wet dreams are awesome. no work needed at all. the ultimate lazy orgasm.

messy

i've never had one in real life........i think i beat off to much!:(

you should go without sex for a month cheezel and see if that helps.

what if i jerk-off till i almost blow,then go to bed?

that might work. give it a go tonight and report back to us.

can you sleep on all fours cheezel?

starts wanking

yuk

Are you going to do that til bedtime, cheezel?
What time do you go to bed?

10ish.........that's right birds, i can go for ages!!!!!

ouch. it'd hurt if you'd go for that long. 30sec is 'bout all i can hold out for.

SPEEDY GONZALES!!!

paging 6er

I'm not sure that will help you with the ladies, mate, but carry on.

Yup. This could easily tie in with the Chuckin a Masto thread.

T J-i don't need them,they need me

swingwackers

ooh, it doesn't look like a link but it is....

The Chuckin a Masto in my post, that is.

i'll put $5 on it that he came before bed.

so cheeze how was it?
did the mr's have to get out the omo or what?

Carn cheez, stop holdin' out on us!! ;o)

nah he can go for ages.

asked him in pm if he had a wet one and he said:

''never!.......maybe my nuts go into a coma or some shit!?!''

love ya cheezel.

bahahaha!

i had a different kind of wet dream. i don't remember what happened, but i just woke up in a cold sweat with a horrible feeling.

still nothing!! :(

i was rudely awaken by the smell of load

vomits on time capsule

anyone have lucid wet dreams?

John Waters.

lucid wet dreams>

do tell.

they're when you've never actually had sex so you imagine it, i assume, brimmers?

brimmers?

do tell.

basically, they're like normal wet dreams. only you realize its a dream, so you can have sex with anyone in the dream

kinda basic lucid dreaming (controlling your dreams)

how do i do this!?!

how do i do this!?!

i dunno... lucid dreaming is an odd skill to learn... there's lots of ways to do it. check around online. i kept a dream journal most of my life and am pretty good at remembering my dreams, so i've got basic control of them (like instantly waking up from nightmares)

i get this from time to time. it's rad, the more control you have over it, the hotter you can make it.

which is great until you find yourself out the back of a hungry jack's restaurant smearing the drive-through girl's tits with mustard with phil collins on in the background.

that's when you wake up feeling like a very very bad man.

if i have a wet dream and the mrs rolls on the patch say half an hour later

can she get knocked-up??

if that's how she's telling you it happened, i don't think she could blame you for being a bit dubious, cheeze.

hmmmmm?

never mind, i've gotta go have a dump.

i'm off to youporn for an empty.

still no go! :(

still chasing :(

It's not great when you share a bed, cheezel. Mucho embarrassmento.

good luck cheezel. no inspiration, or...?

I had one a few years ago where i was making fuck with paris hilton, i awoke to a vicious elbow repeatedly slamming into my chest as i had been humping my gfs leg whilst she was trying to sleep... i had a laugh like this ''khmmm hehehehhehe'' and went back to sleep. I told her about it the next day and she never let me forget about it...i think she was quite disgusted. was a pretty good fuck though. All that shit about paris being a dead root is utter bullshit

yeah, i reckon that too.

a dude i used to work with had this fantasy,that he was fuckin jessica simpson as she was crying..........

i found it very funny and strange!

a dude i used to work with had this fantasy,that he was fuckin jessica simpson as she was crying..........

i found it very funny and strange!

Gooed thread guys. I remember years ago I could control my dreams. I was great! And I could fly, which felt wonderful. Good times.