OK, so when a 'new user' appears on this site, the following questions go through my head.
1 - is it angelic?
2 - is it another login for a pre-existing chat or troll?
so in the majority of cases, the answer to one of these questions turns out to be yes.
this means that when someone comes online and appears to display some wit and fair posting skill that seems to be in keeping with the tone of this board, i find myself 'doubting the n00b'.
know what i mean?
how do we verify we have a genuine n00b on our hands?
you need to take something for that paranoia
honesty?
thread closed.
St John's Wort is good for anxiety
Don't trust my advice.
So you're happy with shitjockey?
appears not.
what the hell is n00b anyway? why are you using zeros???
fucking xpost.
you're so un-l33+, rach.
geekspeak, rach.
i don't understand why people just don't type newbie
and i have no idea what that means, fya
nooooooooooooooo, really modi???
n00b = newbie = new person
New user = newbie = nub, noob, etc.
beaten by three seconds
derrrrrrrrrr
one would have thought that after all this time you lot would understand sarcasm when i posted it
l33+ = Leet = elite = dickhead
i understand your sarcasm rach.
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Because only the chosen one could start so many threads so effortlessly.
Hmm. Any thoughts?
its friday afternoon, i've used my weeks quota of thoughts up.
uh huh.
Google?
Someone more bored than me.
But I have a new couch right behind me, and a Wii. I could be playing Super Paper Mario.
This thread reminds me how much I miss paulie.
sniffs, blows nose
I thought it was you Modi!
Wait, who wrote 'sympathy post' earlier today in a thread? 'google' just wrote it in another thread.
I don't have any aliases, except my spiritual incarnation Modhisattva, but he hasn't made an appearance in a long time.
That was me earlier, and you can fuck off, Miss Marplepeaches.
you can calm down!
Let the fag have a cry!
i did wonder who the noob was but now i see google and its posting, i wonder no more.
I'm surprised it wasn't spelt crai......................
Google pushups pansy.
Hmm. And again-I miss paulie. xoxox, manbro.
fucking markdown!