris Bath for a while. Wonder if he was in the lift?

My friend and I were being silly buggers on chatroulette a few months ago and I'm dead serious, we got Jon Bon Jovi having a wank. He mustn't have known the camera was showing his face, because he got really freaked out when he heard us mention his name, pushed the screen down, and clicked 'next'. There is NO DOUBT is was him, though.

And how does little jon look?

I don't really remember anything too distinguishing about his wang, we were too busy staring at his face thinking 'WHAT THE FUCK!?!'.

The cynic in me does wonder why Jon Bon Jovi would be on chatroulette to start with though.
Clearly the man has an army of groupies ready to satisfy his every want so it doesn't make sense that he'd sit in front of his computer with his snag out hitting ''next'' every 5 secs in the vain hope of finding some nude boobs amongst a sea of fat obese men stroking themselves.

clearly the man has an army of groupies ready to satisfy his every want

Maybe for JBJ, the grass is greener on chatroulette's peen-strewn pastures.

former ''tiny'' young talent timer likes it in the ''gary glitter''

That story is so good I really want it to be true!

(Not doubting your honesty TR, just that it might have been a look-alike...)

re jbj - did you hit 'print screen' / 'command shift 3' repeatedly? and then sell the pics to true story or somesuch rag for $$$$ ?

Haha, no, we didn't have the brains of forsight to have done anything like that. It also looked like he was eating some sort of pastry or pie - it was on a table next to him. He has a wife too - we googled! Ooh err.

If it weren't for this thread I wouldn't be going to find out what the hell chatroulette is when I get home tonight.

Fears for GnomeChomsky's retinas

This is true.

A friend was at a party in London with Kate Moss. She came downstairs absolutely trashed on drugs. She announced to a group of guys 'I really need to be fucked up the arse!'. She then went upstairs with two of them.

My friend was there and he's very reliable.

does anyone still look at chat roulette?

Yes.

didn't it get taken down because of the sea of wangs?

She announced to a group of guys 'I really need to be fucked up the arse!'. She then went upstairs with two of them.

double-enema!

I was on it last week.

chatroulette, not Kate Moss, obvs.

didn't it get taken down because of the sea of wangs?

Hahaha I still have no idea what precisely chatroulette is but this description is hilarious!

That's exactly what it was..!

I played at a party at it's peak and some bright spark had the idea to project it over the stage. Never saw so many shlongs in one place in all me loife.