First time I was young and me and my mate couldn't stop giggling and the chick cracked it, but we managed to go through with it. Last time it I was far more professional and it was pure porn.
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fives?
Did you high five your mate during? And were you and your mate giggling over just having reduced the girl to a object to be rooted?
did you look in his eyes when you came?
did you get semen on his dick?
is she pregnant with emotion?
Haha.
I don't believe you could giggle through it. I call shenanigans.
also a misnomer unless she's rotating over embers.
just keeping it metaphorically 'real'.
hmph, ok i gotta cut out the sex threads. there was nothing degrading about it.
did you get pissed coz she was cheating on you with someone else at the same time?
i love how people automatically assume anything a bit kinky is degrading to women...
I just spat water all over my screen you cunt. Don't make me laugh like that again.
You were having break-up and make-up sex at the same time.
Cosmic cock loop, divide by zero, oh shi-
Two girls on a guy is degrading to men
Did you scream WE ARE INFINITY! WE ARE THE JOHN PUMPER TRIO! WE ARE A LOOP OF EMOTIOOOOOOOOON! as you did sex in her?
did you donkey punch her?
I said stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the sex ouboros in mad effect. surely some Juxxin comment could be made too.
Did you clasp hands with your buddy and say I WISH THIS COULD LAST FOREVEEEER!!!!?
poor losgauchos. you really don't get it do you?
When you both put your cocks in did you say aloud ''POWER THRUSTERS ENGAGE, GO VOLTRON''
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Never cross swords. That's ghey.
after that, did you douche your dick?
Was there inter girl docking?
Did you stroke each other's hair?
Did you find the sweat dripping from your buddies forhead somewhat sensual?
fags
We swapped ends at half time.
Did you share the oranges?
The point of this thread was to share your favourite spitties stories. C'mon, I know plenty of guys and girls who have partaken in this sensual bonding experience. Spill ur gutz.
guess what i got up to on the weekend...
LOL!
did you spill your guts on the weekend, losgouchos?
ew!
you got up to your balls looking into your friends eyes?
FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS WHO KNOW WHAT BEING A FRIEND IS,
TALKING, WITH A FRIEND
A FRENCH cook has prepared the world's largest barbecue - spit-roasting a 550kg camel for 15 hours at a seaside Moroccan town south of Rabat.
''It's a tradition that's fallen out of favour,'' said 63-year-old Christian Falco from the south-western French city of Perpignan, describing a time two centuries ago when a Moroccan king offered a roast camel to his people.
''I brought it back,'' said Mr Falco, a six-time Guinness world record holder whose other culinary claims to fame include spit-roasting the world's largest slab of beef, 985.5kg, in 1996.
Mr Falco began barbecuing his latest meal early yesterday, using 2.7 tonnes of wood and 15 litres of oil to cook the camel meat.
About 500 intrepid diners feasted on it last night at the seaside town of Safi, paying 150 dirhams ($20) for the experience.
Safi was also the settng for the world's largest tajine, a North African stew, made of sardines in 1999.
Falco is already planning his next challenge - to beat the world record for the biggest spit-roasted bison in Costa Rica.
What a fucking Champ!
BISON!
drools
Fuck, I'm never gonna live this thread down...
Ah well, it gives me an excuse to high five chats, ableit at my own expense :-(
WE ARE THE JOHN PUMPER TRIO!
bahahaha
i wanna know if it was shitter & pisser or pisser & kisser.
perhaps kisser & shitter... The possibilities.
Why wasn't this appreciated?! HILARIOUS.