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Flattening warped vinyl

Modi  said about 4 years ago  or at  12:46PM on Tuesday, September 4 2007 in stupidity

Is it possible? Is it worth bothering with? I found a record that had been left in a stupid position by someone stupid, and it's bent in a distinct curve.

Even if I get it back to soemthing resembling flat, will the sound still be fucked anyway because of the warp?


redlips  said about 4 years ago:

make it into a vinyl bowl.


redlips  said about 4 years ago:


mexicans666  said about 4 years ago:

Flat pizza tray with baking paper in the oven set real low only long enough to get it flat. Got be careful but.


Goal attack  said about 4 years ago:

Oh this happened with our copy of Thru The Roof '83 - we put it between two bits of glass and put heaps of books on.


elaine  said about 4 years ago:

How bad is it? Try sticking it (standing) between a whole bunch of books or other records, it may flatten back out over time.

I don't think there's a quick way.


JunkiePhil  said about 4 years ago:

Me brother turned 1000 Hurts - Shelac into a Darth Vader mask in the oven.
Best thing shelac ever did.


T J Honeysuckle  said about 4 years ago:

Yeah, what GA said- lay it flat between two hard surfaces, weight it down and leave it for a couple of weeks.


Modi  said about 4 years ago:

Okay, that's what I was thinking. I have it on a tile floor with a box of ceramic stuff on top of it.

Honestly, who leaves records flat and supported by the edges. Fucking hell.

It's a Lou Reed Live album, so I don't even know if it's worth the bother.


MattuS  said about 4 years ago:

I had a 7'' i left in the player that got warped by the sun. I put it between two sheets of glass and left it in the sun, works now!


Big Bad Bo  said about 4 years ago:

Mine are all packed into one of those ikea jobbies. It has flatened a few of my warped records over the years, but found one this morning that is possibly worse!!



SGH  said about 4 years ago:

If you can be bothered flattening it out, you're dumber than Lou.


The_Suits  said about 4 years ago:

Un-warping methods:

Put the warped record between two pieces of glass to form a ''glass sandwich.'' Apply gentle heat by placing the sandwich in the oven under low heat (no more than 150 F). If it's a nice, warm day, you can also place it outside, in the sunlight.

If you can find two pieces of clean, non-stick, smooth metal, try placing the record between them and ironing at a low setting

Playing warped records
You can find devices that will allow you to play warped records, but bear in mind that nothing can fix a bell-shaped record! And even a slightly warped record will sound slurred.

Some suggestions:

Disc clamps push the record against the turntable platter, forcing the LP to flatten (and subsequently play). But, they can place stress on the turntable and may damage it.

Spindle clamps lock over the spindle and are far less damaging.

Air pumps, generally found on high-end turntables, create suction that pulls the record flat onto the turntable's platter, but they are costly.

Use caution when attempting to fix or play your warped records.


Ohyeah  said about 4 years ago:

i think you should publicly shame the stupid bint that did this to your vinyl. make them buy you a new one and then give them the old one as a fetching vinyl bowl.


Ark Shattack  said about 4 years ago:

Collector's Corner have a machine that will do this. No idea how much it costs to get it done though.

Basically it melts it back into shape.


The_Suits  said about 4 years ago:

shouldn't pay more than $15... usually about $10... and it takes about 4 hours a record.


Modi  said about 4 years ago:

I don't know who did it, and I'm not going to run around accusing people.


Ohyeah  said about 4 years ago:

you are no fun anymore modi


Modi  said about 4 years ago:

There's no evidence to suggest I ever was...



fethehellcat  said about 4 years ago:

Lilrach got mad.

I need a record player. I have Goodbye Little Boy on record and I can't listen to it. This makes me sad.


littlearch  said about 4 years ago:

i'm not mad, i'm giggling at the thought of managing to say that to modi and despondent that i didn't get to say it this afternoon but i was asleep


goldfoot  said about 4 years ago:

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