Now everbody knows that men are more promiscuous than women, and men have more sexual partners over their lifetime than women do, right?
This has always been accepted as fact, but an editorial opinion in the paper last week, which is reiterated here points out that heterosexual men men cannot mathematically have more sexual partners on average than heterosexual women. The average number of male and female sexual partners must be equal
You can argue it until blue in the face, but statistically speaking, it's impossible. Men are liars, and so are women, it seems, especially when it comes to sex.

Well, I've had sex with 2432 people, so figure that into your equation and let me know what you find.
so what's yr point?
I've had sex with 1 person.
What if there are more women than men?
Getting born in secret nad never filling out a census.
Someone refuted this in The Age yesterday, Modi. I'll find it.
Statistical outlier, shoudln't have any effect on an average
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oh my god who cares
You can't have it... Go microwave your callippo... Not cutting my lunch...
I just thought it was interesting, rach, because everyone knows men have sex with more people than women, right?
socks, can you please stop doing that shit? It's quite annoying.
no
The thing is - the average can be equal but there's a lot of men with 50-100 sexual partners and a good number of women with 200+, and that can really skew the numbers off the scale. Men are more often sluts, but a handful of girls are kicking goals for the team. Of course, it may be skewed by the sexual activity of the world's oldest professionals...
.. netballers.
Modi, 'average', to the broader population, does not necessarily mean 'mean', but instead means whatever is appropriate at a particular time. Thus the mode and median may also be informative about the average in this instance. In particular, the usual received wisdom is that men are more likely to have higher median/mode in regards to sexual partners.
i have had less sexual partners than every woman i have slept with. i only ever pick up bar slags who are drunk and down on their luck.
Maybe women don't count bad sex in their figures
I know I don't
graceo: i count that as a half
Go figure
JOHN Watson raises interesting issues about the use and interpretation of numbers in ''Debunking the myths of sex and politics'' (Opinion, 17/8). The B = G = C theorem looks plausible, but the argument of emeritus professor of mathematics David Gale assumes equal numbers are dancing. But is this true?
Consider the following case. Two boys and two girls go to a dance. There are two dances that night. One boy dances with both girls, the other sits out. Each girl had one dance while the boy had two. These are roughly the proportions John Watson cites from the US and UK studies on promiscuity. Boys who dance, dance more. But more girls dance. Tricky things, statistics.
Tim Haslett, Richmond
you can't half sex someone horsie, it's all the way or zero. and getting it half in doesn't count as half it counts as a sexing.
I'm pretty sure they are talking about mean, hillsy.
Ouliposse, women with more sexual partners would put the mean number of partners for women up, until they were equal.
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rach: boredom, mild interest, procrastination.
i think yr shit stirring
I also had a friend who kept a list in the back of his organiser. His rating system was thus - 1 = one night stand, 2 = multiple occasions, and A = anal. The ultimate rating was 1A.
Nope. If I was shit stirring, I would have made a much more confrontational title and introduction than I did. Just wondered what people thought is all.
Modi, your point about how the mean amount of sexual partners should be the same for males and females is correct. However, you then take this point as confirmation that the average Joe Blow's views on promiscuous men and chaste women are incorrect. This is not correct, as the average Joe Blow's views may be more based on median/mode of promiscuity by gender, and it is unclear from the editorial whether there is any difference between median/mode amount of sexual partners by gender.
Would the ultimate rating be 12A?
I wonder how common the 1A is?
I was center in netball. Doin' my part, going that extra bit hard, so the team can sink the goal.
One night stand with multiple anal.
sighs happily
what hillbong said
Nah, you can't have 1 and 2 together LP. A 2 warrants seperate occasions. 1A was the ultimate because he got anal on the first try, apparently.
LP: wouldn't it be 1A2 ?
I get the distinct feeling this thread needs more BadAlex.
off to PM
How about rating them on fuckface scrabble. You can only use words representing sexual acronyms. Each fuck represents a player, and the words a player can create are limited to the acronyms you mutually stimulated.
What if he took TWO girls home at once who BOTH let him do them up the arse?
Is that a 1A for each of them?
What if they were siamese twins?
I just 1A'd myself in the toilet at work.
Anyone got a haemmoroid cushion?
1DVDA
Is this the mode Joe Blow, the median Joe Blow or the mean Joe Blow we're talking about here, hillsy?
actually, the ultimate is 1DVDAPAMITO
Hey, I had one of those!