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Doubting the n00b

paulie  said about 1 year ago  or at  2:34PM on Wednesday, August 22 2007.

OK, so when a 'new user' appears on this site, the following questions go through my head.

1 - is it angelic?
2 - is it another login for a pre-existing chat or troll?

so in the majority of cases, the answer to one of these questions turns out to be yes.

this means that when someone comes online and appears to display some wit and fair posting skill that seems to be in keeping with the tone of this board, i find myself 'doubting the n00b'.

know what i mean?

how do we verify we have a genuine n00b on our hands?


littlearch  said about 1 year ago:

you need to take something for that paranoia


bxckxtrxdxr  said about 1 year ago:

honesty?


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

thread closed.


Modi  said about 1 year ago:

St John's Wort is good for anxiety


zadie  said about 1 year ago:

Don't trust my advice.


horse  said about 1 year ago:

So you're happy with shitjockey?


paulie  said about 1 year ago:

appears not.


littlearch  said about 1 year ago:

what the hell is n00b anyway? why are you using zeros???


paulie  said about 1 year ago:

fucking xpost.


Ark Shattack  said about 1 year ago:

you're so un-l33+, rach.


Modi  said about 1 year ago:

geekspeak, rach.


littlearch  said about 1 year ago:

i don't understand why people just don't type newbie

and i have no idea what that means, fya


littlearch  said about 1 year ago:

nooooooooooooooo, really modi???


blake3030  said about 1 year ago:

n00b = newbie = new person


statsbot  said about 1 year ago:

New user = newbie = nub, noob, etc.


statsbot  said about 1 year ago:

beaten by three seconds


littlearch  said about 1 year ago:

derrrrrrrrrr

one would have thought that after all this time you lot would understand sarcasm when i posted it


statsbot  said about 1 year ago:

l33+ = Leet = elite = dickhead


paulie  said about 1 year ago:

i understand your sarcasm rach.


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Bittervictorian  said about 8 months ago:

Because only the chosen one could start so many threads so effortlessly.


Block  said about 5 months ago:

Hmm. Any thoughts?


anonymous  said about 5 months ago:

its friday afternoon, i've used my weeks quota of thoughts up.


mexicans666  said about 5 months ago:

uh huh.


Modi  said about 5 months ago:

Google?

Someone more bored than me.

But I have a new couch right behind me, and a Wii. I could be playing Super Paper Mario.


Block  said about 5 months ago:

This thread reminds me how much I miss paulie.
sniffs, blows nose


Peaches  said about 5 months ago:

I thought it was you Modi!


Peaches  said about 5 months ago:

Wait, who wrote 'sympathy post' earlier today in a thread? 'google' just wrote it in another thread.


Modi  said about 5 months ago:

I don't have any aliases, except my spiritual incarnation Modhisattva, but he hasn't made an appearance in a long time.


Block  said about 5 months ago:

That was me earlier, and you can fuck off, Miss Marplepeaches.


Peaches  said about 5 months ago:

you can calm down!


Google  said about 5 months ago:

Let the fag have a cry!


Modi  said about 5 months ago:


sister  said about 5 months ago:

i did wonder who the noob was but now i see google and its posting, i wonder no more.


mexicans666  said about 5 months ago:

I'm surprised it wasn't spelt crai......................


Google  said about 5 months ago:

Google pushups pansy.


Block  said about 5 months ago:


Hmm. And again-I miss paulie. xoxox, manbro.


Block  said about 5 months ago:


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