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BEACH BABY, BEACH BABY

JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago  or at  12:44PM on Thursday, October 25 2007 in competitions


Beach baby, beach baby, give me your hand
Give me something that I can remember
Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight

Beach baby, beach baby, there on the sand
From July to the end of September
Surfin' was fun we'd be out in the sun every day


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

What the hell happened to my Beach Baby?


Barman  said about 6 years ago:

Stop perving and upgrade your 50megs account, ya cheap bastard.


thenewmeatloaf  said about 6 years ago:

Back when I was almost universally known as BeachBall, Helen Meyer used to sing this to me every time I saw her.....


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livingincanada  said about 6 years ago:

and then a wave came along and..

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FrankieTeardrop  said about 6 years ago:

So much sand - so much shit art!


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:

The waves may wash the sand away,
And take sculptures out to sea,
But the legend of the Beach Baby
will forever, and always be.


Barman  said about 6 years ago:

Back when I was almost universally known as BeachBall, Helen Meyer used to sing this to me every time I saw her.....

''thenewmeatloaf, thenewmeatloaf, give me your hand'' doesn't have the same ring.


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:

It's funny you know, I look back on this and regret nothing.


livingincanada  said about 6 years ago:

this is what happens when you smoke weed at lunchtime.


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:

Probably why I've never made one me self.


rosie  said about 6 years ago:

we get classy art at our sandcastle competition


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:


It wasn't unusual to find a Beach Baby frozen stiff due to rigamortis, but to find one also covered in strawberry mould at the same time, well , quite frankly , we were dumb founded.
It was bad enough that it smelt , but I compleatly lost faith when it farted on my balls.


Barman  said about 6 years ago:

More Beach Love:


livingincanada  said about 6 years ago:

way to ruin a thread Barman.

i'm gonna need therapy for a week...


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:

The waves may wash the sand away,
And take sculptures out to sea,
But the legend of the Beach Baby
will forever, and always be.

The seal is slashed and left for dead
A fate not for just one
The sand is now a deset red
Beach baby didn't come.

For beachy may, and beachy be,
He'll ride a silver fish
And continue to do so untill this poet finds a rhyme.


Barman  said about 6 years ago:

i'm gonna need therapy for a week...

Sorry abt that canuck. Will it put your mind at ease if I say they're stunt baby seals?


livingincanada  said about 6 years ago:

yeah. stunt ones. ok. hmmm. still yuk.


JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:


BEACH BABY , BEACH BABY


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JunkiePhil  said about 6 years ago:

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEACH BABY!?


JunkiePhil  said about 4 years ago:

WHO DID THIS TO MY BEACH BABY?!

Hey Dad! dad is not an answer.


JunkiePhil  said about 4 years ago:

The baby's almost grown now, his legs are looking long
But still he continues to sing, his beachy baby song.
His not afraid of sharks, he finds them to be dumb,
But beachy weechy baby, crys when he's lost him mum.

He rode a silver fish one day, and lernt of lands long past
He rode a silver fish all day, and flew his flag half mast
His ride was not as pleasent, as others may have had.
But beachy baby smiled, when he finaly killed his dad.


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