I'm a corporate trainer.

True story.

i feel like i've necked a couple of vapalm.

A cheap ill-fitting suit and a dodgy inflatable globe: the secret of management!

americans have poor taste in fashion

ken if you don't post some pics of the new cross breed of corporates taking care of business on their swiss calls and sketcher trainers i will lose all hope and neck myself.

mmm, i feel like vertically integrating my communications solutions with this chick:

''today i'll also be providing a few guidelines on how to look like a douchebag''

she stole that pose from the westpac atm lady.

Good thread.

is she going for his chin with a right hook, or are they looking up handjob techniques on company time?

''Right, so according to these picture results it can actually go in the mouth.''

''These are valuable learnings.''

''Definitely.''

''oh, so that's what they mean by 'Pearl Necklace'.''

i'm happy this thread cam back

''Fuck this presentation is boring.''

''That's better.''

Just because I'm Tiger Woods' brother does not mean I should have to hold onto the ''Water Hazard'' end.

There's no values on those graphs.

Damn telephathy companies...

''If that's Duncan's hand... then who's groping my arse?''

So, I've ah... I've just gone ahead and written my phone number up here, and ah... hehe... ah if I get no phone clals from the girls at the bakck, I guess I'll... um... I guess I'll know you can't read it from back there.

Mmmm. Ahem. Uh... yeah, I'm joking, of course...

''C'mon honey, think of it as a trust exercise. For the team...''

So, what y'all white folks don' re-lize dat y'all got racial stereotypes in yo hid. I ain't gon' hep-mo-tize ya wid dis hand. No way. 'cep maybe you, sugar...

Smell my finger....

''Look, there's a new picture in the Don't Know the Cunt thread.''

Active Rhythmology Team Building Conference Activity - Leeds.

Easily the worst thing I've found when researching these.

Haha what the fuck? Is that a white guy wearing blackface? Somethings not right.

Go Voltron force!

WTF? I'm on the plane for like two hours and no one's responded to my ''looking for a housemate in Northcote'' thread. Time to add that I'm pretty easygoing as well.

haha...no no, i'm not the cunt in that one.