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PelicanGodOfJupiter  said about 5 years ago  or at  10:34AM on Monday, August 28 2006 in chat

This was from a bulletin on MySpaz from a guy named "Thought Assassins".


temporarybenbutler  said about 5 years ago:

Charming.


svelteslacks  said about 5 years ago:

FUCKED UP. and really sad.


scallywag  said about 5 years ago:

pigs are pretty filthy


charlesincharge  said about 5 years ago:

oh jesus I just love how the guy that wrote that actually believes in that shit.


Bittervictorian  said about 5 years ago:

Hmmmmmm. You kids and your Myspace shenanigans!


charlesincharge  said about 5 years ago:

meanwhile not realising its actually the Arabs soaking their bullets in our blood. they're the ones scaring us shitless. maybe if the world stopped acting so terrified we would be okay.


blake3030  said about 5 years ago:

so you're friends with racists, PGOJ?


LockingPlier  said about 5 years ago:

If I had to pick one animal to eat for the rest of my life I think it would be pig.

So much variety with pork products.

But that's not really the point of the thread...carry on.


blake3030  said about 5 years ago:

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon....

what else?


PelicanGodOfJupiter  said about 5 years ago:

HEB  said about 5 years ago:

Charles shows his unnervingly precise grip on world politics yet again...


LockingPlier  said about 5 years ago:

Don't forget ham.


Mrmusic  said about 5 years ago:

Or Pork.
I got this email at work not too long ago.
I work with idiots. One was telling me this morning how they want to move back to Newcastle because they were enraged to see (yet another) woman in Bankstown wearing a hajib.


versionsporadic  said about 5 years ago:

I had some 'not bacon' on the weekend (i was staying with vegetarians) and it was pretty good, far better than i imagined it would be


glasshutch  said about 5 years ago:

Newcastle should be filled with those cunce, excised from the mainland and set adrift.


glasshutch  said about 5 years ago:

P.S. That's fucked PGOJ. I hereby declare Hutchbad upon the poster.


LockingPlier  said about 5 years ago:

"not bacon" is not very good.

I can see how it would appeal to vegetarians but once you've had the real thing you can't get into that shit.


blake3030  said about 5 years ago:

Don't forget ham.


I'd like to forget ham.

Well the kind of ham you get here in supermarkets anyway. Yuck.

I like cured ham though. Spanish/Italian ham. mmmmmm.


anonymous  said about 5 years ago:

scallywag  said about 5 years ago:

so we've got

  • bacon
  • pork chops
  • pork mince
  • suckling pig
  • pork belly
  • pork sausage
  • cured pork (all salami / proscutio etc)


Bittervictorian  said about 5 years ago:

A message from the dude's profile:

Thanks for not returning any of my phone calls or letting me know whats going on....I'm glad I had to find out on here whats going on with our band.

Racist and bandwrecker!!!!!!!!


anonymous  said about 5 years ago:

roast pork (legs/shoulders)
pork ribs
hocks in pea and ham soup


versionsporadic  said about 5 years ago:

"If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell"

hahahaha you can't argue with logic like that!


devo  said about 5 years ago:

so do you think they will start to issue troops with a side of bacon?


LockingPlier  said about 5 years ago:

Poor Ronnie...he was left in the dark.


thomasr  said about 5 years ago:

I must get around to trademarking my name for my line of tofu base bacon:

"Faken"

Still I have this unnerving feeling it's already been done and it's not my idea...


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

HUFU is better


Reverb  said about 3 years ago:

What the fuck has happened since i went to sleep???


anonymous  said about 3 years ago:

beats me, i was watching a vid.


rockin.robin  said about 3 years ago:

I was watching lateline. got up for a quick smoke before bed...

unfortunately I have to sort a few kids out in the world before sleep.

being a teacher sucks sometimes. everyone hates ya.

but. we must teach. or else nobody learns.



svelteslacks  said about 1 year ago:

yep, that's fucked. but then on the other side of it, he has murdered someone. i'd hate to be the judge on that one.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

Beaten to death by his family for wanting to watch Socceroos

Malefo said Makoeya got up to change the channel by hand after being refused the remote control and was attacked by his 68-year-old wife Francina and two children, 36-year-old son Collin and 23-year-old daughter Lebogang.



garumph  said about 1 year ago:

Stallion semen has Kiwis raring to go

Forget pig's snout and ram's testicles.
In the world of extreme food, shots of stallion semen are the treat du jour - across the Tasman at least.
Our Kiwi neighbour will be serving up glasses of horse semen at its famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month, a ''delicacy'' that racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake says will have extreme foodies ''raring to go''.
''Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself,'' Mr Kerslake, of Christchurch, told AAP.
''You'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards.''
The NZ$10 shots won't be for the faint-hearted.
Even the organiser of the edgy festival, Mike Keenan, said he wouldn't be letting the drink pass his lips.
''God no, it's definitely not to my taste, but you'll be shocked how many people will go for it,'' he said.
The keenest will be able to drink it au naturel, but the shots will also be available in cherry, licorice and banoffee pie flavours.
''You often hear from a female perspective that semen has an awful alkaline taste, so we thought we'd better make it more user-friendly. Think of it like a milkshake,'' said Mr Kerslake, who is yet to sample the delight himself.
''And it's all safe - we're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use.''
The drink, to be served up by women brandishing riding whips, will be washed down with a chaser similar to Red Bull but more aptly named ''Powerhorse''.
On the science, Mr Kerslake is vague.
''We're pretty confident tests will explain how and why it makes you feel so good, but that's still being worked on.''
Regardless, he's confident he'll have Kiwis lining up - ''there's a lot of nutters over here game for anything you know'' - and he reckons he could tempt Aussies into giving it a go too.
''You tend to love our racehorses so why not their product,'' he said with a laugh.
The festival proudly promotes itself as the the most ''outrageous food experience'' in New Zealand, a claim that won it a place in Frommer's top 300 unmissable festivals in the world.
Past delicacies have included wild pig gut kebabs with fresh eel slime sauce, wasp larvae ice-cream, bull penis and a pig snout dish that was so effective at strengthening nails that one convert had to use her uncle's pruning shears to trim her toenails.
The festival will be held on March 12.


fzchk  said about 1 year ago:

vom


Scarlette  said about 1 year ago:

That's revolting!



turkey_sandwich  said about 1 year ago:

sounds ixilent.


garumph  said about 1 year ago:

If you think about it, $10 for a shot of horse semen isn't good value.


turkey_sandwich  said about 1 year ago:

what's the usual going price?


garumph  said about 1 year ago:

Your pride.



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